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This internet shit is weird!

About Me

Um........i looked at other peoples sites and they kept saying how fucking hot they where and how sexy they where, so hows this...............YO! I am so hot i will leave you with a big bloody poo stripe down the back off your damned panties.I also like cats.

My Interests

I like music...........................um, I made a bomb once, it wasnt real and I was only ten......Um I am willing to hear stuff from nice girls who are lonely and need some kind of emotional tenderness......................I am a big fan of sexy stuff, but not if boys or men are involved.........I quite like movies too.

I'd like to meet:

Barry Lazergun.................the inventor of the lazer gun.Theres a picture of a bloke called tom below me claiming to be my friend..........I have no idea who he is....................do you think he is a nutbag?let me know?

Music:

Give it all to me............Music is the best.............I will try and make you a tape or something if you ask............................Do the kids still use tapes these days?, its all cds now isnt it.

Movies:

I like all movies...................Thats a lie, here is another lie...........I have seen every movie ever made.