So I'm gonna try this sober. I know. |
I was just in Wal-Mart, and I was thinking about how I hate it when white people get all weepy about "how things used to be."
You know what I'm talking about. The 45-year-old to nonagenarian dem...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 17:38:00 GMT |
Pig. Also, my imminent demise. |
So, we got a pot-bellied pig this week. He's cute and tiny, and smells kinda like an old saddle. And poop. He seems to be getting along with the dogs, but we'll see.
Also, I may be d...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 15:48:00 GMT |
Yay, sports. |
So, football was hilarious. And awkward, at points. I dislocated Mike's ring finger, and for some reason, kept knocking Laura on her ass. She wasn't very happy about this, as you can...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 06:36:00 GMT |
Use the Farce, Luke... |
So, lemme preface this by saying I'm not the world's biggest Star Wars fan (see also: nerd), 'cause Steve-O's all over that shit, but I've been playing Revenge of The Sith on Xbox a lot. And it ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jun 2005 21:02:00 GMT |
Fun fun fun |
So, Saturday I got pulled over on 183 for making an illegal left-hand turn. I saw the sign halfway through the turning process, but I thought "What the fuck?" Cop asks for my license and registratio...
Posted by on Thu, 05 May 2005 12:23:00 GMT |
Sees him, ewe fulls! |
same day, slightly later. need a break from crotchety old dutch peeps. also just realized my blogging style is creepily reminiscent of william shatner's speech pattern.
my sinuses are draining. ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Feb 2005 16:24:00 GMT |
