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1/11/07 -- The Return of Dudes in Pastels

About Me


The new website launched 1/11/07 and we're once again in the business of fucking you up.
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Welcome to Chaunce Digest 's Myspace page, a haven for chaunces and chauncettes alike to come together to bitch about how your parents wouldn't let you use the house in the Hamptons for your graduation party last summer. Yes, it's quite a chore these days, to be a chaunce. The growing array of pastel choices becomes quite overwhelming for the unprepared; for the chaunce is a creature of habit. Even a slight stray from convention may throw off its fragile equilibrium. But, have no fear my loyal minions. Chaunce Digest has arrived to give you your daily fill of chaunce; be you a chaunce, or just a non-chaunce who likes to laugh about how overwhelmingly chaunce chaunces are. Punches may be thrown and blouses may become tousled, but rest assured that there’ll be a surplus of content for either side to get pissed off at.

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My Interests

Wearing extremely feminine clothing (mostly pastels), lifting weights, arm wrestling, bragging about fictional accomplishments, removing my shirt, and ignoring societal norms

I'd like to meet:


Chauncey Billups and Chaunce de Leon

Music:

Anything Lou Perlman had a hand in

Television:

Real World/Road Rules Challenge 72: "Here's a sharp edge, just end it already" Challenge

Books:

The Wall Street Journal

Heroes:

You can read all of our Chaunce Digest articles at www.chauncedigest.com . It's entirely free, we just happen to have too much time on our hands, and no friends. If you don't like what we have written or just have a strong hatred for our love of hair gel, send us over a little hate mail. Of course, we do reserve the right to post it and/or make fun of you. Oh yeah, my hero is me, because I'm pretty much the hugest guy I know.

Look at how many friends we have