Hello my name is Ash im 24. Im a gorgeous, highly inteligent, kind and caring millionaire. Everything about me is perfect!!! My looks, my hair, my cloths, my house with 14 achers of land, my ferrari and other 9 expensive sports cars I own. I love most things in life but more inportantly everyone loves me. Why do I hear you ask?????
Because im PERFECT!!!!!! Im that perfect they even named an american wrestler after me in the 90's(Mr Perfect) all this just because im so perfect and popular. Thats me.
Infact the only tiny thing I can find about myself that isnt perfect is that im a compulsive liar.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ash aka Electrik Prik aka Junkie Jai
Birthday: 6th july
Birthplace: a hospital
Current Location: a house
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 6 feet high and rising
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: prince
The Shoes You Wore Today: my mums stilletoes
Your Weakness: dirty girls
Your Fears: dirty girls
Your Perfect Pizza: 12", round, edible
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: set up a record label and get the cheeky girls to sing on 1st release
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'ooh the penny test, that old fravourite Barry'
Thoughts First Waking Up: how come I allways wake up with a hard on? Ive got to stop dreaming about Michelle Mc Manus my bed has become a tent
Your Best Physical Feature: upper left earlobe, some also say its my tent pole!
Your Bedtime: wats that??
Your Most Missed Memory: the weekend previous
Pepsi or Coke: rola cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: whimpey
Single or Group Dates: I can only date one at a time
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: cillit bang mixed with rum....much better
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: frappachino
Do you Smoke: used to smoke weed but hate cigs
Do you Swear: fuck no!
Do you Sing: badley
Do you Shower Daily: I have a golden shower twice a day
Have you Been in Love: I used to love Mc manus but she never replys to my emails
Do you want to go to College: goin next year
Do you want to get Married: 1 day when I find a cool girl
Do you get Motion Sickness: I get sick of being motionless
Do you think you are Attractive: I aint 2 bad
Are you a Health Freak: take away the health part and ur about right
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: loveem unless im stuck in the middle of one wearing my metal nipple tassels
Do you play an Instrument: classically trained in keyboard
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: cant remember but think that answers the question
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: cant remember bu think that answers the question(alcohol is a drug aint it)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, no 1 loves me!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ye cos they have changed name of Alambra to 'the Mall' for sum fukd up reason, next we'l be calling town hall 'the White House'
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ye I bought em from fucking Mall in tarn
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, when I go to a reasturant I at least expect the chef to cook the food the lazy swine
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not sice last year
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ive got a habit of eatin food om my way around supermarkets
Ever been Drunk: lol gud 1
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes by girls(2 of which are on my freinds list, u no who u are)
Ever Shoplifted: supermarket stunt covers that
How do you want to Die: in a freak tiddley winks accident
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: older
What country would you most like to Visit: Las Vegas in a fear and loathing stylee
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or brunete
Short or Long Hair: which eva suits em
Height: 5 ft upwards
Weight: 300 pounds upwards
Best Clothing Style: there own
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2 many
Number of CDs I own: 2 many
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: doin this survey
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