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Tom

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About Me

I am a very unphotogenic person, a sad side effect of being ugly..lol, a bit of a wiseass, but all around good person (these days). In what little free time i have i enjoy movies, books, concerts, i-tunes (which i believe is a cult, and yes i have joined) all hail mighty i-tunes! I am engaged to Kat, who is on here somewhere, i have completely wasted the money my parents spent on my education, i am the only gemologist i know that was in auto sales, now i am a culinary arts student... but mostly im a wiseass.

My Interests

i have a wide range of interests, as long as it doesnt include running or jogging. if i am doing either, there is either police dogs or a dude with a chainsaw chasing me.

I'd like to meet:

The guy that invented reality tv, and beat him silly. the guy that figured out that cows taste good, shake his hand the guy that came up with a car cell phone charger...he needs a beating. and also meet lewis black, and rachael ray. tee hee. how you doin rachael?

Music:

i love me some ska, and also 80s new wave. im trapped in the 80s.

Books:


Funny Videos

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Funny Videos
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My Blog

people suck ass

A 14 year old girl, the winner in her age group of the NFLs punt pass and kick competition gets booed because she was wearing a new england jersey. Out of all of the winners she is the only one booed,...
Posted by Tom on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:49:00 PST

Kat tagged me that evil bitch

We know the rules: 1. Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. 2. At the end choose 5 people to be tagged, listing the...
Posted by Tom on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 09:46:00 PST

Are you kidding me?!?

Live and let live. Catholics are upset about the movie The Golden Compass, because the book portrays the church in a negative light. um, the catholic church makes the church look bad. Want a better im...
Posted by Tom on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:46:00 PST

I love the conservative right

I have a new theory.....every time Ann Coulter opens her mouth, 6 liberals are born. I love this woman, she is the liberals best weapon out there! If she is the best of the conservatives, then damn. I...
Posted by Tom on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:51:00 PST

Why?!?! (Adult language, pissed off guy ranting)

Yet another school shooting today, this time in a Cleveland school. This days after the Wis Deputy goes on a killing rampage, at least this time there haven't been any reported fatalities with the exc...
Posted by Tom on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:26:00 PST

damn culturing

ok, so i blame kat for "culturing" me. before i met her my idea of a musical was watching behind the scenes on vh1. i would never in a million years listened to npr. i wouldnt be in culinary school. l...
Posted by Tom on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST

just feel like writing

ok, so here it is, 1:30 in the morning. I have a mountain of school work i should be doing, or trying to get some sleep, but neither seems to fit right now. So im gonna write random stuff and whatnot ...
Posted by Tom on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:00:00 PST

40 questions....

1. What does your MySpace quote mean? that is none of your biz. 2. Elaborate on your default photo: its me in the sunroom with a dead plant behind me 3. Who is the first person on your top 8? Kat 4. W...
Posted by Tom on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:12:00 PST

This day in history

ok, so i know that technically it is now tuesday the 37th, but i havent slept yet, so it doesnt count...lol March 26: 1953, Dr Salk announces the polio vaccine on national radio 1885, Eastman Dry Plat...
Posted by Tom on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:40:00 PST

step 3,4,5 on the bbq dream

ok, so far i have had intro to culinary arts, sanitation, college success, algebra and meat and seafood fabrication and identifiaction earning me 11 credits in the last 9 weeks. my brain is freaking f...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:30:00 PST