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Johnny Goosecock

Good thing about them possum innards...still good the next day! BOOT DAT! BOOT DAT, BOOT DAT!

About Me

I am made up of about 80 percent water or so.WATER

My Interests

Movies and music, mainly...Psychedelia...the brain...cartoons.

I'd like to meet:

Dimebag Darrell. Isaac Asimov. Someone who might possibly lack any characteristics of what we in the modern world might call an "asshole." And I don't mean brown and furry with musical interests and a penchant for vomitting.

Music:

Primus, Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains, Colonel Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade, Pink Floyd, Slayer, D.I., Dead Kennedys, Adolescents, D.R.I., Metallica, S.O.D., M.O.D., Anthrax, Pantera, Iron Maiden, Iced Earth, Deception, Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel, Necrosis, The Damned, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, John Williams, Michael Kamen, Ennio Morricone, Danny Elfman, Misfits, The Clash, Circle Jerks, the Vandals, Descendents, Sublime, 311, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Crack Party, The Mongloids, Guttermouth, Frank Sinatra, Bob Marley, Scott Joplin, Xanimo, Sausage, Frank Zappa, Led Zeppelin, Curtis Lee Jones (funky bass line)

Movies:

Clint Eastwood westerns: A Fistful of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, Unforgiven, Pale Rider, Joe Kidd, Hang Em High, High Plains Drifter, and others. Kung Fu flix

Television:

South Park, Breaking Bad, Dexter, TCM and AMC...and the porno channels.

Books:

Just some self-help books I've collected:Eat, Run, Stay Fit and Die Anyway, How To Seem Intelligent, There's Big Money In Staying Put, Peace of Mind By Losing Control 16 Hours A Day, Your Thighs Control Your Life, How To Filet A Panda, Rid Yourself of Doubt...Or Should You?, Chances Are Your Sister's Full of Shit, How To Give Yourself A Complete Physical Without Getting Undressed, 64 Good Reasons For Giving Up Hope, Why Jews Point, 100 Dead People Nobody Misses, Backpacking For Shut-ins, My Dog is a Real Fruit, Your Shoes are Worth Money, Reorganizing Your Pockets, What To Wear On The Toilet, 124 Simple Exercises for the Teeth, The Stains On Your Shorts Can Indicate Your Future, Tips On Getting Laid, Self Mutilation As An Attention Getter, 600 Ways To Give People The Shaft, Tremble Your Way To Fitness, You Give Me 6 Weeks And I'll Give You Some Disease, Poems For The Insane, Apartment Hunting For Devil Worshippers, The Introvenus Cookbook: The Meaning of Corn, Controlling Fear Without Getting Frightened, I Suck-You Suck, Fishing With PowerSaws, I Gave Up Hope And Died And It Worked, How To Kill A Rat With An Oboe, How To Wave Goodbye Without Moving Your Arms, How To Get Back From Boston, How To Turn Unbearable Pain Into Extra Income

Heroes:

Robert Gould Shaw, Erich Maria Remarque, Indiana Jones, Dimebag Darrell, Cheese

My Blog

Fromage

I got to jam Echoes by Pink Floyd with Rikk Agnew on drums last night. w00t with henayo.
Posted by Johnny Goosecock on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Käse

total American cheese inventories were 484.4 million pounds, down 6.5% from 2004. (www.valleyfutures.com/weeklyreport.htm)
Posted by Johnny Goosecock on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cheese

Remember cheese? I do. Kraft singles. Yum.
Posted by Johnny Goosecock on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST