Late night blogging: Ill have a double-blog, hold the mayo. |
QUESTION:
DOES WEARING AN EINSTEIN T-SHIRT MAKE ME A GENIUS?
ANSWER:
YOU BET YOUR ASS IT DOES!
This Einstein t-shirt that I own is my favorite shirt of all time. Not only does it arrange the st...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:52:00 GMT |
Nothing but the truth... |
THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH...
SO HELP ME BATMAN!
Who the hell knew? I did. I knew a long time ago. I knew it on May 4th, 2007, when I breathed the bre...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:40:00 GMT |
Back from tour... (This isnt finished, but I will do the rest soon, dinner is ready.) |
It has been a week and I am just starting to settle back in. Scott (from Prizzy Prizzy Please, whom we toured with) told me that it would be a bit of an adjustment, but I didn’t believe hi...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:29:00 GMT |
Lauren, I'm gonna spin-kick you into your grave! |
Everyone has a fantasy about Lauren...
MY FANTASY IS SPIN-KICKING HER INTO AN EARLY GRAVE!
I made a blog yesterday about Lauren and how much I hate her. I thought that the blog was... well, a l...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:55:00 GMT |
Lauren is stupid and I hate her! |
ASSHOLE.
Everyone loves lauren right? Not me. I hate her. She always calls me fat and tells me that I am UGLY. Guess what? She sucks. She once blew a dog for a steak sub...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:08:00 GMT |
10 days of DOOM! |
This was my last 10 days.
-Car ride to Carbondale: Bag O Drugs. Show in a Living Room. Beer and Boobies EVERYWHERE!
-To Bloomington IN, where we play a basement show, NAKED and we drink till dea...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 15:28:00 GMT |
Dunkboat |
All i know is that i got some six pack abs from laughing so hard last night. I was surrounded by all of my most closest friends, (minus Ryan Maney) Charlie, Jimmy, Mike and Katie... and we were ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:34:00 GMT |
SHALASHASKA! |
Man, JOCK/THUG Metalheads are the worst. Especially those who brandish firearms. I wasn't there for this spectacle, but I recived death threats VIA the Sass Dragons MYSPACE page. It ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:32:00 GMT |
Ring the gong, rip a bong... GET IT ON! |
I have 4 whole hours until I am on vacation for four days. I want to toss this computer against the wall. My order buddy has been out sick for 2 weeks straight. I am overloaded with ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:24:00 GMT |
DragonBreath... |
I am leaving for Grand Haven, MI on Saturday at 7:00am. I will be drunk by noon and I will not come back alive. Im going to sink the bottom of the lake and have seaweed tea and reef crumpe...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:26:00 GMT |
