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Micaela 2.&hearts

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

About Me


Jokes of this caliber. ^

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet you from across the time we haven't lived yet, so you can tell me how this all ends.

Music:

Music is my boyfriend.

In no particular ordaire:

The Weakerthans, John K. Samson, The Velvet Teen, Taja Sevelle, Brand New, Flogging Molly, Mae, The Format, Fiona Apple, Gym Class Heroes, Modest Mouse, Christina Aguilera, Billy Talent, Coheed and Cambria, The Smashing Pumpkins, Deathcab for Cutie, The Postal Service, A Perfect Circle, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Elliot Smith, Prince, Damien Rice, System of a Down, Nelly Furtado (these days), Ben Folds Five and Ben Folds by himself, Tommy Q, Erik J, Bright Eyes, Saves the Day, Taking Back Sunday, The Roots, Lucero, Tegan and Sara, Justin Timberlake, Hint, Black Eyed Peas (pre-Fergie), Moneen, Franz Ferdinand, Britney Spears, The Vincent Black Shadow, Sondre Lerche, Nada Surf, Lily Allen, Zero 7, Regina Spektor, Alkaline Trio, The Shins, The Decemberists, K-OS, Timbaland, MIA, The Who, The Sea and Cake, The Arctic Monkeys... and whatever Erik or Patty decides I should listen to that day.

Movies:

"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he was talking about."

"I don't need 'nice'. I don't need to be it at anyone and I don't need anyone to be it at me."

"Sometimes I doubt your committment to Sparkle Motion!"

"Don't point your fucking finger at crazy people!"

"I don't know any lepers, either, but I'm not about to go out and join one of their fucking clubs."

"Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks, 'Can you put me up for the night?'"

"What makes you think that?"
"Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear."

"You fell in love with a girl. Only posers fall in love with girls."

"Attention campers: lunch is canceled today due to lack of hustle. Deal with it."

"He stays up in his room for hours. He could be injecting heroin into his eyeballs, for all I know."

"Nah. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. Every once in a while, though, you can be a real c*nt."

"Igor, could you get the bags?."
"Certainly. You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban."

" I'm a god. I'm not THE God... I don't think."

"You'll probably get picked because you look like Doris Day. But I don't want anyone else to be jealous of that!"

"I'm The Dude, so that's what you call me, man. That, or, His Dudeness, or Duder, or 'El Duderino,' if you're not into the whole brevity thing..."

"I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen."

"They threw tomatoes... after the show, I had a nice salad."

"If I hadn't promised Mom on her deathbed that I wouldn't kill you, I would KILL YOU!"

"He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS."

"I'm your huckleberry."

"What kind of tunes? Grunge rock or post grunge rock? Neo-punk or alt-pop? Or alt-pop-grunge, or post-pop-alt-pre-grunge? Or psyche-post-pop-alt-grunge, or good-time butt rock? Please, not good-time butt rock. I'm so sick of that shit."

"Don't ever underestimate MY butt. I work out all the time, and reaping burns a lot of calories." "I'll be keeping my eye on the government's money, and OFF of your perfectly formed ass."

Television:

THEEEEEEEEOffice.

Books:

Cintra Wilson, Jack Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson, Jeffrey Eugenides, Tom Robbins, Margaret Atwood, Alice Sebold, Haven Kimmel, Sandra Cisneros, Ray Bradbury, Jerry Spinelli, Anne Lamott, T.S. Eliot, David Sedaris, J.D. Salinger, Laurie Notaro, Lewis Carroll, Dave Eggers, Chuck Palahniuk, Dorothy Parker, Carolyn See, Kurt Vonnegut, Elizabeth Bishop, Charles Bukowski, Hart Crane, Roald Dahl, Janet Fitch, Jonathan Safran Foer.

Heroes:

Mi madre, Cameron Crowe, Baryshnikov, Beatrix Kiddo, Elizabeth Bishop, all them writers.

And also me!
Your results:
You are Dark Phoenix Dark Phoenix 77% Venom 72% Poison Ivy 65% Dr. Doom 64% Mystique 64% Mr. Freeze 53% Catwoman 50% Two-Face 48% Juggernaut 48% Apocalypse 44% Lex Luthor 41% Green Goblin 40% The Joker 36% Riddler 33% Magneto 27% Kingpin 25% A prime example of emotional extremes: Passion and fury incarnate.
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My Blog

What religion is Chewbacca?

Chewish.Now that that's out of the way:Things I'm Into-- or Not-- This Week:or, this is the bloggiest blog ever1. Tyra Banks' talk show is a big black hole of stupidity. On her medical dysfunction-the...
Posted by Mixmastagraduate on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:28:00 PST

Gradamatater... I mean gradiatiatasaurus... I mean grabamation...

Holy shit, you guys, I'm a fucking college graduate.Oh God. OH GOD.I'm panicking now. All I've done for the past seventeen years is go to school all of the time. What am I going to do with myself? For...
Posted by Mixmastagraduate on Sun, 27 May 2007 07:19:00 PST

Bought and sold for Spanish gold

Every time I get the urge to take myself too seriously these days, I remember this illustration-- and repent.So I work in a record store (record store?), where I spend six hours at a time taking CDs o...
Posted by Mixmastagraduate on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:26:00 PST

Four years, eight months, twenty-seven days, three hours, thirty minutes.

Life is predictable, whether or not we think it is. Things are ending all the time.I could talk about what made me leave my job at Sears, but you probably already know why. I'm pretty sure I've worn o...
Posted by Mixmastagraduate on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:23:00 PST

Stupid failing memory-thing. What was I doing again?

Avoiding the last book I have to read this semester. One hundred pages to go, but as always, there is no end of Other Shit I can do instead.And I've realized lately, after I went on a narcissistic cok...
Posted by Mixmastagraduate on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:40:00 PST

My own personal Jesus

Had my first night at Rasputin last night. They weren't sure what to do with me, so they gave me three crates of used CDs to file... and that's all I did. For four hours. I quickly learned three thing...
Posted by Mixmastagraduate on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:10:00 PST

Violet light, and a hum

"So Billy experiences death for a while. It is simply violet light and a hum. There isn't anybody else there. Not even Billy Pilgrim is there."'Night, Kurt. 1911-2007...
Posted by Mixmastagraduate on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:31:00 PST

I'm pretty scrumptrilescent. : D

Felt like answering the James Lipton questions... too.1. What is your favorite word? Panoply.2. What is your least favorite word? Republican.3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally...
Posted by Mixmastagraduate on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:55:00 PST

I tend to jump guns, but... (oh, and did I mention this is my 100th blog-thinger?)

... based on all the mail I've been getting lately, I think I get to graduate in May.Holy...Toledo?: D
Posted by Mixmastagraduate on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:08:00 PST

Spam spam spam spam

Oh my fucking God.I'm not even making this up. I wish I could be this creative.K, so, somehow a group of spambots got ahold of my yahoo email account, and at least every other day there's a group of e...
Posted by Mixmastagraduate on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:52:00 PST