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VengefulCarny

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About Me

I've got a spectacularly, is that even a word?, dry and witty sense of humor thanks in part to years of British TV shows and mel brooks movies, I'm able to entertain just about anyone with my rants about nothing in particular. i enjoy making people smile and will go so far out of my way to accomplish said act that i tend to take a while to return from my journeys. im currently working two jobs and looking to change one of them and hopefully sometime in my life go back to college for nursing or something in the tech field as i am a mondo geek, thats right I'm a geek and proud of it. I love music of all genres and my collection shows this, never ever ever ever unless your prepared to have the brain baby kick the hell out of the inside of your skull let me dj your party lol. anyways thats about all i can think of so far
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew
Birthday: March 5th 1981
Birthplace: Royal oak michigan
Current Location: san bernardino california
Eye Color: brownish
Hair Color: natural black
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right but am trying to learn to be ambi
Your Heritage: mexican navajo finnish
The Shoes You Wore Today: black sneakers
Your Weakness: trust
Your Fears: disappearing
Your Perfect Pizza: olives and jalapenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my t-shirt business from thought to reality
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: shizzle
Thoughts First Waking Up: am i awake
Your Best Physical Feature: ive been told my eyelashes
Your Bedtime: whenever my body says so
Your Most Missed Memory: ages 2-10
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither if i can help it
Single or Group Dates: either is fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton raspberry
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirled
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea
Do you Smoke: indeed, thinking about quitting lately
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: in my car or shower. sometimes karaoke
Do you Shower Daily: hell yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: im boycotting college
Do you want to get Married: maybe someday
Do you belive in yourself: at times
Do you get Motion Sickness: not last i checked
Do you think you are Attractive: not really
Are you a Health Freak: only as far as milk and juice are concerned. only drink soy milk and naked juice
Do you get along with your Parents: no comment
Do you like Thunderstorms: very very much so
Do you play an Instrument: used to play clarinet guitar and piano, wanting to relearn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeppers
In the past month have you Smoked: daily
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only over the counter
In the past month have you gone on a Date: dont think so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea. love the mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no dang it
In the past month have you been on Stage: does the karaoke stage count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no and im sure my neighbors thank that one
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i steal tape daily from work
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: once
Ever Shoplifted: once or twice when younger
How do you want to Die: in a spectacular fashion with many other people
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: when and if that day occurs i just want to help people
What country would you most like to Visit: japan or the country of my origin finland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: cant tell eye color.
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: either or
Height: tween 5' and 6'
Weight: any
Best Clothing Style: whatever suits their fancy
Number of Drugs I have taken: no comment
Number of CDs I own: many many
Number of Piercings: now 1 before 3
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: forgetting my past
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Your ..1 Match: ISFP


The ArtistYou are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now). You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children. Simply put, you enjoy bueaty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life. Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate - you are good at recognizing people's unspoken needs.You would make a good veterinarian, pediatrician, or composer.

Your ..2 Match: ISFJ


The NurturerYou have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal. A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways. In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music. You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for.You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist. What's Your Personality Type?

My Interests

video games, reading, being eccentric, entertaining people, juggling which while i kinda suck at right now I'm getting better, renaissance faires, I'm a carny!, stargazing, driving, art galleries

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a great sense of humor and who won't really mind my ability to go on rants about nothing in particular for hours.
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Music:

80's, metal, trance, happy hardcore. bowie, tool, perfect circle, johnny cash, the D; if you don't know who they are im sorry but they rock like hard rocking gods of rock, system of a down, helloween, depeche mode, any and all 80's, skinny puppy, apoptygma berzerk, convenant, duran duran, morris day and the times, george clinton and parliment funkadelic, kmfdm, beborn beton, motorhead, metallica ; up to and including the black album after which they reached about 12 shades of suck, some classical and opera, my life with the thrill kill kult, trance, proggressive-house, happy hardcore, tool, smashing pumpkins, various goth and industrial, flogging molly, dropkick murphys, nekromantix, horrorpops, the red elvises, aquabats, reel big fish, skeletones, see spot, the who, elton john, billy joel, bob seger, black sabbath, ozzy, alice cooper, kiss, slipknot, cradle of filth, deicide, cannibal corpse, gwar, danzig in all his short fury, finntroll, 30 seconds to mars, bobby darin, tom waits, between the buried and me Dimmu Borgir - Sorgens Kammer - Del II

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Movies:

all movies from the greatest sci/fi horror company ever full moon productions may you rest in peace, kids in the hall brain candy, priscilla queen of the desert, amadeus, immortal beloved, bram stokers dracula, leon the professional, fifth element, immortal, to wong foo thanks for everything julie newmar, strictly ballroom, national lampoons vacation and its sequals, 12 monkeys oook oook, blade runner, moulin rouge, waiting for guffman, this is spinal tap, fight club, tron, fear and loathing in las vegas, ed wood, super troopers and club dread, naked lunch, robocop, mystery men, wet hot american summer, harvey birdman "attorney at law", eddie izzard: dress to kill and circle specials, american history x, monty python movies and flying circus sketches, death to smoochy, the pest, friday, toys, bubba ho-tep, evil dead trilogy, clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, vulgar, the usual suspects, seven, hedwig and the angry inch, rocky horror picture show, shock treatment, john waters movies, reno 911, aqua teen hunger force, chappelle's show, troma movies, attack of the killer tomatos and its sequals, invader zim; i think that counts since the shows on dvd now. good night and good luck, chronicles of narnia, the harry potter movies, velvet goldmine, bringing out the dead, the cavemans valentine, the last horror movie, sharkskin man and peach hip girl, kung fu hustle, shaolin soccer,

Television:

the grim adventures of billy and mandy, venture brothers, sealab 2021, stargate sg-1, south park, drawn together, super milk chan, reno 911, aqua teen hunger force, chappelle's show, invader zim,

Books:

farenheit 451, 1984, lost souls, drawing blood, exquisite corpse, are you loathsome tonight, wormwood, h.p lovecraft in all his squid phobia glory, naked lunch, coinlocker babies, fight club, complete hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, anita blake novels; any dr. hunter s thompson books in all incarnations, the dune saga: frank herbert versions not his hack son's versions, good omens, the illuminatus trilogy, the assault on reason, cant think of anymore right now will add when i do.

Heroes:

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You scored as Cannoneer

YOUR THE CANNONEER! You always yell because your hard of hearing and you probably lit off fire crackers in the palm of your hand as a kid. You love Arnold Schwatzenegger and Sly Stalone movies because they've always got that BANG you crave so much.


Cannoneer


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Cook


70%

Quartermaster


65%

Lazy Seamen


65%

Captain


60%

Cabin Boy


50%

Sawbones


50%

Navigator


50%

Ordinary Seamen


45%

Cooper


40%

My Blog

holidays in retail suck

yea thats pretty much all i got. that and they just really really suck. specially when working for a big corporation where your hands are tied when it comes to bitchy retarded customers who just need ...
Posted by VengefulCarny on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:54:00 PST

wtf!

http://money.cnn.com/2007/01/05/news/companies/pfizer.reut/i ndex.htm?cnn=yes
Posted by VengefulCarny on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:12:00 PST

quizzes are fun

You Are An ISFPThe ArtistYou are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now).You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children.Simp...
Posted by VengefulCarny on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:48:00 PST

because you asked for it, you know who you are

Hello and welcome to the second installment of what was supposed to be a weekly thing but im distracted easily by shiny things, fuck you for judging me hippy!!! ahem at anyrate lets get this underway ...
Posted by VengefulCarny on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:06:00 PST

i was told i couldnt leave the subject line blank

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?phone, have to drive very far cause dont trust the mail and dont have credit card2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?dont have romantic dinners b...
Posted by VengefulCarny on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 05:51:00 PST

dear lord i posted

k this is primarily for the like i dunno maybe 4-5 people who actually read this damn thing and have been hounding, thats right i said hounding, me to post something, y'all talk to me almost every blo...
Posted by VengefulCarny on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:14:00 PST

a work in progress

legions of angels take flight to battle in the skies above us in order to battle one last time against the hordes of warmongers and scientists who had taken all but the last vestiges of hope from the ...
Posted by VengefulCarny on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 10:58:00 PST

Scribblings of blood one the walls of my mind

i am your fear. i reside in the part of your brain that terrifies yet excites you, i am all of the evil you can think of and so very much more, i make my home in your nightmares, i use the stench of y...
Posted by VengefulCarny on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 10:57:00 PST

so yea....

im a little over 8 hours i will be somewhere over california in a plane on my way to san jose. im not thrilled at this prospect as i am terrified of flying but its for a good cause, my friend of many ...
Posted by VengefulCarny on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:42:00 PST

Eddie Vedder Must Die!!!!

thats it really, no hidden messages or nothing i just think he needs to die.
Posted by VengefulCarny on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:34:00 PST