Richie and Eddie

We havent had many 'gigs' because we're too busy shagging as many hot birds as possible in our penthouse! But when we do, do 'gigs' it takes us AGES to get our equipment out and to set it, mainly because Eddie would already be drunk, and thats before we even ruddy well play! Now can we just get our equipment out! I mean get our tackle out... no I mean get our GEAR out, oh god! You can't say anything without some dreadful double entendre lurking around the corner! Anyway, we're going to be fucking well big ok!? Bigger than our-well, no MY GIANT COCK ok?! Thats fucking HUGE! Brits '07 here we come! Watch out!