lyt by avlaysYes, I am Kayla. Yes, I am Anni. Yes, I am Rora. Yes, I have three real names.
My name is Anni if you go or have gone to school with me, or know me from someone who has. My name is Rora(Aurora, Rory, & Ro) if you're one of my old, dear friends, acquaintances, or things I know from elsewhere. My name is Kayla if my name is not Anni or Rora. My name is BQ if you are Ben. My name is Desert (Desert girl, Desert gal, Savaaaannah) if you are Megan, Chloe, Jack, or still Ben. My name is Sad Pony, Guerrilla Girl, or Sad Pony Guerrila Girl if you are Jack. My name is Mishawnty if you are Greg, Sarah, Jen, or Monique. My name is Mrs. North or North's girl/gal if you know me from shady situations years ago and have a lot of nerve. My name is Girl if you play Ultimate Frisbee.
I am an enigmatic, misanthropic, damaged, disparate, offbeat, nonsensical, manifold, repetitive, inquisitive, repetitive, obnoxious, dissatisfied, impulsive, irrational, morbid, temperamental, candid, eccentric, selfish, self-righteous, self-loathing, self-loading, self-conscious, self-unconscious, self-uncontrolled, self-destructive, self-obstructive [noun].
That is, if you pull me apart and multiply me by a number of your choosing.
Who the hell knows who I am? I sure don't. With all the pointless must-do's and have-to's and getting-my-priorities-straight and mind-paralizing recreation machines and mind-auctioning substances swirling in this societal chaos, I'm left with a very minimal supply of motivation and resources to do the whole self-discovery thing. But at least I'll actually say it, and throw a bunch of adjectives at you that seem relatively on track as far as I'm concerned, rather than "create my identity" or take on a pre-made one, which seems to be the popular course of action these days.
As if I know any other.
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