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April

Illigitimi non carborundum

About Me

I guess I had my survey of myself up long enough so I suppose I could actually take the time to write about myself. So, Hi! I consider myself to be a very outgoing, sarcastic, charming, random, too caring for my own good, and an overly motivated person. I live for challenges and the chance to explore everywhere that I can. I love traveling and typically always have a couple trips i'm planning for the future. I start culinary school in the fall and with that paper proof that I can cook I plan ..ing my own organic and completely "green" company. I'm also working towards my bachelor's in nutrition so I can really kick some ass in the food industry. I like people who have lives of their own and don't rely on me or others for their own social lives or success. I don't like to waste time and seem to live by a motto of "time is money" and also "Illigitimi non carborundum" which is latin for "don't let the illegitimates get you down".. or basically.. don't let the bastards get you down. It's true, I learned a couple years ago that I can only rely on myself for true happiness and I rarely put faith in people to make my life more pleasant/easier. My family seems to be the only people I can really trust with the exception of a couple close friends. I expect respect from everyone since I give respect to everyone until I have reason not to. Once that respect is lost, you can expect the friendship would be too. But oh well, I know in the end, none of this bullshit we are going through today will matter so we might as well live it up while we can!!


..t--My score on../t-- The Quick and Dirty Personality Test :

ENFJ- The Teacher
(Your Type is 100% Extroverted, 25% Observant, 25% Logical and 68% Structured)

Your type is known as the teacher, or the educating mentor. You also belong to the larger group, called idealists. You tend to bring out the best in other people. You lead without seeming to do so. People are naturally drawn to you. You expect the very best from people which takes the form of enthusiastic encouragement which is so charming that people try their best not to disappoint you. You share your personality type with 3% of the population. You need to feel a deep and meaningful connection to your romantic partners, and go to great lengths to understand and please your mate. Harmony is vitally important to you, and you often put others' needs before your own. You have a pretty thin skin and are easily hurt. Although you strive for harmony, when your values or ethics are violated, you can be very emotional, confrontational, and even punishing. However, you are very insightful about the underlying cause of conflicts, and an excellent communicator, so you have the tools to bring about a quick and peaceful resolution as long as you can keep control of your facilities. You want to be appreciated for your thoughtfulness and compassion. You need your partner to make a real effort to get to know you. Above all, you need to be able to express your feelings and have them taken seriously. Your group summary: idealists (NF) Your type summary: ENFJvincex's shorter version of this test. My longer version of this same test. The real deal.

..t--Link../t--: The Quick and Dirty Personality Test ( ..t--OkCupid Free Online Dating../t-- )


You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor ! Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say,
It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips,
The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman, That's me.Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see.
I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a womanPhenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.Now you understand Just why my head's not bowed. I don't shout or jump about Or have to talk real loud. When you see me passing It ought to make you proud. I say, It's in the click of my heels, The bend of my hair, the palm of my hand, The need of my care, 'Cause I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.

My Interests

sleeping, shopping, the ocean, traveling, enjoying the blossoms of nature, white and blush wines, sleeping, softball, poker, reading, cooking, baking, nutrition, shopping, organizing, interior design,rollerblading, art, exercising, hiking, going on journies, shopping, sleeping, gambling, drinking microbrew beer, shopping, karaoke, environmental studies, working with children, advertising, making the world a better place and sleeping

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet super awesome kickass people who share the same interests as me (see below). I don't want to meet people that I have nothing in common with because, call me weird, but I tend to get along with people who like the same things as me.My common activities are beach journies, karaoke, traveling, playing poker, bbqing, hockey, shopping, going out to dinner, seeing movies,exercising, clubbing, concerts, hiking, rollerblading... If you do any of that and you share my music tastes (probably the most important) then maybe we would get along.I DO NOT SUPPORT MYSELF WHOREDOM. 97% of the people on my friend's list are people I have known at one point in my life. To be added by me, I have to actually consider you a friend!!!Hahahaha this test is very accurate when it come's to describing my sense of humor... It's awesome!!! My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :

the Shock Jock
((52% dark, 57% spontaneous, 47% vulgar))

your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARKYour sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne BarrThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test ( OkCupid Free .. Dating ) Right now I'd really like to meet people who have or are planning to island hop around the Caribbean. I'm planning adventure Spring 2008 and I'd like to chat with some future travel buddies or people who have been around the Caribbean in hostels before. Mmmmkay?!

Music:

system of a down, ella fitzgerald, louis armstrong, mindless self indulgence, jack off jill, 3ll, my ruin, goldfinger, less than jake, fugees, save ferris, guttermouth, twista, streets, sublime, executioners, reel big fish, linkin park, hieroglyphics, mary prankster, atmosphere, dixie chicks, shania twain, jurassic 5, diesel boy, ak 1200, bad company, nerf herder, a simple plan, sum 41, nfg, pennywise, the ataris, get up kids, adam f, hive, andy c, bad religion, incubus, hoobastank, streetlight manifesto, tony bennett, dj icey, 311, bette midler, elton john,gorillaz, billy joel, fall out boy, panic at the disco, yellowcard, diana ross, tom petty, tsunami bomb, mile relm, pepper, wolfmother, yeah yeah yeah's, anna nalick, whitney houston, ray charles, r.e.m, temptations, staind, carrie underwood, jewel, natasha benningfield or something, eminem, ztrip, bonnie raitt, death cab for cutie, pepper, weezer, my chemical romance, keane, kelly clarkson, otis redding, pearl jam, disturbed, deftones, queen, jimmy buffet, kasabian, oasis, cake, beck, jet, postal service, white stripes, beyonce, nas, green day.

Movies:

groundhogs day, anything with jim carrey (esp. the ace ventura's), how high, all the friday movies, all the kevin smith movies, office space, waiting, beerfest, little miss sunshine, old school... anything with will ferrill/ben stiller/vince vaughn...

Television:

I hardly get to watch TV anymore but here is what I used to love and adore: Daily Show, Colbert Report, South Park, Friends, Simpsons, The Office, Family Guy, Futurama, King of Queens... Shows on the History, Science, or Discovery Channel, Animal Planet...

Books:

Kirstie Alleys book "Lose your ass and regain your life" I cant believe how fucking funny it was. Fat girls everywhere should read it, or just women has issues with themselves. :) Also, "He's just not that into you" By Greg Behrendt. Now that book is fucking awesome. Women everywhere should also read this and learn the evil truths of men. It will ruin all your faith though but it's better to be smart than lame! Read it!

Heroes:

I have a lot of admiration for people like Eminem and Madonna. I respect people that arent afraid to be who they are and what it takes to really show who they are.

My Blog

Check out this event: Maya's Life Celebration Benefit

Hosted By: April and more at Novato Parent's Nursery SchoolWhen: Saturday Aug 18, 2007 at 4:00 PMWhere: Vallecito Elementary School50 Nova Albion WaySan Rafael, CA 94903United StatesDescription: A...
Posted by April on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:26:00 PST

My Caribbean Culinary Adventure

I'm soooo excited for the damn future to get here. This is going to be another big year of change for me.I start culinary school in the fall at Bauman College in Penngrove, a special holistic school ...
Posted by April on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:18:00 PST

Super Personality Test

The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all. Tr...
Posted by April on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:51:00 PST

Another survey

1. Where is your pet right now?Pivo is currently in his cage by his choice eating the yummy food mix I created for him. The dogs are downstairs roaming and the fishies are in their bowls.2. Last time...
Posted by April on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:19:00 PST

Yay for the future

Im soooooooooooo looking forward to moving!Each day that I wake up and go to each job I have scheduled for the day, whether its two... sometimes three different jobs a day... Each day I do this it mak...
Posted by April on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:13:00 PST

As time goes by...

Soon my time in San Jose will be over.I'm planning on moving back to Petaluma on October 16th. I'm semi-excited to not have to work as much and to focus on school but at the same time I am really sad...
Posted by April on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:35:00 PST

My boyfriend application - Please apply

                    To move along the process of dating me, please fill out this application and send it back to me.    1) Name?2)Age? 3)Ag...
Posted by April on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:44:00 PST

Survey for grownups?

Here are some questions for some people who are a little more mature...1. What bill do you hate paying the most?I hate paying my rent bill the most. Its the most money, so I hate it the most.2. What'...
Posted by April on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 08:51:00 PST

The beach is my happy place

Today after work I went with my buddy Aaron to Santa Cruz. It started out to be way annoying cuz I had to drive and there was traffic and stick shifts and hills and traffic do not mix with me.But we ...
Posted by April on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:57:00 PST

info about what i like in relationships...

Name Four Things That You Wish You Had: Financial security, a loving boyfriend, a part-time job that was enough to support me, and uh... a better bed Name Four Scents You Love: manly scents?  i l...
Posted by April on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:29:00 PST