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LecNessMonster

vitamins, ping-pong, archery

About Me

I stay up late, get up early. I love myself, love to love others, enjoy creating and advising. I've been known to conquer and be enlightened. I like to admit i'm wrong. Its cleansing. Somewhat vulgar, overly honest, set in her values, aged of mind. Complex, Strange, Emotional and Emotionless - simultaneously, Self-loving, Self-loathing, Vain, Fair. Monsterous at times, a storm of confusion at others. Boys who like me typically like math, the internet and action figures. And I'm ok with that. I share a birthday with Evil Knievel. You cant get any cooler than that.

My Interests

Rien Poortvliet, Yard art, Robots. Grammar, Venus/The Moon, Fat tongues, new and old wave, ephedra, Turkish Delight, Gender roles, planets colliding, stylings of a first kiss, being a wine snob, hating my job, corn on the cob, what about bob, my squirttle key-fob, predictions, failures, trust/mistrust, and ill-communication, being idle, Iceland, wasting time, knowing better, ignoring life-lessons, Q-Tips, parsnips, picnics, day trips, poking fun, pushing it as far as i can, politely offending, ettiquette, Fortune telling, old stuff, science, non working machinery, wawa, electronic gadgets.

I'd like to meet:

Brains in jars; Spacemen; Men with beards; Men who shave words into their hair; Folks who like things & music that I like; Friends who dont whine about stuff they can change; Other robots; intuitive heads who know how to take charge of the situation, any situation.Something exotic and entertaining. The Anti-anti.

Music:

Blingtastic-Electro-Hop. French House.

Movies:

Wes Anderson stuff is fun. Nerdy things, or dark projects. Lifetime movies.

Television:

I hate watching tv with other people because they're adhd with changing the channels. I do however, rather enjoy amateur boxing.

Books:

Nabakov & Dahl. I'm a huge fan of Memoirs, Russian Journalists, and Childrens' fantasists.

Heroes:

Your mother, basically.Ed & Lorraine Warren.

My Blog

AIDS Fever, I have AIDS FEVER! ...So should you.

I'm doin' an AIDS walk this weekend.Are you sure that you don't want to be a sponsor?Brent - you're the man.Sarah - You're the woman.The rest of yo...
Posted by LecNessMonster on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:39:00 PST

I cant stop watching this. I’m going insane.

Check out this video: Karnival1_Hushlove Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by LecNessMonster on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 10:28:00 PST

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...

...ELVIS!!!!!!!!Last year at this time, I was in Memphis at ELVIS' HOUSE with the lovely Ms. Bohe!...
Posted by LecNessMonster on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 07:54:00 PST

OMFG

This motherfucker just crawled across my foot:YES, THATS ACTUAL FUCKING SIZE!I'm not afraid of spiders but I just had a stroke when I saw it on my index toe.I'm still shaking, but blogging makes me fe...
Posted by LecNessMonster on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 07:22:00 PST

More videos I love and you are annoyed by...

Robot Chicken- Break Dance Add to My Profile | More VideosAnother blond girl with a stupid idea. Add to My Profile | More VideosGun Boy Add to My Profile | More ...
Posted by LecNessMonster on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:17:00 PST

Thor's Birthday

Teets: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I'm sorry to steal your thunder (har har har), but I couldnt wait to tell everyone how awesome you are for letting me shave lightning bolts into the side of your head! ...
Posted by LecNessMonster on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:55:00 PST

arachnomore

I havent blogged in a while.  But I thought I should blog about this. My apartment has exploded with spiders and I havent really minded.  I'm not one of those chicks who screams or runs away...
Posted by LecNessMonster on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:50:00 PST

Do it!

I'm participating in the AIDS Walk in September. Go here, enter my name (Johanna Guldan) and sponsor me. There's no minimum amount. Its the right thing to do. ...
Posted by LecNessMonster on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:47:00 PST

Bizarro Philly (slightly offensive, Christians beware!)

Some of the weird and unbelievable (but actual) posts I've found & have been entertained by on craigslist this evening...#1:* * * Pluck the hair out of my ears and I'll fix your computer! * * * ...
Posted by LecNessMonster on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:38:00 PST

Oh Stylist! I'd like my highlights to be Circus Peanut Orange, please!

Disaster Saturday.  Good for you all to have a laugh before I dye it back to shit-brown tomorrow. ...
Posted by LecNessMonster on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:15:00 PST