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Johnny Shitbird

awwww my fuckin' head.....I'm so wasted.

About Me

I live for the moment in time that all problems and stress disappear in the intoxicating noise and utter chaos that is playing a live show. That is me...simple, short, and sweet. Example of what I am talking about below:

My Interests

The Ocean, conversation (the art of it is REALLY dead), singing, playing my guitar & bass, talking to myself, war, collecting tattoos, smiling, laughing, reading, history, my future, did I mention guitar and bass? getting healthy, dreaming, close friends, traveling, air guitar, air drums, I wanna learn how to play a Cello soon because they make the coolest noises, dive bars, collecting weird shit like elephant figurines, blah blah blah.

I'd like to meet:

Someone that doesn't have their head up their ass.

Music:

The Eastbay Shitbirds, Johnny and The Pachecos, Talulah Gosh, Tiger Trap, The Eyeliners, The Clash, Moral Crux, Snap-Her, Swingin' Utters, Rancid, Downfall, Agnostic Front, Guns n' Roses, Heavenly, Mazzy Star, Descendents, OpIV, Bullets To Broadway, Teen Idols, Teenage Bottlerocket, The Glossines, Die Darlings, GNP, Butterface, Law Abiding Citizens, Jonny Manak and The Depressives, Mishap, Free Cowboy Hats, Sans Sobriety, Drastic Actions....etc.

Movies:

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Television:

Fuck TV

Books:

I just finished some awesome books:
The Biography of Slash
The Battle of Leyte Gulf
The Ardennes Forest Before The Battle of The Bulge
The Battle of Monte Cassino

I also just grabbed up a few more:
Guadalcanal: The Definitive Account of the Landmark Battle
The China Fantasy

I also am looking for a copy of the Tibetan Book of The Dead that does not have a bunch of bullshit commentary in it. I just want the translation, and I can't seem to find any anymore...I used to have one. If anyone can help...I'll love you forever.

Heroes:

NANA

My Blog

Fuck NY

don't forget the struggle don't for get the streets you don't have to worry you're such a creep the lower east side is the place that's true but it's for fighting cops not for fighting you mosh it u...
Posted by Johnny Shitbird on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:07:00 PST

Dun Bin Blog

Well, here it is Wednesday.  Relaxing in Chico...the weather is great.  Pretty crazy times so far on tour...lots of rad shows, great times, and good people.  Much thanks to everyone who...
Posted by Johnny Shitbird on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:33:00 PST

Blog.

Wow.I should have moved to Santa Cruz years ago.  2007 is in full swing.  Wow.  This has begun as one of the best years of my life.  I'm not too sure how it happened, but now that ...
Posted by Johnny Shitbird on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:10:00 PST

Eastbay Shitbirds Ain't Nuthin' to Fuck with....read on....

Wow,What a weekend.  I'm pooped.  Studio time kicks ass and it kicks my ass at the same time.  Kudos to The Eastbay Shitbirds for making Saturday such an easy experience....fuck.....thr...
Posted by Johnny Shitbird on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST

Santa Cruz is much nicer today...to my friends: READ THIS

Wow, the rain yesterday was absolutely crazy.  But just like Verbal Kint....*poof* it's gone.  Yesterday kicked my ass....I played my guitar for nine hours straight.  I think my left ha...
Posted by Johnny Shitbird on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:16:00 PST

I think I changed my mind I don't like Santa Cruz and liars.....

Today I do not like Santa Cruz too much.There is a lake outside my back porch which allows me a mere 1 1/2 feet of space outside my door.  If I go outside for 30 seconds, I may as well have just ...
Posted by Johnny Shitbird on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:17:00 PST

Reflections on a year...I haven't seen myself in years...

Wow, the end of '06 is almost upon us.  It seems like only yesterday that we were at my old apt. in San Jose on my birthday last year when we all stabbed knives, screwdrivers, and whatever we cou...
Posted by Johnny Shitbird on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:02:00 PST

Fuck hippies....and fuck fauxhawks....

        Short and sweet.... 1.  I was on the beach in Santa Cruz on the 4th of July, and some dirty, dreadlocked group of hippies walked by our area.  When the...
Posted by Johnny Shitbird on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:46:00 PST

Ah, life! So mysterious, so painful, so the fuck what

Ah the passing of years, as simple as the rising sun, and as complex as E=mc2. The events of the last few days have reaffirmed my belief that you gotta go out and get yours.  What becomes of thos...
Posted by Johnny Shitbird on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 10:56:00 PST