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El Director Fiorello!

I make B-movies A-listers wish they could be in...

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Most Epic Triumph TV!

Joe Fiorello has come to vanquish all cinema that can be considered non-triumphant.
Aside from that I deny all rumors, whatever they may be.
I pity the fool that doesn't click on my links and check out my clips.

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...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

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My Interests

I like quoting movie lines... sometimes at the most inappropriate times..........
"Yippie kayey muthaf**ka!"

I'd like to meet:

Fellow superheroes... so that we can form a group of superfriends and stop Mount Vesuvious from erupting while Aquaman is busy talking to fish...

Music:

Dan Hegarty (Drummer for hire)

Max Xiantu
composer. producer. performer. deejay

The Murdersuit Fiasco, Federal Annihiliation Committee, Butterknife Assassins, Ennio Morricone, AC/DC, House of Pain, Vivaldi, Korn, Pantera, PuffyAmiYumi, Wu-tang Clan, Metallica, Tenacious D, Guns'n'Roses, Danny Elfman, Fear Factory, Public Enemy, Sybreed, Thompson Twins, Maria Rita, My Chemical Romance, Def Leppard, 8mm, DethKlok, Iron Maiden, Jay-Z, and many others....

Movies:

Flics by Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Kevin Smith, Federico Fellini, Sergio Leone, Tim Burton, Ed Wood, Jerry Bruckheimer, Akira Kurosawa, Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson, Mel Brooks, Chan Wook Park, Takishi Miike, Gore Verbinski, Lloyd Kaufman....

Specific props to (in no particular order): Conan the Barbarian, Cobra, Scarface, Spiderman series, Batman series (The Tim Burton and Christopher Nolan flics), Pirates of the Carribean series, X-Men 1 & 2, Rush Hour series, Superman 1, 2, and Returns, Evil Dead series, Ricki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, Nightmare on Elm Street series, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars series, Matrix (only the first one), Shanghai Knights, most anything else with Jackie Chan in it, Romeo Must Die, Summer School, Better Off Dead, Cobra, Rocky series, Rambo series, The Punisher (both the Thomas Jane and Dolph Lundren versions), The Pirate Movie, The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai, The Toxic Avenger series, Plan Nine from Outer Space, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Godfather series, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Naked Gun series, Scary Movie series, Battle Royale, Chan wook Park's Vengeance Trilogy (Mr. Vengeance, Old Boy, and Lady Vengeance), Ichi the Killer, Mallrats, Clerks 1 & 2, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Alien, Aliens...
Also, feel free to give props to my collaborators and fellow filmmakers...
Gung Ho Girl (Director of Photography/Cinematography)
Caroline Ledgin and Inquiring Minds Films (Documentary Filmmaker)
Moniere (Writer, director, producer)
Joyce Artinian (Writer, director, advertising genius)
John the Tobas (Warrior poet)


Television:

South park, Family Guy, Metalocalpse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, MXC, Fresh Prince of Belair, GI Joe, Robotech, Voltron, The Dave Chapelle Show, Tom and Jerry, Lost, Saved by the Bell, Sopranos, The Gong Show, Samurai Champloo, Dungeons and Dragons, Scooby Doo, Pokemon, Entourage...

Books:

All the Harry Potter books... that's about it. Books not about or involving wizards and sorcery, for the most part, aren't particularly worth reading if you ask me.

Heroes:

Gonzo and Fozzy Bear ("Muppet Babies"), Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Roadblock and Shipwreck ("GI Joe"), Spiderman, Batman, The Joker, Angus Young, Dave Chapelle, Clint Eastwood, John Rambo, John McClaine ("Die Hard"), Rocky Balboa, Rudy, Indiana Jones, Han Solo, Captain Jack Sparrow, Groucho Marx, Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, Jack Burton ("Big Trouble in Little China"), Caster Troy ("Face Off"), any given character who isn't a cannibal or a yellow bastard in "Sin City," Heckle and Jeckle, Jay and Silent Bob, Abbott and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, Norton and Kramden, Beavis and Butthead, Peter Berdovsky and Sean Stevens, Marion Cobretti ("Cobra"), Frederico Fellini, Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, Tim Burton, Kanwar Saluja, Dean Choi, The Fresh Prince of Belair, Ricki-Oh, and My Dad who can kick your Dad's ass.

My Blog

Doh! New character name...

Arrgghh! It was just this week that I had the revelation that I needed to pick a new character name for a script I'm working on.  Anyone who has worked with me knows that character names on my s...
Posted by El Director Fiorello! on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:55:00 PST

Put me in your Top 8 (12, 30, 40, etc).

Hey Peoples! I'm looking to change up my top 40, but I want to make sure I'm putting up true homies that give props to yours truly.  So here's the deal, put me in your top 4, 8, 32, 40 etc. and I...
Posted by El Director Fiorello! on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:26:00 PST

Toy Fair!!!!

Hey people, As some of you might know, I worked a gig this past weekend as a sound guy for a documentary of the Toy Fair 2008.  Five days I spent working it with TD Monthly at the Javits Center f...
Posted by El Director Fiorello! on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:42:00 PST

The American Presidential Candidate

It's the story of a popular Presidential hopeful, whose candidancy is put in jeopardy as word spreads through the media of a romantic relationship sparking between himself and an attractive femal...
Posted by El Director Fiorello! on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:48:00 PST

Guitar Hero III - It took me 4 times, but I finally beat Lou on Easy!

That's right!  After a long absence away from my axe to focus on other projects, I'm back to rock your faces off!  After a gruelingly humbling experience taking on KG and the future Mrs. G i...
Posted by El Director Fiorello! on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:50:00 PST

Episode 5! Joe and Caroline’s Sundance Adventure 2008!

That's right people! Episode 5 is on the air! If you've been keeping up, we left off last time with our intrepid adventurers having watched "Die Welle" ("The Wave").Now they are off to the bar for a...
Posted by El Director Fiorello! on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:40:00 PST

Can Hiliary Clinton be anymore of a Bullsh*t artist?

No additional commentary really needed.... just go ahead and read the article from Yahoo!Yahoo! article on Hiliary calling Obama a plagerist.Hiliary Clinton.... go f*ck yourself!Obama vs. McCain 2008!...
Posted by El Director Fiorello! on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:50:00 PST

Indy is Back!!!

That's right! Tell me... how fricking back ass is this clip! If the clip doesn't work, go to this link...INDIANA JONES on Yahoo MoviesI can't wait!...
Posted by El Director Fiorello! on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:42:00 PST

New Song in the works!

That's right.... I have started jotting down lyrics for a new Federal Annihiliation Committee song that I plan on recording as part of a new hush hush project I have in the works.  I plan this ne...
Posted by El Director Fiorello! on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:51:00 PST

Happy Chinese New Year!

I wanted to celebrate by putting on a dragon head and throwing firecrackers out the window at passerbyers, but my fiance wouldn't let me. Wassup with that?
Posted by El Director Fiorello! on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:41:00 PST