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Marjorie Dawes©

Welcome to Fat Fighters!

About Me

Hello fatties!!
Where shall I start...well, Since winning 'Slimmer of the year' in 1993 and 1994 I adopted the role of helping others achieve their target weight and stick to it, just like I did!
I love my job (Almost as I love the odd mouthfull of choclit cake). And I love my ''Fat Fighters'' - They stinck like shit, all a bunch of mingers, and are FAT cows, but i do enjoy a challenge!!!
I encourage Fatties to eat healthy, in the nicest possible way. I feel that if I pressurise them, the chances are they'l binge eat. Wouldn't want that now, would we?! So I take a friendly approach and give them lessons in healthy eating!
I teach my fatties how to deal with cravings, cravings...yeah abit of ccrrraaaaaaaavings! whats healthy and not healthy, to realise that anything is good in moderation and my main morel is ''if it's half the calories...you can eat twice as much" - that tends to put a smile on their chubby, spotty, greasy, bloated faces!
Over christmas 2006 i was put on exchange program and sent to the UNITED STATES! Now, America is such a big place and it's just full of big people. Greedy yanks just don't know when to stop! I think i may have been abit too honest with those American fat cows...and i ended up being taken away by a sheriff - just like in the movies! I'm currently writing this from my 2m x 2m all brick cell. Apperently i'm too fat to get a flight back to the UK and to actually get out the prison doors...personally i think the americans are blind aswell as fat, im a size 8 now!
Marjorie: You see your problem is, Tania, you're fat AND old. It gets harder, and there's no man is there, you're on your own?
Tania: Yes, my husband left me.
Marjorie: Yeah, well, he would have done. Yeah, younger woman weren't it?
Tania: Yeah.
Marjorie: Forty-nine, yeah, so you're on your own now, every night crying and eating. Well, at least you've got all of us here at FatFighters to make you feel better. Off you pop. Oh, she stinks an' all...
Here is a recent photo of Tania, fat cow. Does she really think Shes lost weight without my help?!
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My Interests

Slimming of course! But i think anything is good in moderation, and rememeber if it's half the calories you can eat twice as much! I also like socialising with my fatties.

I'd like to meet:

The inventor of Krispy Kremes. Not that i like them or anything, they're far too fattening. I just think they look........decorative.

Music:

The Mr.Blobby song. 'Food glorious Food' - Oliver. 'Be our guest' - Beauty and the Beast. 'Maximum Consumpion' - The Kinks. 'Ito Eats'-Elvis Presley. 'Savoy Truffle'-The Beatles. 'Happy Meal'-The Cardigans. 'Junkfood junkie'-Larry Groce. 'He Ate too many jelly donuts'-Rick Dees. 'Supper Time'-Irving Berlin. 'Mashed Potatoes'-American Rag. 'Keep On Eatin'-Memphis Minnie. 'Wild Honey' - The Beach Boys...and several others.

Movies:

READY STEADY COOK!

Television:

There's nothin better than havning a TV dinner, don't you think? I just love to sit down, infront of the telly, eatin my heart out, after a stressfull day. just love it. love it. love it. LOVE IT!! You know, slabbin out on the sofa with cake to induldge in, chocolate and biscuits, great. Just love it!

Books:

Mine, of course. You can get it on amazon i fink, Fat Fighters is the name - it was only sold in America though for some odd reason. Maybe it's because theres more fatties there than there are in little britain, and they are just dying for my help.

Heroes:

Vanessa Felts, aswell as being the very best of friends with her, shes had a roller coaster struggle with her weight all her life. She keeps so strong tho, just never gives in. One word of advice i have given her is to eat dust. Dust is vertually fat free. Cheap and easy to find, Delicious and NO CALORIES!

My Blog

Hello FatFighters!!!

Hello fat fighters, i hope you didn't binge eat over the festive period! If any of you FAT people have any problems sheding the pounds the best advice i can give is to stop eating for 6-7 months, it w...
Posted by Marjorie Dawes© on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:58:00 PST