♡kels. [26days]

I'd like to meet:

Dear Kerri...

..

Music:

The All American Rejects
Amy Winehouse
Bethany Joy Lenz
Blink 182
Britney Spears
Celine Dion
Christina Aguilera
Cobra Starship
A Cursive Memory
Kate Nash
Kate Voegele
Kelly Clarkson
Madina Lake
Mariah Carey
Marilyn Monroe
My Chemical Romance
New Found Glory
Panic At The Disco
Papa Roach
Paramore
The Pussycat Dolls
Spice Girls
Tyler Hilton
Whitney Houston

Movies:

american pie 1-3, annie, bring it on, crossroads, finding nemo, freedom writers, harry potter 1-5, high school musical, john tucker must die, mean girls, music & lyrics, saw 1-3, sharkstale, stay alive, the hither, the notebook.

Television:

americas next top model, catchphrase, charmed, desperate housewives, eight simple rules, fairly odd parents, friends, ghost whisperer, the girls next door, nip/tuck, one tree hill, scrubs, skins, supermarket sweep, the oc, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, ugly betty, will and grace.

Books:

"Room 13" by Robert Swindells.
"The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown.
"Sickened" by Julie Gregory.
"Twilight" by Stephenie Meyer.
"New Moon" by Stephenie Meyer.
"Eclipse" by Stephenie Meyer.

Heroes:

Britney Spears.
Brooke Davis.
Christina Aguilera.
Hayley Williams.

Mellissa I don't know how i would have got through the last 3yrs without this girl. I love her loads, no one can ever come close to replacing her.
BFF
3,823 miles apart
[distance doesn't matter]
kerri&missy
KERRI: one of my fake nails has split =/
MISSY: MORE IMPORTANT THINGS ARE GOING ON THAN YOUR NAILS!
KERRI: NO THERE ISNT!
MISSY: COME BACK
KERRI: i'm back and in shock!!
MISSY: whyyy?!!?
KERRI: peytons converse are ruined!
KERRI: hes [Jimmy Edwards] smashing EVERYONES cell!!
MISSY: lmfao
MISSY: k, honey...
MISSY: he's got a gun. lets not worry about the cells.
KERRI: lmao. i'm so materialistic.
KERRI: if i'm not .. tomorrow.. then a insane, crazy person broke in & killed me, kay?
KERRI: =]
MISSY: i'll totally call oprah, and we'll get you justice!
MISSY: k?
KERRI: sweet!
KERRI: I just like him.. a lot :[. but he doesn't like me, which really sucks ass.
MISSY: wait he doesn't?
MISSY: you know this how?
KERRI: Uhm.. the little man in my head told me?
MISSY: kerri, the little man isn't always a good reference for this stuff...
MISSY: you'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, potter. you don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort.
MISSY: oh draco, my dear draco
MISSY: i'm not the wrong sort
MISSY: sex me nowww
MISSY: lmfao sorry.
KERRI: rofl!!!
KERRI: dracos dad is sexy when hes mad
MISSY: lmfao screw lucius, i'll screw draco
MISSY: but gimme some privacy
MISSY: you can take those godforsaken dungeons
KERRI: i would screw lucius
KERRI: rofl i'll take the dungeons. all those chains....
KERRI: BLONDE HAIR + BIG BOOBS = BIMBO!
MISSY: HELLO, KERRI, THATS YOU.
MISSY: EXCEPT YOU DIED IT.
KERRI: =O
KERRI: omg, you're so mean!
MISSY: but i think i wanna kill dan
MISSY: i know, actually
KERRI: i want to murder dan REALLY slowly
KERRI: and painfully
MISSY: yes omfg
MISSY: we should be like
MISSY: CRUCIO MO FO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MISSY: and then
MISSY: CRUCIO SKANKITYASSX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MISSY: and then
KERRI: AVADA KEDAVRA HIS ASS WHEN WERE FINISHED
MISSY: IMPERIO! and be like "DANNY BOY, GO CUT OFF YOUR PENIS!"
KERRI: but first, IMPERIO and make him fuck himself..
MISSY: "NOW GO SHOVE THAT LITTLE TWIT UP YOUR ASS!"
KERRI: mine then yours
MISSY: LMFAO okay!
KERRI:Why are you so sexy?
MISSY:You know, I can just work it. ;)