i need your opinion... |
So I know it to be over the one month away, but I have been given the dilemma. What to dress for the Halloween?!!! Klaus loves thee Halloween! Ich liebe das Tragen Kostüme! Ich liebe zu anderen Mensch...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:18:00 GMT |
The boys are back in town |
Der weekend to end all ze weekends! My old college buddies from the university paid a visit. Good times. Crazy times. Especially Chad. He actually showed up at my pad with a beer bong. You here me? A ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:25:00 GMT |
Going back to my roots... |
So the goods news is that Klaus is becoming the younger! I sit many nights thinking about my days being the avant garde. Doing my dance macabre. KLAUS DANCES DIE MACABRE!!!! Will not bore you with det...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:30:00 GMT |
Fuck Santa! |
Okay peoples. Where to begin? I'll just dive in I guess. Rechts in die Scheiße! So here's the deal... For the second year in a row I have been passed on for the role of Santa Klaus and stuck with the ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:35:00 GMT |
Getting back in shape... |
So yes tis true. Klaus has gotten rather flabby as of the late. Yes, some of you say these things as "Klaus, you looks the better than the ever" and "Klaus is as if he were young as a teenaged boy." R...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:26:00 GMT |
The band is back together... |
That right everyone, das band ist zurück zusammen! We played our first gig this week at the famous, Donkey Tap Room in beautiful Sandusky, Ohio. The turnout wasn't really all that, but who cares. We w...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:22:00 GMT |
Fuck birthdays and fuck you... |
Ich hasse die Welt und jeder in ihm! Honestly, do I even have any friends anymore? I mean at least Herzog made a movie about me. But still, where was he Wednesday nächt? Where I come from, your ..frie...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 00:31:00 GMT |
Lobster Fest!!! |
So I went and checked out LobsterFest yesterday, and boy-howdy was it a treat! This is turning out to be the best summer EVER! Aufwühlend!!! Although I was saddened by how many fat people I was surrou...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:16:00 GMT |
These trees |
it is I that sees, the forest for the trees little beings dance around...around like little bees life LIFE these pests which swarm and sting my angry mind my HEART these bees the forest in the trees.....
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 01:26:00 GMT |
Yes. It 'tis I... |
So hey there. Not sure if ya know who I am or not. The name's Klaus. Klaus Kinski. Most of you probably know of me through my "legendary" bouts with director Werner Herzog. Well, I just want you to kn...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 02:26:00 GMT |
