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James

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


Imagine The Fonz... except he cries at the part when Bambi's mom dies.
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My name is James
I have a propensity for sarcasm
My natural inclination is to be rather gratuitously verbose
(and possibly redundant)
I'm a big softy.
I mean--I'm a total badass.
Shit... what'd I say?
I have bizarre and unrealistic expectations for life,
but I cannot settle for less
I have a heart for the grand, beautiful, noble, and sincere things in life
I am an avid proponent of those things that are romantic and sincere--and possibly cheesy.
I have no fears for the future -- it is bright and full of hope.

My Interests

Top 5:
5) Sleep
4) Dungeons and Dragons
3) Movies
2) Making Out
1) Music

I'd like to meet:


"Anybody can bring the green beans amandine to the neighborhood potluck, but it takes someone very special to bring the funk."
"Hey, I choose my company by the beating of their hearts, not the swelling of their heads."

Music:

Top 10:
10) II, by Boyz II Men
9) Hello Bastards, by Lifetime
8) Beneath Medicine Tree, by Copeland
7) Do You Know Who You Are?, by Texas Is The Reason
6) Pollyanna, Northstar
5) Worship and Tribute, by glassJAw
4) Four-Minute Mile, by The Get Up Kids
3) The Moon Is Down, by Further Seems Forever
2) [Self-Titled], by Third Eye Blind
1) Stay What You Are, by Saves The Day

Movies:

Top 10:
10) Superbad
9) Swingers
8) Big Trouble
7) The Iron Giant
6) Good Will Hunting
5) High Fidelity
4) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie
3) The Boondock Saints
2) Life is Beautiful
1) Hook

Television:

Top 5:
5) Family Guy
4) Thundercats
3) Cowboy Bebop
2) Monty Python's Flying Circus
1) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Books:

Top 10:
10) Starship Troopers,(the book, not the horrible movie) by Robert Heinlein

9) Creatures of Light and Darkness, by Roger Zellazny

8) 1984, by George Orwell

7) Snow Crash, by Neil Stephenson

6) Armor, by John Steakley

5) The Lord of the Rings, trilogy by JRR Tolkien

4) Lord of Light, by Roger Zellazny

3) The Chronicles of Narnia, by CS Lewis

2) Where the Wild Things Are, by Maurice Sendak

1) The Little Prince, by Antoine de Saint Exupéry

Heroes:

My inner child.

My Blog

Going out for donuts...

Your mouth waters, the closer you get to that home of deliciousness. You yearn for the taste of chocolaty, fried goodness and milk. As you pull into the parking lot, your pulse races in anticipation...
Posted by James on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 02:08:00 PST

Everything you never wanted to know about me.

I have the most British Name since... no, no, that's it.  I have decided for safety's sake, while I'm on the road, that I'm not going to tell people what that is.  Identity theft sucks, or s...
Posted by James on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:13:00 PST

Police Man Mr. Potatoe Head, piss off!!

 I have a  Police Man Mr. Potatoe Head that I got at Chuck E. Cheese's on my 21st Birthday.  It's sitting on top of my computer monitor.  Just thought I'd share.Not to mention...
Posted by James on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:36:00 PST

Consolidated Movie Quotes!!!

1) "You're going to listen to me?? To something that *I* said?? Jesus, man. Haven't I made it abundantly clear to you, during the tenure of our friendship, that I don't know shit. Half the time I'm ju...
Posted by James on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 02:31:00 PST