Hello fatties!!
Where shall I start...well, Since winning 'Slimmer of the year' in 1993 and 1994 I adopted the role of helping others achieve their target weight and stick to it, just like I did!
I love my job (Almost as I love the odd mouthfull of choclit cake). And I love my ''Fat Fighters'' - They stinck like shit, all a bunch of mingers, and are FAT cows, but i do enjoy a challenge!!!
I encourage Fatties to eat healthy, in the nicest possible way. I feel that if I pressurise them, the chances are they'l binge eat. Wouldn't want that now, would we?! So I take a friendly approach and give them lessons in healthy eating!
I teach my fatties how to deal with cravings, cravings...yeah abit of ccrrraaaaaaaavings! whats healthy and not healthy, to realise that anything is good in moderation and my main morel is ''if it's half the calories...you can eat twice as much" - that tends to put a smile on their chubby, spotty, greasy, bloated faces!
Over christmas 2006 i was put on exchange program and sent to the UNITED STATES! Now, America is such a big place and it's just full of big people. Greedy yanks just don't know when to stop! I think i may have been abit too honest with those American fat cows...and i ended up being taken away by a sheriff - just like in the movies! I'm currently writing this from my 2m x 2m all brick cell. Apperently i'm too fat to get a flight back to the UK and to actually get out the prison doors...personally i think the americans are blind aswell as fat, im a size 8 now!
Marjorie: You see your problem is, Tania, you're fat AND old. It gets harder, and there's no man is there, you're on your own?
Tania: Yes, my husband left me.
Marjorie: Yeah, well, he would have done. Yeah, younger woman weren't it?
Tania: Yeah.
Marjorie: Forty-nine, yeah, so you're on your own now, every night crying and eating. Well, at least you've got all of us here at FatFighters to make you feel better. Off you pop. Oh, she stinks an' all...
Here is a recent photo of Tania, fat cow. Does she really think Shes lost weight without my help?!
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