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Kingcanary

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About Me

I was born in Tanzania as a small child. I moved to Norwich when I was 9 and a slightly bigger child. I didn't move on until I was 20 when i was a young man. Then I moved to Newcastle and I have been here ever since. Except for one year I lived in Brussels.Here is my website which is normal rubbish but it is important you go there now:kingcanary

My Interests

I like many things. I love 5-aside football as I don't have time to give my sat. up for normal football. I love going to the gym - the main thing that attracts me is that i can perv at nice looking ladies. By selecting the correct machine you can open up several good viewing angles at the same timeI like going and out, having a few drinks and having a laugh. I've always got time to meet new people unless they're boring and don't amuse me.I like to travel to different places - not to "find myself" but to see new and interesting places.I also like porn.

I'd like to meet:

Sian Williams and Michaela Strachan. Also Sarah Beeny and her lovely big tits.

Music:

Anything that I like the sound of. Anything at all. At the moment Liliy Allen, The Guillemots, Louis XIV, the magic numbers, Audio Bully's, Mattafix, The Kooks, Micah P, Modest Mouse, The New Pornographers, Peaches, Regina, The Pipettes,Rogue Wave, anything.

Movies:

There are many I like and I don't have a particular genre. Here are but a few.... Goodfellas, Grosse pointe blank, True Romance, City of God, Platoon, Das Boot, Stand by me, Full Metal Jacket, Super troppers, PLanet of the Apes (original), Donnie Darko, Dawn of the Dead, Mall rats, Forrest Gump, anal fixation, wasteland etc etc

Television:

I don't get to watch as much television as I used to. I like funny shows. Peep Show, The Office, Alan Partridge, the day today, The Fast show, The Simpsons. I also like gripping docuemtaries. You can decide what i mean my gripping. Also reality TV sucks me in. Not all of it but I like things like Holiday Showdown, Wife swap, Faking it - no idea why, I can't help it.

Books:

All sorts - Bill Bryson is a funny man. I like funny travel books, Biographies, well written novels.

Heroes:

Dale Gordon, Kevin Drinkell, Chris Woods & Bryan Gunn.Also Ray Liotta & Tabitha Cash.