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About Me

My favourite Tango ad was the one where that bloke gets double-slapped by a crackpipe Oompa Loompa, the one that got banned cos a kid accidentally killed his mate by copying it (bit of an urban one I think). The strangest thing I ever heard a bus driver say was 'who threw that pasty'. At school, my pencil case was a red tin one with the names of all my favourite bands compass-scratched over the ready-printed maths formulae. The celebrity I would most like to tie to a gearbox and huzz in the river is the slinky ponce from Mighty Boosh. My last nickname was Buzz Lightyear and I probably got it cos I've got a chin you could use as a sewer key.

My Interests

Communication, fizzy cola bottles, ideas, nitric acid, snow

I'd like to meet:

Happy-go-lucky, one careful owner, was keeping it by for the wife, long walks, short plank, GSOH and WD40..

Music:

At the third s trok e , it will b e t wo three a nd ten s econds

Movies:

I f you got the t wo plat e s, a nd you know the r i g ht people, then all your problems are solve d

Television:

L e t's jack in t o that c o m puter. The s p - get on l ine

Books:

You b r oke your he a r t. Boo fu c kin g h oo

Heroes:

I / I wi s h you c ould s w i m

My Blog

Demo review: ,,The Quest And That Magic Summer'' by Ecovillage

With My Bloody Valentine's recent revival pushing shoegaze back under the limelight, it's only natural that a fresh slew of noise-makers will start vying to inherit a support slot. One of the more not...
Posted by Swore Feagre on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:10:00 PST

Film review: ,,Eastern Promises''

Perhaps the most realistic film to grace the 'thawed hitman' subgenre (SPOILERS)A David Cronenberg film scripted by the bloke who used to write The Detectives? Surely the hottest ticket in town. With ...
Posted by Swore Feagre on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 10:28:00 PST

Interview: Sean Lock

SEAN LOCK, the sardonic ex-bricky whose fixtureson flagship quizshows 8 Out Of 10 Cats andQI see him frequently outquipping the likes ofJimmy Carr and Stephen Fry, is fast becominga frontrunner for mo...
Posted by Swore Feagre on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:31:00 PST

Book review: ,,Death Of A Murderer'' by Rupert Thomson

Having given Nineteen Eighty-Four a Swiftian colour-coding in 2005, Rupert Thomson returns to do battle with another wave of sinister forces, but this time on altogether more condensed scale. Those wh...
Posted by Swore Feagre on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:36:00 PST

<tick>Trailer trash</tock>

1. EXT HOUSE -- DAY.Establishing shot of a nondescript two-up two-down semi on rural B-road. Nothing out of the ordinary, save for a white number 20 on the bottom right of the screen.The relative peac...
Posted by Swore Feagre on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 02:40:00 PST