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Clown Prince of Crime

About Me

Im obsessed with culture and human nature, and it turns out the best way to reasearch such things is through this soul-sucking venue. I think film is quite possibly the greatest invention in the history of mankind. More to come.../Users/michaelleclaire/Pictures/iPhoto Library/2007/11/06/28280_400.jpg

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Worthwhile, interesting people as devoid of ignorance as possible. Oh, and the Stay-Puffed Marshmallow Man.

My Blog

The Newest Craze in Competitive Cycling!!!

Get ready to go for the gold, because I just accidently invented a brand new competitive athletics event sure to sweep the next summer Olympics...I call it the "Bike & Boot". All you have to do is rid...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:16:00 GMT

Oh, The Chrome-Plated Balls On Stephen Colbert

Colbert WHCD Speech Transcript Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Before I begin, I've been asked to make an announcement. Whoever parked 14 black bullet proof S.U.V.'S out front, could you please move t...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 08:10:00 GMT

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

Dancing around a short fuse wearing flaming nikes. The average president spends 1241 of the 1460 days of his first term trying to get re elected. There are more baseball fields in America than there a...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:59:00 GMT

Yea, I sold out.

Yea, so what, I gave in. I still fucking hate it. It's just become such a hub of social interaction, its almost impossible to avoid. Besides, if i can work it out right, i may be able to use this spaw...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:43:00 GMT