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Your Death by Ignorance

slit my throat and comsume my blood. for life is nothing but mud!!

About Me


i was born and raise in the middle of iraq oh wait tht wasnt me um lets see i like to chill and love a good thrill so pimp it up and smack it down beat you meat if ya womans outta town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes for minutes to get hard, only to minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my own dreams."
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pssst pssst yeah hey you, pssst yeah hey you know what i think i have an adiction. yeah im a dicted to playing my guitar, do you think there is any help for me? please i cant get off of it ahhhhhh im an addict!!!
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My Interests

well skate'n as if tht wasnt out there. and walkin my dog, chillin with friends. which seem to be in short supply. im very picky whne it comes to tht. as seeing i hate the average person since they are so closed minded..........You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is completely based on the honor system. Please delete all the files from your computer at this time. (Note: Please respect this honor system the same way you would the university honor code during an unsupervised midterm.)
to add new stuff well right now i am addicted to playing the guitar, seeing as i have nothing better to do to pass my megar time. come up with a couple of cool songs, who knows ask and maybe i'll play for ya some time, or maybe not never know asshole.

I'd like to meet:


some people tht are alive and have fun not the deadbeats i keep meeting round here. i mean come on people eating squriel is not counted as fun sheeeesssshh. oh yeah id really like to meet some freaky chicks. you know who you are. i like my woman crazy. died hair piercings and all of thee above. so if your just freakin phsyco chick you know how to send me a message. so do it i dare ya or are you scared of a plain looking freak!! Oh you know you are.

I know you looked in my profile to see what Im doing you nosey son of a bitch. Whatta you think, I just run off and make a profile for everyone to see?

You think you're having a bad day? Imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother is gay, you're not. He has a date tonight. You only have one ass.If you were my laundry, I probably wouldn't do you for a while, you filthy whore.

You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?

Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Music:

well lets see music hmmm, like alot of it, not to hip on the hibbity gibbity hip hop though, give me some punk or metal pure and simple. ska kicks some white ass too. just make sure i can mosh to it and im pretty much in. as for my favorite song right now would have to be takeing back sunday, make damn sure. simple song with a lot of heart. oh and by the way slip knot is one of the best bands ever!!!! dont you forget tht either!!!! punk is the shitz no fuckin nit!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

doesnt tht say it all. lmao. naw im lovin war movies. i wanna see jarhead. my favotite movie of all time i would have to say is full metal jacket. this is my rifle this is my gun this is for shooting this is for fun. love tht movie. from now on im gonna call you private joker.

Television:

Me + your mom - the condom = you. That's right, who's your daddy, bitch.

Books:

best author of all time is a toss up between king and koontz. they booth write awsome books. best one by koontz is tick tock, althought it was a little short and i wish there was more but it was a great book. by king hmmm, have to say it. clowns are so cool, lmao scary clowns anyway.

Heroes:

my fucking killer 30lbs dog nippy doo. now hes my hero. he can leap a small bush in a single bound. can wolf down a burger in 2 bites. loves to hump any female dog with in sniffing distance. sleep on pillows cause he hate to lay on the floor. has to take up half the bed cause of prevous reason. knows how to ask please. tells ya very persestantly tht hes gotta take a shit when he has to. knows the differance from taking a shit and a piss when you ask him what he has to do. answers yes by licking you face when you ask him something. answers no by giving you a dirty look. once killed a squirel in the back yard cause we both hate those chattering nut fucks. loves to chase down ne thing tht is brave enough to step in to his yard. pisses on people he doesnt like. sniffs out drugs on people tht come in the house. bites them if they lie about it. also will pee on them if the dont share pot with him and if still no then bites em neway. (welp yup now i do smoke some weed he he, just got a new bong called blue boy . oh yeah) so you ask who is my hero. well i tell you its my little monkey killer nippy doo. my dog!!

My Blog

no turkey

hey i didnt get any turkey or nothing on thanksgiving, could some one make me a thanksgiving dinner, tht would be nice, i would eat most of it and feed some to my dog if any one wants to know, by the ...
Posted by Skeezer on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:45:00 PST

with in it all

you ever look around and see people trying to act cool and fit in. what is up with theese people. they drive me nutty. i just wanted to put one last bitch down and bye, ok well you idiots like tht ple...
Posted by Skeezer on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST

LET IT GO

this is a story, a story about a boy an a girl,started out great in the summer heat,fun, friends and everything lovers need,sleep by day party by night,everything was going right,then the fall creept ...
Posted by Skeezer on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:39:00 PST

hey man dont work

somethings, simethings, dint work, dont they dont, they dont, remember this aslong as thwey make iut posted!!!!! life dont always work!!!
Posted by Skeezer on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:35:00 PST

down on here

well hello all the losers out there. just wanting to say high from texas. yeah all you losers you know who you are reading my shit like you trying to stalk me and know what is going on in my life. wel...
Posted by Skeezer on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:12:00 PST

sitting in a coffee shop mofo

well hello all my faitful losers, im back agian, down here in texas just getting out an saying hi, i dont get online much round here kinda busy sometimes, i is. today im prety much just chillin. so he...
Posted by Skeezer on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:03:00 PST

looking at reality

slowly we all slip back, we all slowly slip back in to from whence we came.
Posted by Skeezer on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:34:00 PST

a poem of reality

a brief moment passes, life moves on.happyness lashes, an agian life moves on.wiether you are here or not, life still passes.till the end of time, everything passes.
Posted by Skeezer on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 06:03:00 PST

the worst of your lives

sometimes you do the dumbest things in your lives. you dont realize what you did till after you did it. lost things becomes hurting reality. those things you do make this not what you wanted. why do w...
Posted by Skeezer on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 06:31:00 PST

stolen words

simply lost in all of time, my head isn't feeling fine ,im waiting for you, i fool myself in ways that i can't take praise,i give more than i take, im losing this war in fate,im waiting for you,im waa...
Posted by Skeezer on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:08:00 PST