"A randy Philosopher King in search of a mate."
-Gerald "T-Bones" Tibbons
"The meek shall inherit nothing."
"Broken hearts are for assholes."
-Frank Zappa
"the good man is never happy, the happy man is never good."
-Kant
"Your wishes mean nothing to me."
-Al Bundy
"My Hypocracy goes only so far."
Doc Holiday, Tombstone
I like NAMM and boobies, both . . . even better.
I'd like to meet:
Seven
six
five
three
two
one
"Hell is other people"
If you're offended
Then I'm doing something right.
Ha Ha Ha .... Fuck You.
Morrison is dead.
Lennon, Jimi, Jerry too.
Shame the Eagles lived.
-D-Rok
Rev. Ivan Stang
Kat Von D
Music:
Primus, P-Funk, VNV Nation, Bauhaus, Joy Division, The Residents, DJ Quik, Warren G, The Avalanches, David Bowie, Adrian Belew, Alice Cooper, Sausage, C2B3, Frog Brigade, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Guttermouth, Pink floyd, WAR, Gogol Bordello, Dire Straits, Frank Zappa, King Crimson, The Adolescents, The Raping Gods, DEVO, The Spooky Hicks (I could really go for some moonshine right now), Buckethead, "Where My Dog?," Tom Waits, The Amino Acids, MC Chris, The Beatles(only certain songs), Radiohead, Tiny Tim, Sonic Youth, Le Tigre, Dimmu Borgir, Oysterhead, Left Hand Backwards, Gabby La La, Bad Brains, Violent Femmes, Hickey, Digital Underground, Nobou Uematsu, the Black Mages, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Minibosses, Purple Stinky, Arch Enemy, Death, Turbonegro, Snoop D O double G, KMFDM, MDFMK, Chronos Quartet, Dr. Dre, e.t.c.
Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Tombstone, RHPS, Revenge of the Nerds, Resevoir Dogs, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, The Usual Suspects, The Professional, The Warriors, 28 Days Later, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Godfellas, The Godfather I & II, Evil Dead Saga, 40 Year Old Virgin, House of a 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Montey Python's (insert any of their movies), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Go ninja, go ninja, GO!) The Labyrinth, the original Star Wars Trilogy (before lucas fucked it up), anything by Kevin Smith, e.t.c
What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:
Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!
Television:
METALOCALYPSE!!!!!!
Books:
The World's Religions- Huston Smith, Chinese Thought: From Confucius to Mao Tse-Tung, The I Ching, Existentialism and Human Emotion, The Way of Chuang Tzu, Plato: Five Dialouges, All My Sons, The Necronomicon, The Book of the SubGenius, Revelation X, Psychlopaedia of Slack: The Bobliographon, The Da Vinci Code, Paradise Burning, The Book of Mormon (don't ask), The Dark Tower Saga, e.t.c.
Heroes:
Jim Beam, Spud Boy, Mark Mothersbaugh, Rev. Hypercleats, Hunter S. Thompson, Dr. Timothy Leary, Dennis Leary, Lemmy, Les, Ler, Tim, Buckethead, Bootsy, Bernie, Gray Fox, Solid Snake, Tommy Chong (Fuck Cheech, Punk-Bitch), Steve Martin, The Reverend Angry Larry, Senator Thompson Speck, Ambassador Chuck Bronson, Assistant Shift Manager Ed, Captain Planet (He's our heroe!), Not you, Tiny Tim, that homeless guy that lies behind the dumpster down the block, Rikk Agnew, Hendershot, Bob C. Cock (the "C" stands for cock), Steve Hampton Trouzdale aka-Aiwass, Steven Allan Gordon aka-Gordo, Lapland Miclovich aka-Lapdog, Herschel Tambor Brillstien, Sparks, Jerry Garcia, Dave Chapelle, D-E-V-O, Clayton Bigsby, Your mom's mom, ZOLTRON, Charmander, Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld (they fuck'n rule), Early Cuyler, 12 0z. Mouse, Who ever concocted Steel Reserve 211 (or high grav . . . both are pretty cheap), J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Ted Johnson, Milk Man Dan, Blinky, Jebidiah Springfield, Oysterhead, Rupert Murdoch, Rev. Ivan Stang, Leonard Nemoy, Ted Bundy, the stark fist of removal, Tom Waits, Frank Zappa, Cpt. Spaulding, the Flaming Dobbshead, Retired Gay steel workers of America (always good for a laugh), Jerimiah Johnson, Amos Moses (Good at killin' them 'gators) and Barney the big purple Dinosaur
