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Caveman

About Me

Caveman thawed from the permafrost on the grounds of the Mars Recording Compound in Shalersville, Ohio. Much to the surprise of the metal band that was recording at the studio the defrosted duo lumbered into their their recording session. The primitives were at first frightened and confused by the cataclysmic raucous of the bands music, but eventually became enraptured by the shear brutal fury of the sounds. The music offered them solace in this strange new world, taking them back to their native place and time - now lost to them forever. The stunned musicians offered the pair cheeseburgers and inexpensive canned beer while the cave dwellers sat amazed and spellbound by the violent noise that surrounded them. After some time had passed the cavemen began wildly gesticulating toward the band members and primitively imitating their actions. The Neanderthals were offered instruments and immediately showed great musical aptitude. The metal band sat stunned and watched in awe as the nefarious Neanderthals proceeded to beat out vicious tales of the primitive brutality that was their native home and time.

Releases:
"March of the Death Clan" Cassette - 1998
1. Collecting the Tusks
2. Rockbreaker
3. Spear the Beast
4. March of The Deathclan
5. I Invented the Wheel
6. I Invented Fire

"Prehistoric Bloodbath" CD - 2003
1. Death of the Mammoth
2. Clubbing Wars
3. Hunting and Gathering
4. The Caveman's Beard
5. Prehistoric Bloodbath
6. Neanderthal Beatdown
Bonus Tracks:
7. Me Fire Make Cold Go Away
8. I Invented the Cave
9. Sexy Caveslut Good on Meatpole
10. Rock is Good for Enemy Killing

These releases quickly went out of print. In fact they are so rare some believe they never existed at all.


Caveman does not make friends
They crush their enemies and take their women. Only the worthy may join the Deathclan.


Death To False Cavemen!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 19/08/2007
Band Members:

Gulk - Grunts & Guitars
Krug - Skin pounding & Mammoth Slaying


Influences: Fire, the Great Burning Sky Wheel, The Hunt, cave sluts, The Death Throes of Slaughtered Prey and Enemies, Cold Eye the Suspicious, The Club, a Small Rabbit and a Few Good Birds.
Sounds Like: A club hitting a rock and then the club and rock hitting your face .
Record Label: Unsigned

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