For The Wheelchair Foot Fetishist |
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Talk about some real niche material...this is for the foot fetishist with a particular quirk!
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:35:00 GMT |
Beyond the Bobbitts |
Concerned lawyer displays photo ofJohn Wayne Bobbitt's world-famous severed penis.* * * * * * * * * That bearded, cigar-sucking Jewball Sigmund Freud placed tremendous importance on the penis. He base...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:21:00 GMT |
Music To Kill By |
The lights dim. You've settled in the back row with an overpriced tub of heavily extra-buttered popcorn and a Pepsi. If you're like me at the movie theater, you've eaten about a third of that popcorn...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:11:00 GMT |
The Bad Mommy |
Every time I see a traffic jam, I think of overpopulation.Last week I was stuck in Friday rush-hour urban gridlock as I inched along 14th Street in Midtown Atlanta, the late-afternoon November sky a ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:43:00 GMT |
Fuck The Muslims |
Get in line, ye 1.2 billion Muslims of the world. Now open your mouths. One by one, gently yet firmly, I'm going to poop in them. Chew on my poop, swallow it, and digest it. Then get out of my face a...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:33:00 GMT |
The Cowardly Dog |
The past couple years have brought a bumper crop of white celebrities making racially, uh, inappropriate remarks and facing public crucifixion for it. First came a shit-faced Mel Gibson railing again...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 00:25:00 GMT |
Wiggers and Tasers |
The guy who said "bro" a lot while being tasered by police for asking Senator John Kerry a direct question appeared on NBC's Today Show yesterday or the day before. I didn't see it (Brangelina was o...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 23:43:00 GMT |
Nazi Fags Rejoice! |
Get it straightonly a fag would get upset about being called a fag.So don't worryI'm not saying you're ALL fags. I'm not saying Nazis are fags, either. There are millions of good, clean-living, mea...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 23:59:00 GMT |
Ever Sperm Is Sacred |
If you're like me, you've been trained to recognize babies as one of two things: 1) Whining, screaming, nagging, pooping money suckers that can't feed themselves, wipe themselves, or pay for their $...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:45:00 GMT |
Bloodhound Nights |
I'm sitting in a café outside Toulouse, on the far end of the waiter's long, snooty nose. The coffee wakes me up from alcohol's slumber, pulling me back from the brink of a massive hangover. I drink ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:50:00 GMT |
