THE CRYPTICON - ProfilesArchive

About Me

ENTER THE CORE! THE CRYPTICON FACEBREAKING NEWS BANNER: ------ THE ENERGON FACTOR IS THE REAL ENGINE BEHIND GLOBAL WARMING --- NEW STUDY SUGGESTS THE CORE OF THE EARTH IS A MINI BLACK HOLE! - DOES THIS POSE A NEW CONCEPT OF GRAVITY? --- GOLD! THE NEW BENJAMIN - AND IT CAN POWER ANTI-MATTER ENGINES! --- WILL THE LHC - LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - ANNIHILATE THE ENTIRE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE WHEN SWITCHED ON NEXT YEAR? --- CHINA POISONS YOUR FACE WITH FREE BROWN OXYGEN DRIFT! THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS ONE --- MICROBIAL LIFE FOUND INSIDE ROCKS VIA THE 8TH DIMENSION --- BANZAI INSTITUTE TO TEST NEW OSCILLATION OVERTHRUSTER IN DECEMBER! --- SOLDIERS OF THE APOCALYPSE ARE IN TRAINING! LEARN SURVIVAL TACTICS FOR A HOSTILE FUTURE - EVADE THE INVADERS AND AVOID THE CANNIBALS! --- DARPA EYEING CRYPTICON SOUND TECHNOLOGY AS CROWD CONTROL DEVICES... --- VAMPIRATES FOUND OFF THE COAST OF ICELAND! --- VADER WAS FRAMED! --- YOU ARE A REPLICANT! --- ARNOLD TO LEAD U.N.! --- THE MOON IS COLONIZED! --- 1947 WAS VERY IMPORTANT! --- 2012 SHOWTIME IN DECEMBER? --- GHOSTS EXIST IN THE ULTRAVIOLET! --- IS THE BOOGIEMAN INFRARED? --- "REMOTE VIEWING" IS REAL! --- ANTI-GRAVITY DECLASSIFICATION SOON? --- NEW INVASION OF SPACE-RAIN! --- PLANET EARTH : PROJECT PLANET FOR ALIEN SPACE-SCIENTISTS! ---

WELCOME TO THE FUTURISTIC MEDIA MACHINE CONTROL SYSTEM CORE. BEWARE OF HUMAN LOOKING NON-HUMANS!
SEEK. INFILTRATE. DESTROY. SURVIVE. REBUILD. REPEAT. - SEEK. INFILTRATE. DESTROY. SURVIVE. REBUILD. REPEAT. - SEEK. INFILTRATE. DESTROY. SURVIVE. REBUILD. REPEAT.
Get "THE SPACE LOUNGE SYNDICATE" from iTunes!!!
THE SAME LINK TO iTUNES : ANOTHER BUTTON TO DISPLAY!
THE CLASSIC ORIGINAL 'SPACE LOUNGE' PRODUCTION WITH A SCI-FI THEME...
THE CRYPTICON WEB MACHINE CONSORTIUM

THE CRYPTICON HEADQUARTERS

THE CRYPTICON PROTOCOLS

THE CRYPTICON COMMANDOS

THE CRYPTUBE

LOGIXLAB DESIGNS

BUY ALL OF OUR ALBUMS ON CD & MP3 FROM CD BABY DIRECTLY! THE BEST RESOURCE ON THE NET FOR INDEPENDENT MUSIC! SUPPORT THEM AND THE REST OF US AND WE WILL OFFER YOU PROTECTION FROM THE EVIL ROBOT INVASION OF 2023!!! THESE ARE ACTUAL CD'S FROM THE PLASTIC ERA OF MANKIND! MUST HAVE A CD PLAYER TO USE!

***BUY "The Space Lounge Syndicate : Live from the Omega Station 2017" on CD!

***BUY the classic "Italian Smoke Squad Album" on CD!

***BUY "Smoke Signals From Beyond!" on CD

***BUY the Disc Tools Producer CD "Crowd Noise"!

***BUY "The Labmaster Trilogy: Volume One : Enter the Prime Optimus" on CD!

*********** VINYL DJ ALERT !!! * YOU NEED AMBIENT BATTLE SAMPLES!!! ************
WE ONLY HAVE ONE ALBUM ON VINYL - AND THAT WOULD SCARE YOUR GRANDMOTHER INTO HER GRAVE DIRECTLY, SO WE RECOMMEND IT ONLY FOR DJ'S AND PRODUCERS - CALLED "SOUNDSCAPE SERIES : Ambient Battle Samples: Phase One", THIS ALBUM IS EXCLUSIVELY AVAILABLE FROM ERNIE B'S DISTRIBUTION SERVICE.

***CLICK THIS LINK TO GO TO THE ERNIE B'S PAGE TO GET THIS 12" MUST-HAVE SHIPPED TO YOU DIRECT!!!

THIS IS A COMPLETELY ORIGNAL DJ WEAPON TO CREATE SOOTHING UNDERTONES AND SPACEY SOUNDS THAT MIX WELL OVER ANYTHING! SCRATCH AWAY ON THE 160 GRAM DURABLE VINYL PRESSING - PERFECT AS A 3RD TURNTABLE WEAPON TOO! ANALOG SYNTHESIZER SOUNDS DIRECTLY TO VINYL - BEATLESS AND READY FOR ACTION! ***HERE IS THE SITE REVIEW OF THE ALBUM : "Multiple tracks of beatless ambience. All the blips, bleeps, creeps, quick pulses, etc. Every outer-space sample noise you will ever need! Very professionally done." -EBR.
FOR DIGITAL ACCESS TO THE NEXT LEVEL BEFORE WE TURN MUSIC INTO VAPORS THAT INJECT THROUGH YOUR EARS VIA iVAPOR - CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW FOR DIGI-ACCESS.

Get "Live from the Omega Station : 2017" as MP3 files from PAYPLAY!
Get "Smoke Signals from Beyond!" as MP3 files from PAYPLAY!
Get "The Italian Smoke Squad" as MP3 files from PAYPLAY!
PRODUCER ALERT!!! Get MP3's of CROWD NOISE for your PRODUCTIONS here!!!
Classified MP3's from THE LABMASTER V1 beyond this link!!!
***ITUNES ALERT!*** LOAD YOUR iPOD WITH MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CRYPTICON DATA AND IT MAY EXPLODE! BUT THE FUN PART IS SEEING IF YOU CAN STILL ROCK TO THE BEAT WITH AN EXPLODING iPOD IN YOUR PANTS!
THE CRYPTICON AUDIO MOTHERLOAD AT THE iTUNES STORE: Get "The Italian Smoke Squad" on iTunes!!!
Get "SMOKE SIGNALS FROM BEYOND! : THE ANDROMEDA TRANSMISSION" from iTunes!!!
Get "THE SPACE LOUNGE SYNDICATE" from iTunes!!!
Get "THE LABMASTER TRILOGY : V1 : Enter The Prime Optimus" from iTunes!!!
DOWNLOAD "CROWD NOISE" THE EPIC PRODUCER/DJ/FILMMAKER TOOLKIT FROM iTUNES
THE INFORMATION AND INDUSTRY NETWORK: SUBURBAN NOIZE

Land of The Dark Carnival

THE UNIVERSAL SPACE REGULATIONS CONSORTIUM

The Drudge Report - Daily News

DAILY ROTTEN News Archive : KEY SPIDERLINK SYSTEM

THE "AURORA BATTLESPACE VOYAGE" SCI-FI CGI REMIX
MUTE THE PLAYER AND ENJOY THIS 10 MINUTE EPIC SPACE ODYSSEY MADE FROM A CLASSIC UNDERGROUND SCI-FI MOVIE & THE AUDIO FROM "THE SPACE LOUNGE SYNDICATE" ALBUM. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS TO GET LOST IN... ONE DAY IT WILL BE LIKE THIS.
"INVASIONARIUM" : IF YOU CLICK THE IMAGE BELOW YOU MAY GET LOST IN A WORLD WITHIN A WORLD WITHIN THE OMNIVERSE OF TRUTH!!!
THE PROTOCOLS FOR THE FUTURE OF SPACE EXPLORATION!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/11/2006
Band Website: crypticon.com
Band Members: CLICK BELOW TO GET THIS EXTREMELY USEFUL PRODUCERS KIT FROM iTUNES...
DOWNLOAD "CROWD NOISE" THE EPIC PRODUCER/DJ/FILMMAKER TOOLKIT AT iTUNES

CLICK BELOW TO GET THE CD SHIPPED TO YOU AND GET THE WHOLE ALBUM MP3...

USE OF DEADLY FORCE IS AUTHORIZED! CLICK HERE TO ACCESS CLASSIFIED CRYPTNET NODE
A CLONE ARMY OF ULTRAHYPER BEAT MACHINE CONSTRUCTS CREATED FROM THE GREATEST MUSICAL DNA OF EARTH PRIME'S HISTORICAL MUSICAL HUMANOIDS.

OVERSEEN BY A MULTI-PERSONALITY DISORDER COMPLEX OF HUMAN DESCENT, THE MCU - MASTER CONTROL UNIT - OF THE CRYPTICON IS AN AMALGAM OF ENTITIES KNOWN AS: AL9000 - SNAPS PROVOLONE - ATOM & EVIL - ADMIRAL ARKILLIAN - THE KARALIAN DEATH RAY - SIR ALFRED DARKNIGHT - COUNT DOOM - THE DOOMSAYER - RICKY RECORDO ---

THE UNDERWORLD STUDIO MINION IS THE GENERAL GREEN CONTROL UNIT.

ECHELON-3 PRODUCTION HYBRIDS OF BETA-6 DESCENT RESPONSIBLE FOR AUDIO RESEARCH AND BEAT PRODUCTION: - GREEN MERLIN - DJ JIB - TRIPLE GRAM DELTA - MR. VENDETTA - BOY ELROY - COPPERCAT - MOE THE RED - ROCCO THE RAZOR - DR. FLUTY - TRICKY MARINARA - MEEN GREEN - DJ STARR - DJ FINGAZ - - - end transmission.
ECHELON-2 IS ON BLACKLIST GAMMA SECURITY.
THE REST IS CLASSIFIED AND REQUIRES ALPHA-RED-9 CLEARANCE FOR VIEWING.
CONTACT HUMANOID RESOURCES FOR EXPERIMENTAL OPPORTUNITIES.
USE THE - [email protected] - DIRECTIVE FOR PROPER INFORMATION TRANSMISSION.
ALL TRADE SECRETS ARE CLASSIFIED LEVEL BLOCK 60 FIRESTORM. ALL BREACHES ARE SUBJECT TO THE USE OF DEADLY FORCE.

Listen to & Buy the entire 28 track Classic Concept Album "THE ITALIAN SMOKE SQUAD" for only $8.88!!!- A Crypticon Instrumental, Historical-Hop Masterpiece!!!

CLICK BELOW TO READ REVIEWS AND GET THE iTUNES CONNECTION...
Download the Classic Concept Album "THE ITALIAN SMOKE SQUAD" from iTunes!!!

CLICK BELOW TO GET THE CD SHIPPED DIRECT!!! (ALSO GET THE ALBUM MP3...)

CHECK OUT THIS REVIEW OF THE HISTORICAL-HOP "ITALIAN SMOKE SQUAD" CONCEPT ALBUM!
"Hey JR, thanks SO much for this cd, I don't know how you knew I'd be interested. But I LOVE it, really! Friends of yours? So being a fan of Hip-Hop for 20 years (!!!) now, I gotta tell you (cause I think you know these cats) that their cd is really, really dope. I DO love instrumental hip hop (just beats), but it's been years since I've been able to stomach a whole album!
This shit is so unique, and very, very tight, and Italian!! Who knew! I've actually played it all the way threw a good 15 times this week! They really, really got something here. There's NO Italian hip hop, and this SOUNDS like Italian hip hop, again, who knew!?
I'm sure it's only instrumental because they can t find any white Italian rappers to fit these beats! But who cares?! The albums flow is sick enough. I cant stop listening to it, it really just SOUNDS like Italian dope hip hop. Man, 71 minutes.......
Now it's your turn JR, tell me more about how you got this and the people who made it. Friends of yours? I see the cd was made in 2005. What are they doing now? Let them know I think all of this album is incredible. And THANKS again JR! Good lookin' out.
- 'NINE'
THIS IS FREAK HOP, SPACE LOUNGE MUSIC AND THE FUTURISTIC SOUNDS OF NEW REALITIES MACHINED INTO A SYSTEM OF LOGICAL CONTROL AND CLASSIFIED PRODUCTION.

- BE AWARE - BEWARE - BE WARY -

--------------------------------------- BUY OUR CD'S FROM THE AWESOME CD BABY SITE & GET THEM SHIPPED DIRECT! CLICK ANY BUTTON BELOW TO GO THE CD BABY PAGE... ---------------------------------------
Buy "Live from the Omega Station : 2017" on CD!

---------------------------------------
Buy the Original Space Lounge release "Smoke Signals from Beyond!" on CD!

---------------------------------------
Buy the Classic Concept Album "The Italian Smoke Squad" on CD!

---------------------------------------
Buy "The Labmaster Trilogy" intergalactic battle album on CD!

---------------------------------------
Buy "CROWD NOISE" the hit live producers kit on CD!

---------------------------------------
Sounds Like: THE SOLUTION TO THE FUTURE OF MUSIC PRODUCTION AND DELIVERY.DOMINION UNTO THE EARTH AND BEYOND!
----------------------
"DISGUSTIPATED" : THE LOST ARK EDIT

WAR-HOP IS COMING!!! THE SOLDIERS OF THE APOCALYPSE ARE NEAR! MR. VENDETTA CREEPING SOON... THIS IS THE NEW SONIC BATTALION PAGE!!! SUPPORT WAR-HOP - JOIN THE BATTALION!

BUY APPLE COMPUTERS BECAUSE THATS WHAT WE DO AT THE CRYPTICON!

HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS? NSA

Record Label: THE CRYPTICON MEDIA CARTEL
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

NASA Moon Walking Astronaut claims ALIEN Contact COVER-UP!!!

FORMER NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens exist.And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasion...
Posted by THE CRYPTICON on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:55:00 PST

VATICAN says : It’s okay to believe in aliens! - THE JESUS HYBRID

VATICAN CITY (AP) - The Vatican's chief astronomer says that believing in aliens does not contradict faith in God. The Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, says tha...
Posted by THE CRYPTICON on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:27:00 PST

ALBINOS HUNTED FOR THEIR BODY PARTS! - Some Africans believe they have Magical Powers!

DAR ES SALAAM, Tanzania Samuel Mluge steps outside his office and scans the sidewalk. His pale blue eyes dart back and forth, back and forth, trying to focus.The sun used to be his main enemy, but n...
Posted by THE CRYPTICON on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:36:00 PST

NEW SURVIVALISTS : Rise of the Armageddon Human!

Energy fears looming, new survivalists prepare!A few years ago, Kathleen Breault was just another suburban grandma, driving countless hours every week, stopping for lunch at McDonald's, buying clothes...
Posted by THE CRYPTICON on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:14:00 PST

NEW ALIEN ANT BREED BEGINS TO SWARM THE U.S.

Ants swarm over Houston area, fouling electronics ... DALLAS (AP) -- In what sounds like a really low-budget horror film, voracious swarming ants that apparently arrived in Texas aboard a cargo ship a...
Posted by THE CRYPTICON on Sun, 18 May 2008 03:39:00 PST

NEARING EXTINCTION: Humans lived in tiny, separate bands for 100,000 years

Humans lived in tiny, separate bands for 100,000 years.Study says near extinction threatened people.Human beings for 100,000 years lived in tiny, separate groups, facing harsh conditions that brought ...
Posted by THE CRYPTICON on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:47:00 PST

ALERT!!! TIME TO STOCKPILE FOOD... OR ENJOY A DIRT-DOG BURRITO!

HOARD THE FOODSTUFFS, STOCK THE PANTRY!!!I don't want to alarm anybody, but maybe it's time for Americans to start stockpiling food.No, this is not a drill.You've seen the TV footage of food riots in ...
Posted by THE CRYPTICON on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:41:00 PST

TED TURNER: Global warming could lead to CANNIBALISM!!!

BILLIONAIRE ENVIRONMENTALIST SAYS WORLD HAS TOO MANY PEOPLE!Failure to address global warming will have us all dead or eating each other by mid-century.So says Ted Turner, the restaurateur, environmen...
Posted by THE CRYPTICON on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:24:00 PST

SECRET EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL BASE INSTALLATION

Extra-Terrestrial Installation in Dulce, New MexicoThe following material can not be verified. It is third-party information which has been collected from supposed Dulce personnel, construction worker...
Posted by THE CRYPTICON on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:43:00 PST

KILLER LAKE AMOEBA ENTERS NOSE & EATS BRAIN!

6 Die From Brain-Eating Amoeba in LakesBy CHRIS KAHN PHOENIX (AP) - It sounds like science fiction but it's true: A killer amoeba living in lakes enters the body through the nose and attacks the brain...
Posted by THE CRYPTICON on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:31:00 PST