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Monica

Shut the fuck up Robin!

About Me

I cackel. And if Caroline makes me laugh too hard, I choke laughing. I like to laugh. It's fun. I like Gualalalalalala. I would really like to go back. Oh and by the way, I'm gonna be rich one day. So become my friend now, so I won't think you're using me. Thanks.

My Interests

Movies (OnDemand is the best thing ever), going out to get drunk, going to shows, claiming that I used to be in a grrl band, staying up all night and hating myself in the morning, smoking, Las Vegas, Ford Rancheros, antique (junk) shopping, Vespas, shoes, vintage dresses, looking cool but acting like I don't care, knitting, my parents, pattern making, pjamas, red, gin and tonics, PBRs, Pink Panthers, my girls, tattoos, playing guitar, eating stuff I shouldn't, San Francisco, yellow roses, spending money when I don't have any, my brothers, being in love.

I'd like to meet:

Other BFF's to be dirty old ladies with!

Music:

Murder City Devils, The Distillers, Throw Rag, Wanda Jackson, Teenage Harlots, Crass, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams (I and III), The Headcoats, Del Lames, The Ronnettes, Los Straightjackets, etc. But especially the Lucky Stiffs (there, you happy?)

Movies:

Goodfellas, True Romance, Swingers, 7 year Itch, Office Space, Jackie Brown, Indiana Jones (all 3), An Affair to Remember, LadyHawke, and good porno every now and then.

Television:

Sunday night line up on Fox. The best two hours of television all week!

Books:

I NEVER LEARNED TO READ! THERE I SAID IT... I FINALLY SAID IT.

Heroes:

Les Panthettes. These chicks are roudy bitches!

My Blog

Wet Pavement+ Me= OUCH!

 To all those who have ever crashed your bike, I can now feel your pain. Yesterday before work, my front bike wheel slipped on a wet railroad track. BAM! went flying through the air into oncoming...
Posted by Monica on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:14:00 PST

Blue Sunday...

 I want to thank all the people who made me feel better yesterday. I truly am surrounded by the greatest people in the world. Thanks especially to Terri, Eddie and Kym. I love you very much....
Posted by Monica on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 04:36:00 PST

Dad stop reading my myspace!

 Just found out that my dad knows about myspace! Actually I'm the one who told him (didn't think he'd remember). Therefore my profile will be censored in the future! Thanks dad!...
Posted by Monica on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 01:22:00 PST

Coat Check...

 It really is amazing. Drunk people have complete trust in me. Doing coat check at Minna St. really gives me perspective of how stupid drunk people are (myself included). People give me their pur...
Posted by Monica on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:41:00 PST

So much for an early evening...

 This is what I love about living in San Francisco. Partying it up on a Monday night. And getting home at 5am. Miranda came out in full effect! Waking up an hour and a half late for work. I'm suc...
Posted by Monica on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 04:07:00 PST

Green Day show... thrilling and disgusting

 Green Day at Pac Bell Park So I went. So sue me. I guess I'm not punk anymore. But after that show I came to this conclusion... PUNK IS DEAD! So I guess I don't wanna be a punk anyways. They sol...
Posted by Monica on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 01:33:00 PST

Miranda, the evil twin

 A few weeks ago, I started doing coat check on Thursday nights at Minna. My first night there, I got completely obliterated beyond belief. The next Thursday, I showed up knowing that I had made ...
Posted by Monica on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 01:23:00 PST

Looking busy...?

I'm sitting here at work, did all the work they wanted done in a day in about two hours. So look at me now, bullshitting on myspace, trying to look like I'm working. Only I have about five more hours ...
Posted by Monica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MUNI farts!

Do you ever wonder who the bastard is that let one go while on the bus? I was on the bus tonight after a really long day and this asshole keeps ripping 'em! As if the day couldn't get any better?
Posted by Monica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ahh those rainy days...

so I woke up this morning, expecting to have a productive day off, you know TCB in a flash. BUt I go outside and it's a fucking nightmare! So I retreat back into my warm house, turn up the heater, and...
Posted by Monica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST