Press Secretary Tony Snow's Brief Statement to Reporters Concerning Luxury Vet Spa at Walter Re |
TONY SNOW: Thank you. First of all, yes, this is my real hair. Of the many skills I learned during my tenure as an infotainment jockey at Fox News, maintaining excellent helmet hair is one of them. Ot...
Posted by Bush on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:42:00 PST |
Press Secretary Tony Snow's Brief Statement to Reporters Concerning Luxury Vet Spa at Walter Re |
TONY SNOW: Thank you. First of all, yes, this is my real hair. Of the many skills I learned during my tenure as an infotainment jockey at Fox News, maintaining excellent helmet hair is one of them. Ot...
Posted by Bush on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:58:00 PST |
Bush Either Talking to Himself or God |
Yesterday, three high-level presidential aids came forward with shocking allegations about the mental health of the president. While admittedly unqualified to make a diagnosis, all three aids reported...
Posted by Bush on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:01:00 PST |
Bush Grants Self Permission To Grant More Power To Self |
WASHINGTON, DCIn a decisive 10 decision Monday, President Bush voted to grant the president the constitutional power to grant himself additional powers."As president, I strongly believe that my fir...
Posted by Bush on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:18:00 PST |
CONDI ADOPTS AFRICAN ORPHANS, TO SEND THEM TO IRAQ |
Stung by recent criticism from Sen. Barbara Boxer that she has no immediate family members serving in Iraq, and therefore no personal stake in the war, Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice has made a dr...
Posted by Bush on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:07:00 PST |
Last 3 Bush Supporters Share Cab by Accident |
New York, New York) In a bizarre coincidence the last 3 remaining Bush supports find themselves in the same taxi cab. George Reynolds of Barrington, Rhode Island was traveling with with a friend on Bu...
Posted by Bush on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:01:00 PST |
Bush Sends Christmas Greetings to Troops by Phone |
After an exhaustive search of over 200,000 troops serving in Iraq, Afghanistan, and other overseas locations the Pentagon was able to locate a handful of servicemen and women who were willing to talk ...
Posted by Bush on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:15:00 PST |
George W. Bush Recites 'Twas The Night Before Christmas' |
Twas the night before Christmas here in the White House.Laura was sleeping and the twins had passed out.Their stockings and spike heels were strewn everywhere,while I sat there thinking, 'It just isn'...
Posted by Bush on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:20:00 PST |
The Republicans Leave Washington |
Posted by Bush on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:29:00 PST |
Privacy Concerns As X-Ray Machine Claims First Innocent Superstar |
Concerns about the surveillance society were raised again on Monday, after security pictures from last week..s UK premiere of Happy Feet were leaked to the press. Using new optical techniques that can...
Posted by Bush on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:25:00 PST |
