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Dark

Hell have no furry then a woman scorned.

About Me

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My Interests


DARK IS

1. hot
2. sexy
3. cute
4. just alright
5. would love to meet
6. just gota' know
7. honest
8. kissable
9. loveable
10. strait off the hook cool

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Birthday:
Birthplace: california
Current Location: Washington
Eye Color: depends on my mood. Some days brown, some days green
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mexican/french/appachee/cherokee/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: hiker types
Your Weakness: none
Your Fears: nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: the works..only leave off them little fishies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: winning loto numbers
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: none
Thoughts First Waking Up: " I gota pee"
Your Best Physical Feature: big titties
Your Bedtime: when ever i go to bet
Your Most Missed Memory: time with my dad
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc Donalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl them both together
Cappuccino or Coffee: french vanilla creamer with my coffee , thank you
Do you Smoke:
Do you Swear: Every Damn Day!
Do you Sing: Only in the shower and out on the road
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: someday
Do you want to get Married: Been married before, It would take allot to get me to take that bullet again
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: beauty is in the eye of the beholder..
Are you a Health Freak: huh! what's that!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yah, they've passed on.. ( only with my father though when he was alive)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never do drugs..it's for the weak
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no ( we only do nutter butters here)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: with a big bang
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: don't know,,havn't grown up yet...ha,ha,ha,ha
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: anything but red
Short or Long Hair: must keep it nice and neat..no hair longer then mine
Height: anything but a midget

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god have mercy on your man, i will be surprised if he can still walk after a night with you. You are one horny gal, and you are not afraid of pleasing him. good effort.

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I'd like to meet:

Some day I'd like to meet my favorite movie star..Vin Diesel, I would love to hear about all the movies he has made, how was it making them, what was it like going from being a bouncer one day to the next box office hit and how has it changed his life. I'd love to see what his real personality is like and how he carries himself in person...and of course find out the whole ( is he gay or isn't he) once and for all..fallowed of course by a kiss upon my cheek for my courage in asking all my trivial questions and his autograph on one of his favorit t-shirts.

Music:

love listening to 106.1 and 93.3 and what ever else... oldies, rock, dance, jaz, soul, r&b..but don't even put on any country..

Movies:

Love to see a really good Horor film..not one of them cheesey ones.. but one of them really good ones where ya' just jump in your seat cuz it scares the shit outa' ya'..

Television:

HBO's Rome series

Books:

Smut magazines.(.Playgirl..)John Robbert Frost & William Butler Yates for the more serious read

Heroes:

My hero was my father.

My Blog

Reality

   Let me tell you a little story, about how things really are, so maybe next time you won't feel like life is just too bizarre.    The reality of men is... things with them aren't...
Posted by Dark on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:02:00 PST

Bottle of wine

  Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road .As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped...
Posted by Dark on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:18:00 PST

What the hell was that?

   Our local hero Super Man happened to be flying around making sure that our fare city was safe and sound and free from crime when he happened to look down and notice the Incredible Woman w...
Posted by Dark on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:51:00 PST

WHAT MAKES A HOME

   TIS THE FIRES SOFT, WARM, WELCOME, AND THE DAY LIGHT'S MELOW GLOW, FRIENDLY BOOKS AND EASY CHAIRS, AND THE FOLKS WE LIKE TO KNOW.    THE LOVE AND LIGHT, AND LAUGHTER, WHAT GO SI...
Posted by Dark on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:35:00 PST

The Penis wants a raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or pu...
Posted by Dark on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:39:00 PST

WHAT A WAKEUP!

WHAT A WAKEUP! Dear God: Why didn't you save the school children at ?. Virginia Tech 04/16/07 Amish Country, PA Wisconsin Columbine High School Moses Lake , Washington 2/2/96 Bethel , Alaska 2/19/97!...
Posted by Dark on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:37:00 PST

True Friends

   I have had such an event full week . Well hell, more like an event full month. There is hardly ever really any time to get on line anymore. But I still do from time to time. And for the m...
Posted by Dark on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST

What a woman should have and know...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... > one old love she can imagine going back to... > and one who reminds her how far she has come... > > A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... > enough money within her control to move out > ...
Posted by Dark on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST

Life in Hell

   Ok before I post this really funny joke just gota make it known, it's a joke that was passed along through friends....don't want anyone you know who you are to get offended as if I'm stea...
Posted by Dark on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:35:00 PST

Changing

   To say that this past week was uneventful would be an understatement. Besides all the work things that had gotten me so bogged down , allot of personal things took it's toll too. And...
Posted by Dark on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:04:00 PST