Before you answer your Call to Adventure, take a moment to meet and greet your fellow pilgrim on this highway to hell called existence...
Whoami?:
Notes on a Raconteur & Roustabout
Francis Trautman resides in the Carl Family Motor Lodge in St. Martin Parish, Louisiana, and also for long periods in the backseat of his '73 Chevy Impala. "Graveyard Frank" is currently working on his next project, a travel guide to East St. Louis, as well as, a script for an episode of NBC's "Watching Ellie"; Please do not inform him that the program has been cancelled. He holds degrees in Semiotics and Forensic Entomology, both at the Mail Order University of Toledo, Ohio, in addition to an honorary PhD from the Businessmen's Association of Greater Baton Rouge. In his spare time, Frank enjoys his collection of porcelain unicorns and velvet paintings of clowns [Not the sad ones!], and his turn-offs are legal action and girls who won't commit. His advice to young writers?: "Hop a bus. Join a cult. Kill a vagrant. It's just great literature. Period."GRAVEYARDFRANK.com
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I Am Pork
i like to think i'm the other white meat, but many people don't want anything to do with me.
i probably smoke. And it's likely that no body part of me is off limits.
What Kind of Meat Are You?
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