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crappy Accidents

The Accidents. we hate your band.

About Me

We have corvettes and big dicks

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/17/2006
Band Website: yourmom.com
Band Members: Balthezar The Insatiable, Angry Lanks, Daltron The Incorrigible, Mike of Freedom (not the U.S.A.).
Influences: Tetris, skateboards, trailer parks, Bloomington, and Bloomington Bands, Cool dudes, heinous ho's, people making merriment, low self esteem, not knowing what we want or who we are all the while judging you.
Sounds Like: we need to learn some respect and manners.
Record Label: "U have to be nuts to be in an institution" -KISS
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Sheep being led to the slaughter

Sheep being led to the slaughter.  That is the phrase that pops into my head every time I look into the eyes of a scared, confused, carbon copy bikepunk/pcpunk/anarchist/smellypunk/crustypunk kid...
Posted by crappy Accidents on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:38:00 PST

A Necksican's life on the river. The Documentary.

back in the dirtiest region of Indiana, The Armpit if you will, The Evansville. I'm going to buy a video camera with my money from doing this medical study, and I'm coming back to do a documentary abo...
Posted by crappy Accidents on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:23:00 PST

Pleasure meeting you, Professor Barnie Chucklehead.

It was a grand morning, and I had the distinct pleasure of meeting Professor Barnie Chucklehead.  I did not at length discuss everything I had wanted, for there was much swirling in my head. ...
Posted by crappy Accidents on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:45:00 PST

I just yelled at a fat man

guy parks his truck on a one way and blocks us, We start hollerin and tell him to move it and he says, I can park here for 15 minutes by law. and to that I said, by law you're a fat ass.  good ti...
Posted by crappy Accidents on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:29:00 PST

smoke crack and kick hippies in the face

Ypsilanti was so much fun! we played 2 shows yesterday. Kevin the drummer from Bear Mountain Picnic's new band called invader is awesome. Then we went to a moped house and they danced to us and it...
Posted by crappy Accidents on Sun, 06 May 2007 07:58:00 PST

did you mean sacre bleu!?

..> sacre bleu ..> 58 up, 17 down ..> French term of astonishment. a curse. translation; "sacred blue" refers to Christ's mother, Mary, often depicted in art in blue dress. the subversive t...
Posted by crappy Accidents on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:03:00 PST

New Mahoney House!

New Mahoney house, and our parents co-signed for it.  That means we're trashing the shit out of the place and letting our parents pick up the pieces.   If you need a show May through Ju...
Posted by crappy Accidents on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:02:00 PST

Jerk Alert (Bloomington band) review in Razorcake zine

To say Jerk alert sounds like a musical bowel movement would be unfair, since bowel movements can be pretty darn enjoyable.  You're sitting there on your porcelain throne, maybe reading Razorcake...
Posted by crappy Accidents on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:25:00 PST

new song, new lyrics, Just Do It (Swoosh!)

The Queers at Uncle Festers this Tuesday Starts at 9 p.m.   New song called Just Do It Are you a Troubled young teen considering suicide can't find find a reason to be alive Do it do it, kill yrs...
Posted by crappy Accidents on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:35:00 PST

It's a hard knock life

if you want an exquisite extravagant taste that really will put a smile on your face, then you'll want to buy some tasty fruit leather (flavor of your choice) and then get some mighty mango naked juic...
Posted by crappy Accidents on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:31:00 PST