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Retrospectacle

These shoes are 300 fucking dollars... let's buy 'em!

About Me

I've got people to see and places that I need to burn down*I want so badly to believe that there is truth and love is real. And I want life in every word to the extend that it's absurd*I'm trying to find truth in words and rhymes and notes, and all the words I wish I wrote*I fall in love too easily, I fall in love too fast, I fall in love too terribly hard for love to ever last*I'm crying, yeah, I'm dying, yeah, and I'm never ever smiling again*I don't care about going to school, and I don't care about having friends and I don't care 'cause I'm a rock n roll machine*I am heaven sent, don't you dare forget*I fought the law and the law won*I never met a loser that I didn't see eye to eye with*I'm just a teenage dirt bag*I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink* In class I dreamed all day of a rock and roll weekend*I've got a basement full of booze and some blues to lose, I'll ignore the whole world tonight, it'll be alright*I'm always dressed to kill, and I feel like I owe it to the world*I must be fine 'cause my heart's still beating*I won't burn my bridges, be just another jaded fool*I'm nicotine, I'm comin' clean*I'm sitting on top, top of the world*I get a shot right through into a bolt of blue*I know it's not perfection, it's just me*I once took the liberty of watching you sleep*I'd give my heart if you'd give your attention*I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden*I was a kaleidescope, the snow on my lenses distorting the image*I just wanna have some kicks, I just wanna get some chicks*I've finally found a way to find a way to finally find you, down where Colorado street meets hill*I'm all alone with your money in my pocket and my face on your t-shirt*I don't care what you do, I'm getting out, no, nothing ever shames me*I can give you something to break, if you just let me know*I look at you, at least pretend that you see me*I shouldn't care, I keep on living life with my own time*I'm a nazi-schatzi*I pick you up we stay out late. My life is good, my life is great*I'm through being cool, and he keeps telling everyone about me. Like how I'm such a fool, and that I'm so deceptive*I wouldn't gague the world as my life*I've got a cubbard with cans of food, filtered water and pictures of you*I saw you burning in a starlight night*I want sugar in my tea (hear me?) I want sugar in my tea*I never got to be your Fred Astaire*I play Authority Song*I'm finding it harder to be a gentleman everyday*I'll never get to heaven if I'm singing this song*I am flawed, but I am cleaning up so well*I must add, how can someone so young sing words so sad?

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My Interests


You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You? Anything kitschy, novelty, ugly or orange. Music no one else likes. Old Stuff. History Channel. Blue Jean Bop. Cruisin for a Bruisin. Pompadours. TATTOOS. Boys who have both. Pining Away for Things. Shoes. Argyle. Striped Socks. Weird Stockings (I am the Queen). Dying My Hair. Singing in Public. Drunk Dialing. Daily Dino Comics. Instuments that are Bigger than Those Who Play Them. Pin Up Girls. Covenant Tattoo. Religious Conspiracies. That Piece Of Hair in Johnny Depp's Face in Crybaby. Crafts. Large, Ceramic Roosters that People at Hobby Lobby Buy (and why in God's name they buy them). Nerdiness. Boy Scent. 1957 Ford Thunderbirds. Red Lipstick. And, of course,Vagina Cocaine. Oh, and Lemurs.

I'd like to meet:

I have scientifically proven, fail-proof evidence that even if you DID meet me, you'll wish you hadn't after 3 weeks.

Music:

Alphabetical order, not preference (as if I could ever choose)! 12 Cents for Marvin, A-ha, Action Shot, All That Matters, Arlo, The Ataris, The Beatles, Before Braille, The Beltones, Daniel Brummel, Catch 22, The Clash, Coldplay, Coming in Last, Copeland, Daniel Brummel and the Contraband, Death Cab for Cutie, Dexys Midnight Runners, Dresden Dolls, Dropkick Murphys, The Eyeliners, Fall Out Boy, Fifteen Minutes Fast, Five Iron Frenzy, Flogging Molly, The Format, The Get Up Kids, Green Day, Give Up the Ghost, Hanson, Handclaps and Harmonies, Hellogoodbye, The Hippos, Hot Hot Heat, The Impossibles, Billy Joel, Elton John, Jon Bolden, Let Go, The Living End, The Mad Caddies, Matchbox 20, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, New Found Glory, Oasis, Operation Ivy, The Outskirts, Ozma, Pedro the Lion, The Planet Smashers, The Postal Service,The Queers, Rabid Mayonnaise, The Rat Pack, The Ramones, Reel Big Fish, Reggie and the Full Effect, Rooney, Saves the Day, Screeching Weasel, Service Group, The Sex Pistols, Showoff, Something Corporate, Steel Train, Streetlight Manifesto, Frank Sinatra, Skanatra, Sugar Ray, The Toasters, Those Jerks On Stage, The Vandals, Rufus Wainwright, Weezer, the White Stripes, Brandon Wiard, Yes Dear, Pete Yornand oh my god, so many more. And tons yet to hear

Movies:

Anything with Jimmy Stewart or Doris Day or Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn. As a rule of thumb, if someone tears down curtains and promptly makes them into 7 little outfits or throws wine in the face of a guy or says "ever so much" or calls someone a doll or breaks into song, I like it. also, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, SLC Punk, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Indiana Jones Trilogy (Temple of Doom is the best), Rock and Roll High School, Amelie, Mulan, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, High Fidelity, Napoleon Dynamite, Almost Famous, Empire Records, School of Rock, Sid and Nancy, The Princess Bride, anything by Kevin Smith, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Full Monty, and sometimes I like those stupid comedy movies with like Will Ferrel and stuff... but not always.

Television:

I usually watch Miami Ink. A lot. And when they did that marathon, I sat my ass in front of the TV all day. I also have this new hobby of watching TV on DVD-- like Freaks and Geeks, which I saw all of when I was in 8th grade, and still remember the episodes, aand Sex and the City because the ones on TV suck. I really like those "To Catch a Predator" specials on Dateline, but nothing gets me happier than a History Channel special on the Exodus, or perhaps Decoding DaVinci. I'm a nerd, sue me.

Books:

Great Gatsby, Siddhartha, Da Vinci Code (and Angels and Demons, but it's not as good), Brave New World,Ozma of Oz, Breakfast of Champions, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Songbook, High Fidelity, anything by Nick Hornby to be honest, and a lot of lame non-fiction history books with titles like: Mary Magdalene: Christianity's Goddess, History of God, Arab Historians of the Crusades and Europe Through the Back Door. My personal bibles are: The Bombshell Manual of Style, The Catholic Girl's Guide and The Rolling Stone Album Guide (the magazine, not the band)

Heroes:

Emo-boy He's the perfect anti-hero; Wank the Sex Change Queen; and of course... FALL BACK GIRL

My Blog

well, now you know

 The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,  purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to ru...
Posted by Retrospectacle on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:26:00 PST

I miss blogs

Man, whatever happened to blogs? I was just reading some of the fine literary work of my dear friend Sarah and remembering the days (dorm days) that we used to sit around and write blogs about anythin...
Posted by Retrospectacle on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:50:00 PST

The ramblings of a sick, sick mind

  I hate to say this, because I know everyone is going to read it and want to vom or think I am out of my damn  mind, but seriously people. Look at him. He is, quite possibly, the sexiest m...
Posted by Retrospectacle on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:27:00 PST

Everyone, you are in DANGER (thanks for the site, Brady haha)

Apparently, homosexuality can corrupt you and your children from everywhere. You should check out this list of Gay bands. The thing I can't figure out is HOW they figure that some of these people are ...
Posted by Retrospectacle on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:36:00 PST

looking back on 2006

Looking Back On 2006Name:Paige How old were you in 2006:21 until October and then 22... what a weird age What was the most important thing you discovered in 2006:I am a really strong person in actuali...
Posted by Retrospectacle on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:06:00 PST

8th grade....sucked

8Th grade year in Middle School is supposed to be "the worst year of your life" or "the best year of your life." Let's see how much you remember. 1. Who were your best friends? Amy Silver, Lauren Kirk...
Posted by Retrospectacle on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:53:00 PST

21 firsts

My 21 Firsts1. Who was your first prom date?Austin Pont, who was a lot taller than me, hated to dance and kept asking me the same questions over and over. It was pretty lame, I would have had a better...
Posted by Retrospectacle on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

though i don't know why

Dear Greg, I love you. So much. Thank you for loving me.
Posted by Retrospectacle on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:48:00 PST

damn you, blockbuster!

So, I was watching TV and I randomly remembered this movie I used to watch all the time when I was a kid. It was called Rock-A-Doodle, and it was a Elvis type story that had a hound dog and a roo...
Posted by Retrospectacle on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST

Olive Anne! The Halloween Cat!

It's Halloween, so I am sharing our darling little Halloween kitten! Don't let the cuteness fool you, she's a holy terror too. Enjoy!       ...
Posted by Retrospectacle on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 03:45:00 PST