if you ever have a possum home invasion.... |
........don't take your cats' food to the second story of your home thinking that the possum couldn't possibly smell the food from beneath the barricaded dishwasher he's been miraculously able to STIL...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:21:00 GMT |
open letter to Toledo, Ohio |
first of all, Toledo, my mother and brother are bound to you by a neighboring university. they have found things to love here during the sentence. Things like Mr. Freeze, Wildwood Preserve, tulips, do...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 15:06:00 GMT |
open letter to neckerchiefs |
ugh. whenever i see your insipid jauntiness, neckerchief, it makes me want to kill puppies. how the hell did you convince otherwise mature professional women that they should don apparell exclusi...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:51:00 GMT |
open letter to For Better or Worse |
um, excuse me, aren't you supposed to be a comic? I made the mistake of reading you today, FBOW, and you freakin depressed me. dying grandpa in the hospital? what the fuck? i don't think you have the ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:25:00 GMT |
here's what's cool |
totally self indulgent blogs, the ones you write after drinking adult beverages, the ones you regret in the morning. only i'm not entirely sure i can muster that much. regret has set in already....
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:21:00 GMT |
i am not a new yorker |
so its a good thing i don't live there anymore. being back there, while feeling like home in many ways, also felt like the home i couldn't wait to get out of. i'm like the reverse of the big puffy&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:35:00 GMT |
open letter to the busy work week |
fuck you.
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:14:00 GMT |
1 and 0 |
the calm before the storm.
homemade spicy marinades.
warm sunlight in january.
sumo's panang curry.
gasparilla day parade. don't be a hater.
holding onto the gift cards to spread out the christmas che...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:28:00 GMT |
an open letter to the holidays |
what the freakin christ.
since i'm a heathen can i just officially stop celebrating the birth of jesus now? thank god it happens so close to new year's so i can CLEAN THE MF SLATE. dan and...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:07:00 GMT |
Markie |
for those who knew the indominable Mark Trent, some memories:
splits on the dancefloor, any dancefloor
as Jude in the fierce brown leather coat, Nature of Fear
Maxwell, Suburbia and Murder Ballads
Hed...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:36:00 GMT |
