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Taognatas

Oh boy, Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

About Me

What's to say...I'm poor, listen to too much metal and have been dismembered. My job sucks, I have no friends and am generally a loser. Nah, just kidding. I totally rule. I love metal and I'm also in a killer thrash band called Soulless. My mom says it's the only worthwhile thing I've ever done. Then she hit me. Check out myspace.com/soulless. I promise you, your life will never be the same.

My Interests

Metal, beer, literature, prosthetics, cinema, verse, compostion, decomposition, Rock 'n' Roll, technology and other stuff.

I'd like to meet:

People for the most part... Heathens, nerds, metalheads, drunks, creeps, cretins, Clowns, malcontents, mischieve-makers, marauders, nefarious Neanderthals, norse goddesses, lion tamers, ragers, ranters, panters, pacers, pugilists, punters, evil priestesses, witches, green eyed ladies, lovely ladies, warlocks, pagans, goat herders, geeks, cartographers, astronomers, astrologers, weather forecasters, zoologists, botonists, succubi, the undead, the deranged, the maligned, the maladjusted, monopods, unipeds, Taxidermists, Trappists, Zymurgists, gimps, cripples, amputees, witchdoctors, witchfinders, wraiths, wompas, Evil Emperors...I have a general dislike for humanity so please carefully consider the ramifications of trying to be my friend. Is it really worth the rejection? I think not... You probably suck and have no idea how to rage. The same goes for your band. You will be denied, so let's spare each other the discomfort.

Music:

Kreator, Celtic Frost, Destruction, Possessed, Razor, Dew Scented, Exciter, Exodus, old Haunted, Defleshed, Occult, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Dio, Motorhead, old Slayer, Voivod, Trouble, Sodom, NunSlaughter, Arch Enemy, Iron Maiden, Old Metallica, Crumbsuckers, Judas Priest, The Who, Eddie Cochran, Buddy Holly, Blue Oyster Cult, Sacrifice, Rainbow, Cryptic Slaughter, The Accused, Centinex, Dark Angel,The Clash, GBH, Sacrilege B.C., Discharge, DRI, Angry Samoans, NOFX, Johnny Cash, Death Angel, Anthrax, Rammer, Mercyful Fate, Minor Threat, Carnivore, Bolt Thrower, Deceased, The Day-glo Abortions,The Beastie Boys, Alice Cooper, Carcass, Sabbat (UK), Pestilence, Rich Kids on LSD, Tiamat, Sacred Reich, Carnal Forge,The Exploited, Morbid Angel, Entombed, Macabre, Venom, Accept, Terrorizer, The Police, Neurosis,Dead Brain Cells, Sting, Destructor, Caveman, David Bowie, old In Flames, Jane's Addiction, Unleashed, Opeth, At the Gates,

Movies:

Satan and horror, The Exorcist, Evil Dead series, Omen Series, Rosemary's Baby, Godfather, Lord of The Rings series, All things Star Wars, Goodfellas, Airplane, Tommy Boy, Planet of the Apes (the real one), Logan's Run, Soylent Green (now with more girls!), Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, Meaning of Life and Life of Bryan, Devil Dog, Gargoyles, Godzilla and all monster movies, Enter the Dragon, This Is Spinal Tap, Metal: A Headbanger's Journey...

Television:

The Simpsons, C.S.I., and Family Guy, Battlestar Galactica, Deadwood, Banana Splits, ATHF, All things Discovery/History channel

Books:

Tolkien, Herbert, Heinlen, Adams, Poe, Bradbury ... Hitch hikers series, Dune Series rule. "Stranger in a Strange Land" changed my life as did Arthur C. Clarke's "Childhood's End".

Heroes:

Rob Halford, Ronnie James Dio, Myself, Flipper, Otto Bock, The Mad Arab, Homer Simpson.

My Blog

Soulless Signs to WorldChaos

We are very proud to announce that Soulless have signed with far east metal foundry WorldChaos Production. We are honored to be alongside such metal greats as Terror ...
Posted by Taognatas on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:02:00 PST

Soulless pix from Chimaira X-mass

Soulless Pix These are thumbnails. They can be clicked on to veiw a pop up image. OK. Fuck off.
Posted by Taognatas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My New Year's Resolutions...

I've always thought they were the dumbest idea, but this year in an effort to be more social and tolerant of the stupidity around me, I decided to make a few. I mainly intend to be more critical of th...
Posted by Taognatas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST