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That Mean Girl

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About Me



MyGen Profile GeneratorFuck you and your mom. Atheist but not typically argumentative. Cool wigs and makeup a must. Famous for indiscriminate music, movie and book loving. Closed minded individuals can suck my ass. (For a fee.) I love pretty things and money.

My Interests

Atheism, body piercings, makeup, interesting hair colors and styles, Strongbad, home decorating shows, teasing people who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're," BDSM, sewing, pictures, cross stitch, GLBT civil rights, Adult Swim, writing and documentaries.

I'd like to meet:

Boys who look like girls. People who don't know what their real hair color is anymore. Girls who wear latex to the grocery store. Strippers. Anyone with a fabulous ass. Neil Gaiman. Gorgeous Gigi Deluxe. Messy Stench. Bob Smith.

Music:

I can't commit to one flava, baby. I like a little bit of everything.

Movies:

Let's be honest. I love movies. I've seen a lot of great ones. I could go on and on. Boondock Saints, Shawn of the Dead, Labyrinth and Princess Bride are my style, although I'll watch pretty much anything.

Television:

Documentaries of any kind, How It's Made, Mythbusters, FUCKING LAW AND ORDER (SVU is my fav), South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Powerpuff Girls, Reno 911, the Oblongs, Futurama, the Family Guy, most of Comedy Central and Adult Swim.

Books:

I adore Neil Gaiman. Fear of Flying by Erica Jong, The Color Purple by Alice Walker, She's Come Undone by Wally Lamb, Love Story by Erich Segal, The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Crazy in Love by Richard Kennedy, and just about anything by Stephen King, Roald Dahl, Michael Crichton, John Grisham, Kurt Vonnegut, Mario Puzo, Ray Bradbury, Maeve Binchy, Jeff Noon, Douglas Adams, and Terry Prachett. Liza Palmer is also a nice girl. You can read my interview with her at www.DangerDarling.com.

My Blog

Spring

When I'm outside my skin, wincing at air touching me sticky and red, I pretend I'm famous.People walk by and avert their rude eyes, trying to avoid my gaze because they recognize me, not because I sic...
Posted by That Mean Girl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Attention Christians!

Effective immediately: stop trying to convert me while I'm working.  It's annoying and rude. We now return you to your regularly scheduled internet.
Posted by That Mean Girl on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:01:00 PST

Book Reviews: The Introduction

Recently there seems to be an upcropping of people curious about the number of books I read.  It's true that I usually read one book every two or three days, depending, of course, on my schedule;...
Posted by That Mean Girl on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 07:53:00 PST

Long Steaming Days, Long Sleepless Nights

I have insomnia.  Lately it hasn't been too bad.  Tonight, however, it's back full force.  Insomnia always hits me at the most inconvenient times.  My head is tired, tired, tired,...
Posted by That Mean Girl on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:34:00 PST

It's My Fault. (Break It Down.)

I know what they say -- sticks and stonesSo go ahead and break my bones but Let me lay it on the line in caseIn time you'd like to get it straight andStop your raking me over the burningThing the...
Posted by That Mean Girl on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 10:48:00 PST

Splitting Hairs.

This is what it sounds like: paper sliding over another sheet of paper.  Shh shhh shh with some jingling thrown in from large chandeliers. This is what it smells like: boy's cologne and chemical ...
Posted by That Mean Girl on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:06:00 PST

Rezoned.

When you understand that it's all nonsense, the time goes by much more quickly. I just spent the last twenty minutes watching the television with no sound, zoned the fuck out.  My cats are warbli...
Posted by That Mean Girl on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 05:11:00 PST

Sundays. Bleeeeeeeech.

Sunday is the asshole of the week.  I hate Sundays when I'm working, because customers are fuckers.  I decided today that I dislike Sundays when I'm off as well.  Sunday ...
Posted by That Mean Girl on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 04:50:00 PST

Hardcore Like Fuck

Once upon a time, Avril was at a punkrock show with her best friend, Avril.  Across the room, she saw the hardestcore Benji she had ever seen in her life.  He had a safety pin through his li...
Posted by That Mean Girl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST