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NotScreamerClauz

There's No Space Inbetween "Screamer" and "Clauz"

About Me

Santa's Child Molestation TapeScreamerClauz Action Figure Commercial
ScreamerClauz Action Figure Commercial 2The Deadly Venom - RigamortisMoose Megatron
Jayy VomitsD.O.L. - Fly Off The Handle
ADD THE MUSICAL ME
This about sums me up:
"Did you ever have someone go down on you and stick their finger in your ass? You know how thats the most disgusting feeling in the world but at the same time its pretty exciting? That's just like me, I'm like a finger in the ass. You don't know if it's going to be the best orgasm of your life or you're just gonna shit the bed but it's worth the risk." - Doug StanhopeI like video stores that only carry crappy vhs movies. I like them even more when they sell them to me for a dollar. I have a love/hate relationship with the post office. I'm impatient and I hate waiting. I get banned from things a lotContact crap (Or as I like to call it "the land of never ending links"):Website:
http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com/AIM S/N:
ScreamerClauz.
Livejournal:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/screamerclauz/Download My Horror-Themed Speedcore MP3's here:
http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com/MP3/index.htmlDownlo ad My Gory Music Videos here:
http://deadlyproductionsrecords.com/video/index.htmlMy Crappy Artwork:
http://screamerclauz.deviantart.com/

My Interests

Horror Movies, Filmmaking, Gore, Parallel Universes, Time Travel, Anunnaki, Illuminati, New World Order, 2012, Aliens, UFOs, Mayan Prophecy, Religion, The Most Vile Fetish Porn I can Find (The further it goes, the better), Blood, Violence, Guts, Splatter, 80's, The Color Red, Halloween, Serial Killers, Charles Manson, Jeffery Dahmer, Albert Fish, Coast To Coast AM, John Titor, Over The Top Christians, Conspiracy Theories, World Of Warcraft, Bohemian Grove, David Icke, Alex Jones, Heaven's Gate, Cults, DVD, Vinyl, Zecharia Sitchin, Video Collecting, Old Shitty VHS, Necrophilia, Screenwriting, FL Studio, Vsts, Photoshop, B-Movies, Adobe After Effects, Adobe Premeire, Maya, Industrial, Speedcore, Video Games,

I'd like to meet:

..............and I want to meet this evil ninja:

Music:



Skinny Puppy, Fantomas, Mr Bungle, Ministry, Mike Patton, Tom Waits, Peeping Tom, Mindless Self Indulgence, KMFDM, Lovage, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Revolting Cocks, Tool, Nirvana, Bile, Necro, Immortal Technique, Aesop Rock, Onyx, Beck, Wumpscut, Macabre, Jill Tracy, Dresden Dolls, Portishead, GG Allin, Error, Primus, Alice In Chaings, Bloodhound Gang, Corporate Avenger, S.O.D., Meat Beat Manifesto, Aphex Twin, White Zombie, TATU (I'm as puzzled as you are), Green Jelly, Richard Cheese, Slayer, Slipknot (the first CD), Suicidal Rap Orgy, System Of A Down, Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid,

Movies:


Friday The 13th Series, Nightmare On Elm Street Series, Freddy Vs Jason, Nekromantik 1-2, Maniac, Basket Case Trilogy, Braindead AKA Dead Alive, Blood Feast 1 - 2, Ginger Snaps, I Spit On Your Grave, Bloodsucking Freaks, Brain Damage, Cannibal Holocaust, POULTRYGEIST!, Dellamorte Dellamore, House On The Edge Of The Park, I Drink Your Blood, I Spit On Your Grave, Baby Blood, Henry: Potrait Of A Serial Killer, Reanimator Trilogy, Halloween Series, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, Evil Dead Trilogy, Guinea Pig Series, Moron Movies, More Moron Movies, The Beyond, Hellraiser Series, Texas Chainsaw Massacre Series, Video Violence 1 & 2, 555, Over-sexed Rug Suckers From Mars, House Of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Horrible Turkish Movies, Black Christmas, Night Of The Demons Trilogy, Child's Play Series, Toxic Avenger Series, Forbidden Zone, The Burning, Idle Hands, Gore-met Zombie Chef From Hell, Cannibal Campout, Candyman, Cannibal Apocalypse, Freaked, Bad Boy Bubby, The Stuff, Puppet Master Series, Cannibal Ferox, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats, Frogs, Sleepaway Camp Series, Dead Next Door, Motel Hell, Terror Firmer, The New York Ripper, Deranged, Popcorn, Pet Sematary, City Of The Living Dead, Dr Giggles, Cannibal! The Musical, Demon Knight, The Dead Zone, The Fly Series, Street Trash, Fraity, Frankenhooker, The Lost Boys, Madman,The Frighteners, Willard, The Child Molestor, Wizard Of Gore, Xtro, From Beyond, Old PSA's and Instructional Videos, From Dusk Til Dawn, Castle Freak, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, The Hills Have Eyes, Faces Of Death, Cat In The Brain, Eraserhead, color Me Blood Red, Mircowave Massacre, The Granny, People Under The Stairs, The Prowler, Pumpkinhead, Blood Dolls, Maniac Cop Series, Parents, Brain Dead, Ilsa, Jack Frost, Faust, Demonic Toys, 2000 Maniacs, Subconscious Cruelty, Children Of The Corn Series, 28 Days Later, Nightmare City, Last House On The Left, Last House On Dead End Street, Leprechaun Series, Final Destination, American Psycho, Ichi The Killer, Tourist Trap, Trick Or Treat, Tromeo & Juliet, Cutting Moments, Eaten Alive, Dead & Buried, Pieces, Poltergeist Series, Donnie Darko, Battle Royale, Naked Lunch, Garbage Pail Kids, Night Of The Creeps, Blue Velvet, Pink Flamingos, Night Of The Comet, August Underground, Mordum, Natural Born Killers, Assault On Precint 13, Waxwork, Back To The Future Trilogy, Fade To Black, Monkey Shines, Mothers Day, The Gate, Martin, Gwar Movies, Head Of The Family, Meet The Feebles, Redneck Zombies, Zombie, Scrapbook, Schramm, The Shining, Shocker, Silent Night Deadly Night Series, Class Of Nuke'em High, The Mutilator, My Bloody Valentine, Slumber Party Massacre Series, Fulci, Troma, Something Weird, Full Moon, Grindhouse, Escape From NY/LA, Man Bites Dog, Brazil, They Live, City Of The Lost Children, Puphedz, Dark City, Jay & Silent Bob Movies, A Clockwork Orange, The Crow, Demolition Man, Die Hard Trilogy, Elephant Man, Elvira, Ernest, Encino Man, All Night Long, Necronomicon, Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, Falling Down, Fifth Element, Men Behind The Sun, Star Wars Series, Fight Club, Joe's Apartment, Kung Pow, Men In Black Series, My Boyfriends Back, Nothing But Trouble, Tank Girl, Teen Wolf, Taxi Driver, UHF, Tron, Uncle Buck, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, March Of The Wooden Soldiers, I can keep going if you really want...

Television:


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The Simpsons, Married With Children, Get A Life, Moral Orel, Robot Chicken, Night Flight, Salute Your Shorts, Titus, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Max Headroom, Beetlejuice Cartoon, Freddy's Nightmares, Tales From The Crypt, Monsters, Elvira, Commander USA, Up All Night, The Head, The Maxx, Liquid Television, Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast, Family Guy, Dead Like Me, Invader Zim, South Park, MST3K, Sea Lab 2021, South Park, Harvey Birdman, ALF, Brak

Books:

All I Learned About Film Making I Learned From The Toxic Avenger

Heroes:

Merrill Howard Kalin, Len Cella, Marshall Applewhite, Jason Voorhees & Al Bundy

My Blog

Music Video For The Deadly Venom

I made a music video for The Deadly Venom its weird and creepy and weird.... did I mention weird? View it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu0qKuldADo...
Posted by NotScreamerClauz on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST

Download My New Movie: Moose Megatron!

Behind Da Musick: The Rise & Fall Of Moose MegatronMoose Megatron was a rising MC in the Poconos of Pennsylvania. His long time Girlfriend Jessica just agreed to marry him. He got together with ...
Posted by NotScreamerClauz on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 01:54:00 PST

WHO WANTS TO DIE IN MY MOVIE???

I'm making another movie. For those of you who don't know the story, a while back my music video was banned in Germany and every copy was confiscated by the German police force. Well this movie is goi...
Posted by NotScreamerClauz on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 08:42:00 PST

ScreamerClauz To Obscene For Germany!

So for those of you who don't know a few months back CSR released a DVD called Hardcore Worldwide Vol 2 that included my short film/music video "Homicide is a form of art". It is distributed by Soundb...
Posted by NotScreamerClauz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Hate ScreamerClauz Track Contest/ New MP3s

It's time for a track contest people! Let's see who can make the best I Hate ScreamerClauz track! Go to http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com/ihatesc/index.html for more information and submit your ...
Posted by NotScreamerClauz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Another Record Sale! $$$ Goes To New Music Video!!!

Guess who needs money to make another fucked up music video? No not Michael Jackson, ME! To add to my funds I am selling my records again. I bought them with the intentions of acutally playing them, b...
Posted by NotScreamerClauz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Buy My CD ;)

ScreamerClauz - Zombies Ate Out My Neighbors! is finally here and ready to ship! Go to http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com/store.html to buy it for only $13! 18 tracks of fucked up horror speedcor...
Posted by NotScreamerClauz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2 Horror Themed Speedcore Christmas Albums

Many of you probably remember last years Xmas album and if don't the story goes like this, I made an Xmas album.....yup. Well I made another one for this year and uploaded it, I also uploaded last yea...
Posted by NotScreamerClauz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Deviant Art/WHUS MP3's

I have decided to join Deviant Art so I can display my....erm..."art" with the world! let's see how long until I get kicked off, I don't do very well on sites where you have to submit stuff. Anyway, g...
Posted by NotScreamerClauz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Listen to my radio show tonight!

Meatsock is giving me 45 minutes of his show to pollute your innocent little minds. I also have special guests in the studio with me, Lord Blackrod & Matt The Disgruntled Baker, I promise you entertai...
Posted by NotScreamerClauz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST