headline: US boy smokes entire forest |
thats what the headlines will read upon my return from the lovely, tropical, paradise of JAMAICA. today at approximately 915am, jojo stuck a brilliant idea. whilst i was confirming a reservation for m...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:56:00 GMT |
computer blues |
well then folks, it finally happened. my computer blew up. as you can imagine i was very angry. in between wanting to throw its dead carcass out the window and burning it, i decided i ought to run out...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:38:00 GMT |
idioms from an idiot |
have you ever said "its going to rain cats and dogs" to which the person you said it to responded with abject terror at the idea that canines and felines would start pummeling them from the sky at any...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:50:00 GMT |
follow-up to: recommended rentals |
ok - so...death proof SUCKED. the car scenes were awesome. kurt russell was great, except at the end. all in all, the movie was horrid. quentin terrentino needs to go back to his roots. or take more m...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 14:34:00 GMT |
recommended rentals |
so then, anyone interested in the terrentino/rodriguez phenomena which was started long ago with Reservoir Dogs and others?feed your need and see "planet terror". Rose McGowan was annoying as fuck (un...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:27:00 GMT |
67...i wish it had been a 69 |
at least if i had gotten a 69 instead of a 67 on my US1 test, i would have been able to laugh at it.i suppose its all my fault that i got a 67 on a test, which i should have aced easily. my average, a...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:59:00 GMT |
oh shite! |
i have a test in 2.5 hours...and i havent studied.i changed my top friends, to spite someone who never talks to me anymore...and i feel great about it. i have a "brunch meeting" in 2 days...and have n...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:33:00 GMT |
why dont they give chris hanson a gun? |
on the way home (about 10 minutes before i was nearly creamed by an oversived Ford truck, with big ass tires, obviously piloted by a man that was short on penis and long on ego), i decided Chris Hanso...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 15:50:00 GMT |
future.fredl.com |
took an extended lunch today, and used it to enroll in college. HOLY SHITEI havent been in any kind of school format for 5 YEARS! and now i am accepted as a transfer student to the local college -- i ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 17:24:00 GMT |
hurt |
I hurt.
i dont understand what happened in the last 24 hours. i was broadsided by something i didnt expect, from someone i loved, and whom i thought...loved me. for the first time i really loved ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:19:00 GMT |
