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Monica

Please refer to me from now on as: Tellula does the hula from Hawaii

About Me

first of all, i am probably THE oldest person to have ever logged in to this site. if you are counting by the year i was born and not by my ever so youthful and deceiving appearance. i have lived every one of my wonderful years w/ no regrets, only naive or uneducated decisions on occasion. but even then i am thankful for each experience, good or bad, that has lead me to the emotional and mental fulfillment that i now posess. i am constantly in search of new knowledge as it is taught by life and meeting new people. to all my fantastic friends, you know who you are, i thank you all for being so supportive and wonderful. i am the luckiest girl in the world to have you all in my life. i have never been happier or more FABULOUS than i am right now and i owe each of you a debt of gratitude. i know not what the future holds, but this life is a great ride and i'm holdin on for dear life in anticipation of what incredible surprises await. i am very open minded and diverse. non-judgemental and enlightened also describe me.

My Interests

I got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com

I'd like to meet:

if you can contribute to my life in a positive way, then jump on board and we can become life long friends. i really don't have time for fucked up people or attitudes. i know who i am and as it turns out, i am freakin AMAZING! there is enough bullshit in this world, i don't need yours.

Music:

too diverse to even attempt to mention

Movies:

my favorite movies, not in any particular order, are " willy wonka" (oompa loompas kick ass), "raising Arizona"....." her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase" (nick cage), "rudy", "steele magnolias"...." I'm pleasant. damn it, i saw drum eaton in the piggly wiggly this mornin and i smiled at the son of a bitch" (shirley macclaine), "four rooms" , i wont even try to quote, you wont get the true effect of my awesome cockney accent.

Television:

ER still rules after all these years. office, british and american version miami ink kicks ass and various others, but i will not watch commercials thanx to my new boyfriend tivo.

Books:

what? me read?

Heroes:

ME!!!

My Blog

more ryanisms

at the dinner table with family on 5/25/08me: "niko has a bump behind his ear but he won't let me look at it. i hope it's not a tick..."ryan: " maybe it's a LUNA-tic!"same dinner later in conversation...
Posted by Monica on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:58:00 PST

funny shit i hear on a daily basis. (to be updated often)

ryan 8 years and brandon 12 years. my kinda stepchildren1/29/07  completely random statement while doing homework.brandon: "ryan, don't join a gang!"ryan (very emphatically): "I WASN"T GONNA!"1/1...
Posted by Monica on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:28:00 PST