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About Me

I'm STILL BEYOND over living in California, I love Wild Turkey 101, I'll NEVER sell my true friends out in order to claw my way up the corporate ladder, I love helping the under-served (working with rotten teens is where my heart is), I don't watch TV unless it has something to do with forensics or porn, I can spend a week in Vegas and not gamble a cent, after being told that I'd "outgrow" it, I still wear black head to toe every day (even my scrubs are black), Jenna Jameson is, in my mind, what women should aspire to be: strong, demanding, hot, bitchy and not willing to apologize for any of it, I love driving around and shooting random black and white pics, I hate weddings yet find cemetaries beautiful, I leave my ATM card and ID at a bar at least 2x a month, I have to admit that I've had this bizarre facination with country music for a couple of years now, I love Marines, I've seen every episode of Cathouse at least 3 times, I hate all things chocolate, I love MAC...both the makeup and computer, Solid food is overrated, my friends are my family, my ma is my hero, I love tattoos (since they're the only thing you can take to the grave), I can cuss and drink like a truck driving sailor, I honestly believe that all of life's problems can be solved by finding the right CSI, Golden Girls or Queer As Folk episode, I recently found out that my Goddaughter is me in a 2 1/2 year old body...swearing and all, I'm against gay marriage...and any other type of marriage for that matter, I talk to my dog like she's human, I LOVE basketball & football (GO BEARS! I still believe in Grossman!), brothels facinate me, I miss living in rural Illinois, babies make me nervous (except Conner), I can watch any movie with Molly Ringwald 10,000 times and never get sick of it, I can go to gay bars in another state and run into people I know, I tend to fall on my ass for no reason at all, I go to the gym at 2 am just so I don't have to deal with people, and I still drink, work, then drink some more.

My Interests

Shopping, road trips, Vegas, B&W Photography, travelling (LONDON!) smokin, drinking...

I'd like to meet:

White Trash with money...and I'm fine with that! OH! And someone who can show my clumsy ass how to two step! Cheers!

Music:

Depeche Mode, The Smiths, AFI, System of A Down, Incubus, Hank Williams III, 80's movie soundtracks, The Cure, 80's hairbands, Toby Keith (yeah..can't explain that one), fag techno, Luda, Eminem (YUM!!), etc.....

Movies:

Nightmare Before Christmas, 8 Mile, Top Gun, But I'm a Cheerleader, Breakfast Club, Jarhead, Pretty in Pink, 16 Candles, Say Anything, Valley Girl, Goonies, Steel Magnolias, Sid & Nancy, teen slasher flicks, anything with Paul Walker or Jake Gyllenhaal (YUM!!)....

Television:

All 75 MTV Channels, Travel Channel, Food Channel, Discovery, Cartoons, MTV, Lifetime (televisioin for women and gay men), Spike (aka man lifetime), Speed, A&E, The History Channel, Oxygen, QAF, Will & Grace, Queer Eye, CSI Las Vegas, Cathouse, Family Plots. Intervention, and I can't get enough of any reality chopper or hot rod show.

Books:

Catcher in The Rye, Harry Potter, Wicked

Heroes:

My Ma!!!!!!!!

My Blog

And I'm off...

to Illinois. I'm already anxious about the Superbowl. Every time I see a commercial or anything my stomach flips. Besides the fact that it's 19 fuckin degrees. my bitch ass is cold when it's 70 he...
Posted by Whiskey Tango on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:46:00 PST

GO BEARS!

So I had already planned on going home (Illinois) over Superbowl Weekend. However comma since the Bears are going, I'm about to burst with excitement! I can't wait to get the hell out of this city a...
Posted by Whiskey Tango on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

I <3 PORN!

So I was recently approached form a legit "adult entertainment" company to work for them...and I use the term "work" loosely. I talked with the rep in depth...DEPTH and am I crazy for considering it?...
Posted by Whiskey Tango on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:06:00 PST

I hate my job part II

Yeah, new job...BORING!!! I'm SO fucking bored all the time! Today I managed to do less than nothing for 8 hours, woohoo! Thank the powers that be that I have friends that call/text me!!! Eh, the g...
Posted by Whiskey Tango on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:59:00 PST

I hate my job....

That's all. My new goal is to thin enough to be a hooker. I can get a degree in that right? It makes me laugh that people still wonder why I drink so much...ha! FUCK food...just gimme the ETOH!
Posted by Whiskey Tango on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 11:28:00 PST

Kinda Funny...

How when 13 women who are at least 10 years older than you gang up and confront you, you actually have no choice but to stop and think. Sometimes I need that in order to bring clarity to my otherwise...
Posted by Whiskey Tango on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:34:00 PST

Remind me why I went to college

Let me just explain: I went to a very good undergrad and grad school and for some reason I got stuck working in Social Services (thanks Ma). I basically go to work to have crazy ass teenagers kick m...
Posted by Whiskey Tango on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Distain...

So it's 5:18 Monday evening...the Bird consumption has already begun...and I found this quote that slightly shows a *pinch* of my current distain towards the gender that currently and will always rule...
Posted by Whiskey Tango on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So Crabby!!!!

I am in SUCH a horrible mood today, and I haven't the foggiest clue as to why. Work is...well work, I have great friends, the best Ma, and I just can't seem to shake this piss poor mood I've been in f...
Posted by Whiskey Tango on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sometimes...

I feel like all I'm doing is re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
Posted by Whiskey Tango on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST