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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Douglas
Birthday: 18th October 1990
Birthplace: London, city of the gods
Current Location: London, city of demons
Eye Color: Hazel?
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5" 7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I can hardly remember what I fucking did this morning.
The Shoes You Wore Today: School shoes. For school, innit?
Your Weakness: Pain
Your Fears: There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And getting punched in the misters.
Your Perfect Pizza: Tasty
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Evolving into a being of pure energy and ruling the Universe
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Cunt
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where are my man-sized tissues?
Your Best Physical Feature: My thumbs
Your Bedtime: I'm asleep right now. Annnnd...now.
Your Most Missed Memory: Where I left my fucking shoes.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. As in cocaine.
MacDonalds or Burger King: It's spelt McDonald's, you cunt.
Single or Group Dates: Is 'group date' a euphemism for 'orgy'. Either way, group.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. I'd rather chew off my own arm and piss in the wound.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. Radical, eh?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: Only because I'm so damn hot.
Do you Swear:
Do you Sing: Badly, yes.
Have you Been in Love: Only with the Rolling Stones. And these celbrity relationships never last.
Do you want to go to College: Yeah.
Do you want to get Married: No.
Do you belive in yourself: What an absurb question. Belive in myself to do what?
&..39;Do you get Motion Sickness:'
Do you think you are Attractive: Are you blind?
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: If I'm inside. And alseep. And they're happening in another country.
Do you play an Instrument: Bass guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, because I'm SO DAMN HOT. Don't you people ever listen?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: The Luuuuurve Drug. No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does my hand count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No malls please, we're British.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, because I can afford a microwave.
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world's a stage, you cunt.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Does my hand count?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. Clearly not.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does your heart count? No.
Ever been Drunk: YEs.
Ever been called a Tease: What the fuck's a Tease? Why the capitalization? No.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: Does my hand count? Sorry. wrong question.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Young.
What country would you most like to Visit: Canadia.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Hazel. Christ, I sound like a right cunt.
Short or Long Hair: Not too short, not too long. Good, eh?
Height: 5" 4? I don't know.
Weight: Thinner than me, thicker than my cock.
Best Clothing Style: Smokin'. That's right, I went there.
Number of Drugs I have taken: One. Rock 'n' Roll, eh?
Number of CDs I own: Couple of hundred.
Number of Piercings: Zero, bitch.
Number of Tattoos: Zero, bitch no. 2.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: The being born thing was a bit of a bugger, but it's been pretty smooth sailing since then.
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