The old lady n the jug o pee |
I got a blood test the other day. I went to the diagnostic place,give my blood and I'm ready to leave when i hear "Sir,hold on, didnt the doctor tell you about the 24 hour urine test?" my head snapped...
Posted by MrHaunted on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:06:00 PST |
The Lucky Meatball |
im on low carb diet to maintain my trim ( fat) figure so i ordered a few meatballs from the deli so i can keep them in the fridge for snacking..i know youre thinkin "what kinda fat fuck snacks on meat...
Posted by MrHaunted on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:43:00 PST |
Jesse James was a mean dirty killer |
I do a lot of stupid embarrasing things but i just remembered one of the best examples.I was working at this microfilm place years ago with only about 10 employees.Needless to say is was very bor...
Posted by MrHaunted on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:36:00 PST |
White Castle |
I thought i would be writing this blog about the tasty hamburgers from White Castle,but it will now be about the trip itself. We have no White Castles in Ct anymore so I planned on taking a ...
Posted by MrHaunted on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:48:00 PST |
CONFESSION |
when i was 7 i had dinner at steve kozaks house,they were having steak. i got this piece that was so tough i chewed n chewed to no avail,so i panic ,because i thought it would be rude to spit it out ,...
Posted by MrHaunted on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:09:00 PST |
THE BEACH |
I went at the beach yesterday and i "coincidentally" put my lil beach chair next to a lady who looked like Nicole Kidman,one of my personal favorites.So she keeps lookin...
Posted by MrHaunted on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:34:00 PST |
I CAUSED A FIRE |
I promised the kids id pick up some"fireworks" while i was shopping today.In Connecticut fireworks are illegal,but they package shooting sparklers as fireworks so you think youre cool when b...
Posted by MrHaunted on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:33:00 PST |
THE OMEN |
stupid scene!!!!!!!!! Damien makes a late night snack, think it was a peanut butter n jelly sandwich, and his mom "catches" him and damien walks by and doesnt even acknowledge her and they play ...
Posted by MrHaunted on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:22:00 PST |
THE CHESHIRE PARADE |
So i got to the memorial day parade . i stayed with my 2 year old daughter on the cheshire high school lawn while my 6 yr old daughter was "marching"(why they call it that anyway)with her brownie frie...
Posted by MrHaunted on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:47:00 PST |
Can we fit 450 people in here? |
Mr. Haunted's Halloween Slide ShowSlide presentation will include tour of local haunted cemeteries, over 100 psychic photos, haunted houses, EVP's and exorcism. Tickets: $10
OCTOBER 14th 2006 @ 7:3...
Posted by MrHaunted on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:59:00 PST |
