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guanoman

fourteen tons of putrid bearded beauty

About Me

a one-man collision of chaos and order.
ectopian pop for hairy children.
avantelectrodeathspazzmathcore.
dada and durrrrr.
the culmination of a thousand years' worth of unlearning, disobedience and corrupted nervous systems.
ear damage for fun, the minimising of coherence and the irradiation of innocence.
or something.
Live at Glasgow Implodes II

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other guanoplaces:

the guanocave
my home.
soundclick
loads more songs. about 46 of 'em, to be precise.
dirt cheap music
again, more songs. and some cool people.
pulord
experimental thrash-noise tag team also featuring pilesar, IKA, big cats and ghoul detail.
kazak
epic, brutal and beautiful grindtronica in collaboration with dross.
mister robert devore
terrible crooning enlivened by rapacious omnisexuality.
shinoto
solo guitar improvisations by a bassist who doesn't know what the top two strings are for.
transdimensional sushi
DIY experimental label run by me and baron bum blood.
deviantart
my pretty pictures.
emporium eccentrus
my radio station - over 100 tracks from soundclick's finest freaks and oddbods.
space-age robot facetit extravaganza
I don't even know what this is supposed to be.
discography:
albums
thumbs and consonants (hazimba/transdimensional sushi)
at hassan's rumpus room (hazimba)
splits/collaborations
- as kazak, with daniel euphrat (dross):
what kind of god would allow this? (transdimensional sushi)
- with baron bum blood (bbblood):
the worrying world of dear old colonel guanoblood (transdimensional sushi)
compilations
wasabi for your brainpipe (transdimensional sushi)
caterpillars, head swells and mind melts (nost8ment)
EPs and demos
EP1 (hazimba)
guanoman's 2nd EP (hazimba)
chance configuration of random events (hazimba)
takka! (hazimba)
evil cat (hazimba)
latest shits (hazimba)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/17/2006
Band Website: guanoman.co.uk
Band Members: guanoman - guitar, bass, PC, hair voice, flume pipe, obbnuts, maracas, carcass and the republic of tonga.
Influences: sounds: john zorn, mike patton, earth, secret chiefs 3, ruins, boredoms, acid mothers temple, keiji haino, oxbow, melvins, cardiacs, dead kennedys, morricone, pilesar, albert ayler, mogwai, the monsoon bassoon, king crimson, scott walker

derek bailey, john coltrane, eyvind kang, bardo pond, meshuggah, van halen, shining, sun ra, merzbow, don caballero, foe, sunn o))), 'macarthur park', kayo dot, lightning bolt, otomo yoshihide, stravinsky, black flag, marnie stern, godspeed..., monotract, nels cline, mono, big business, kultur shock, khanate, sonny sharrock, scout niblett, yma sumac, john cage, napalm death, ASVA, yat-kha, maher shalal hash baz, richard youngs, magik markers

glenn branca, can, bjork, bad brains, jeff + tim buckley, thrones, elysian fields, pharoah sanders, bill wells, spacemen 3, art of burning water, lair of the minotaur, fishbone, bob cobbing, faun fables, pale horse, the ex, nomeansno, pharoah sanders, sleepytime gorilla museum, isis, flaming lips, ganger, the mars volta, miles davis, baron bum blood, nusrat fateh ali khan, sonic youth, dillinger escape plan, aphex twin, flying saucer attack, boris...

words: alan moore, haruki murakami, john fowles, stan lee, grant morrison, leonard cohen, kurt vonnegut

larry david, brian michael bendis, robert anton wilson, henry rollins, stewart lee, will self, chris morris, ray bradbury, hunter s. thompson, william burroughs, bill hicks, franz kafka...

images: frank quitely, david lynch, akira kurosawa, gus van sant, jackson pollock, luis bunuel, henri matisse, jim woodring, b. kliban

miike takashi, michael haneke, paula rego, toby tripp, terry gilliam, john byrne, bryan hitch, savage pencil, john romita jr, jack kirby, francis bacon, paul noble, robert crumb, alan davis, pedro almodovar, mike mignola...

objects: guitars, spoons, blu-tack, bras, bananas, zips, booze, feet, eyebrows, naughty bits, cannonballs, nag champa, VW splitties, bendy rubber things, eggnog, bubblewrap, gloss paint, toenail clippings, glasses...

...and a special mention for mr trevor dunn, without whom we would all be living in a five-dimensional hell prison of our own making. oh, and he plays bass really well too.

Sounds Like: all your most erotic dreams and harrowing nightmares, boiled until there's nothing but a residue, then mixed with gin and injected into the scaly eye of a very, very old tortoise.
Record Label: Hazimba Publishing / Transdimensional Sushi
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

all hail the guanochild

so, for those of you who were wondering...my daughter freya was born on tuesday this week.seeing the one you love in labour is a truly amazing, totally primal experience, as beautiful as it is terrify...
Posted by guanoman on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:27:00 PST

big thumb adventures and clammy flesh

dear people some forthcoming live appearances (glasgow and london) in case you are not aware: TOWERING BREAKERdistant sound horizons and beachcombing noise from brightonORPHAN FAIRYTALEbelgian no...
Posted by guanoman on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:31:00 PST

bruised in brum

a few words on the supersonic festival in birmingham last weekend (warning: contains references to  loud things): friday! taking the only affordable train from glasgow to birmingham meant getting...
Posted by guanoman on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:18:00 PST

the magic of the zoetrope

dear friends my good man I fear satan over at youtube saw fit to take some film of my recent set at the captain's rest, glasgow. this gig was a nightmare for me due to the utter incompetence of the so...
Posted by guanoman on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:55:00 PST

glasgow indeed imploded

- me, on sunday, summoning the peapod people. and failing.   on sunday I broke my solo live cherry and neary died of fun. evidence of this incident is manifest by directing your massive we...
Posted by guanoman on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST

live on stage and wedged in your tract

yes, after years of bedroom shenanigans, the time has come for the guanoman live experience. dogs will be seduced, spines cracked, eyeballs covered in ghee. can you resist? should you resist? anythin...
Posted by guanoman on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:06:00 PST

clearing your psychic sinuses

you there! look at this... "yes, that's very pretty, but what the bleedin' hell is it?" you cry... that, my friends, is WASABI FOR YOUR BRAINPIPE, a compilation album released by myself and bbblood o...
Posted by guanoman on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:06:00 PST

three nights in camber sands

this last weekend saw myself and my lady and lots of lovely people we know being emanciapted from the daily drudge and relocated to a pontin's holiday camp on the south coast. and why would alleg...
Posted by guanoman on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:34:00 PST

beware of the KAZAK! do not feed the KAZAK!

greetings friends, foes and faunish fables the trans-atlantic collaborative project between me and daniel from dross has finally achieved sentience and been named in accordance with its nature. kaza...
Posted by guanoman on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:18:00 PST

yes, I am jandek. ancient review of ultra-rare live appearance

as guanoman I have played but one gig, accompanied by the lovely BBBlood...it was attended by a very small crowd, but one of them saw fit to write a review, would you believe? Guanoman & Baron Bu...
Posted by guanoman on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 07:11:00 PST