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Jeff

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I'm a corporate dude trying to express my artistic soul. I'm using the internet for marketing purposes to try to sell my music. I am a singer-songwriter-guitarist & have recorded a number of my tunes professionally. I also have two degrees & and a background in Theatre Arts (heterosexual, thank you), so I can also act and direct as well as teach the skills involved. If you need someone to annoyingly check your spelling and grammar, I'm your guy, lol.
I love to entertain, sing, play guitar, make people laugh. I like positive, supportive people; people with passion, yet balanced by reason. Anything else, just ask!


It's spelled "prohibited," stupid!

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My Interests

"All we are is dust in the wind."-- Kansas
"All you have is dust in your brain."--Jeff J


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"100 YEARS"--FIVE FOR FIGHTING
Music, models, computers, health, thunderstorms, movies, good friends, singing my heart out, dancing to live rock n'roll, candlelight dinners, traveling, romance, intelligent conversation, people who care about humanity & not just themselves, fine dining, art, theatre, culture, creative souls, individualists, beauty in ALL forms



FABULOUS DAISY



Madman Guitarist faces off Dave Navarro for Carmen Electra's amusement

Vampire Barnabas Collins and his bride-to-be, Josette's reincarnation Maggie

Barnabas, nearly cured of his vampirism, takes an afternoon stroll with Maggie Evans .



Left to right: The late Ben Baressi, Mark, Matt & me, our last pic together.

Matt, Ben & I rehearsing a new song.

Ashley,Me,with friends Ed and Dogga



I'd like to meet:

Paul McCartney, Sheryl Crow, Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Teri Hatcher, Alyssa Milano, Al Pacino, Robert Duvall, Gillian Anderson, Robert DeNiro, Halle Berry, Robin Williams, Al Gore. True friends that have your back no matter what, will never sell you out, will never see your down side as a burden to them.

I have the most LOYAL, INTELLIGENT, and BEAUTIFUL friends EVER

*ALINA*

Barbie - People I have met in REAL life ONLY!

Adel Sheridan

Regina Russell

Monica (aka "Kika")

Patty Z

~katincat~

Teresa Noreen

Nina Mercedez

Rockin RiTAH-TAH!!

Centerfold

Elva Marie

Kelley Jean

Ashley Lawrence

Sandee Westgate

Breann McGregor

~Daisy~

Terri Renee-Seixas

Tylene Buck

Mandy Lynn

Music:


John Lennon, 1980
My tastes range from Mozart to Sinatra, Count Basie to Johnny Cash, Elvis to NIN & REM....but if I must be specific, The Beatles (together & solo) are my all-time favs; Harry Nilsson; Bee Gees, Blues Traveler, Bread, Jackson Browne, Carly Simon, Joni Mitchell, Crowded House, Elvis Costello, Queen, Fleetwood Mac, Elton John, Billy Joel, Stevie Wonder, Earth Wind & Fire, Moody Blues, Don Henley/Eagles, John Mellencamp, Heart, Randy Newman, Roy Orbison, Led Zeppelin, Steely Dan, Tom Petty, Michael Penn, Joan Osborne, Sarah Maclaughlin, Aerosmith, Natalie Merchant, U2, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Seal, Sade, Sting/Police, Prince, Guns n'Roses, The Who, Rolling Stones, Cream, Clapton, Loudon Wainwright III, AC/DC, Jules Shear, Ron Sexsmith, ZZ Top, Cheap Trick, Tori Amos, Van Halen, Def Leppard, Sublime, They Might Be Giants, World Party, Santana, Barenaked Ladies, Evanesence, 311, Squeeze, Radiohead, Matchbox 20, Alice in Chains, No Doubt, Hoobastank, Incubus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beck, Fiona Apple, Godsmack, Fuel, Linkin Park, Norah Jones, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Stone Temple Pilots, Staind, Coldplay, Maroon 5, Five for Fighting, The Shins, Keane.... anything intelligent & original .

HARRY NILSSON--"WALK RIGHT BACK/LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL"

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Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a ten!
your best quality is you're hilarious
your worst quality is you have a huge.....ego
this is because of who you are inside

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Movies:


You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler you'd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you, and three brides who wouldn't want to be him.
Who's your Vampire personality? (images)
created with QuizFarm.comBram Stoker's Dracula, A Hard Day's Night, The Shawshank Redemption, Bulworth, Titanic, Liar Liar, A Clockwork Orange, Sixth Sense, JFK, Some Like it Hot, Bruce Almighty, Pirates of the Carribean, A Civil Action, House of Dark Shadows, Lara Croft Tomb Raider, many more!

What kind of sex are you?
You are Foreplay
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Television:

Law & Order, Nip/Tuck, 60 Minutes, X-Files, 24, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The West Wing, Cold Case, The Simpsons, House

Books:

The Riverside Shakespeare, A Dictionary of Symbols, The Road Less Traveled, Plausible Denial, High Treason, Global Superstorm, Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot, Against All Enemies

Heroes:

My family, John Lennon, Nilsson, JFK, Hugh Hefner..and striving to be my own best hero
Your Five Variables Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting your way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is low.
This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships..
It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life.
In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together. The Five Variable Love Test
What Makes You ...
Your Information
Name:
Gender:
Results
What makes you sexy? Your legs
What makes you pretty? Everything
What makes you loveable? Your kindness
What makes you fun? Your positive attitude
What makes you irresistable? Your kiss
94.00% Just how great are you?
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You Are 32% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?
Name: Jeff
Birthdate: April 24th
Birthplace: New Jersey
Current Location: Valley of the Sun
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9
Weight: (whistles)
Piercings: Zero
Tatoos: Nada
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: She was worth every penny, j/k! :P
Overused Phraze: "They serve at the pleasure of the President"
FAVORITES
Food: Chicken/pizza
Candy: Reese's peanut butter cups
Number: 6
Color: Black
Animal: Giraffe
Drink: Dr Pepper
Alcohol Drink: Bailey's & coffee
Bagel: Raisin or Blueberry
Letter: J
Body Part on Opposite sex: Face, butt, boobs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: either
McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: either
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: either
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary!
Love or Money: Does lust count?
YOUR...
Bedtime: Varies
Most Missed Memory: Say what?
Best physical feature: eyes
First Thought Waking Up: Am I late?
Goal for this year: do more, dream less
Best Friends: they know who they are
Weakness: Beauty
Fears: Each successive birthday, lol
Heritage: Italian/English
Longest relationship: 5 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: hell no
Pot: long time ago..pfffft
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: as a child
Ever beaten someone up: no
Ever Shoplifted: never
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Of course
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue/Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long: Long
Height: 5'1 to 5'9
Style: Casual
Looks or Personality: Beautiful face & sweet personality
Hot or Cute either
Drugs and Alcohol: neither!
Muscular or Really Skinny: toned but not too muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: More than I can count
What country do you want to Visit: Great Britain, Italy, Germany, France
How do you want to Die: In my sleep, hopefully next to someone I love
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes!
Get along with your Parents: usually
Health Freak: I need to be
Do you think you're Attractive: for my age, sometimes
Believe in Yourself: sometimes
Want to go to College: Been there done that
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Drink: Nope!
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: Every 7 seconds
Do you Sing: Whether you like it or not
Want to get Married: Sure--to the right one
Do you want Children: If she's the love of my life
Have your future kids names planned out: no
Age you lost your Virginity: (*sigh*)
Hate anyone: Don't flatter yourself
The Beatles - Real Love

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Does Height Equal Power?

I'm only 5'9..I'm screwed..lol! Check this out!  Does Height Equal Power? Some CEOs Say 'Yes'By DEL JONES, USA TODAYPosted: 2007-08-02 08:59:26  Le Gourmet Gift Basket CEO Cynthia McKay wea...
Posted by Jeff J on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:17:00 PST

Counting On Time

I found these lyrics to a song by Ron Sexsmith that seem to capture my mood lately when it comes to friends gone  by... COUNTING ON TIMEWho gets to heal what's broken?Who has the last word spoken...
Posted by Jeff J on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:40:00 PST

Jim Carrey Double Feature

On USA channel, there was a double feature of one of my favorite comedic actors, Jim Carrey..Liar, Liar & Bruce Almighty. I'd seen Liar Liar for the first time a couple months ago, & Bruce Alm...
Posted by Jeff J on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:19:00 PST

Good Commentary-

COMMENTARY Hang in there, America: Competent leadership is just 600-plus days away By JOSEPH L. GALLOWAY McClatchy Newspapers As of May 17th, there were 613 days left until Jan. 20, 2009, and the end...
Posted by Jeff J on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 05:41:00 PST

Kirk Douglas--a Legend

I happened to be home this evening working on my pages while I had CNN on in the background. Larry King had on Hollywood legendary actor Kirk Douglas on as a guest, who is now over 90 years old (actor...
Posted by Jeff J on Sun, 20 May 2007 09:29:00 PST

The Scientist - by Coldplay (Lyrics)

Come up to meet ya, tell you I'm sorryYou don't know how lovely you areI had to find you, tell you I need yaAnd tell you I set you apartTell me your secrets, and nurse me your questionsOh let's go b...
Posted by Jeff J on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:52:00 PST

This Is the Last Time (by Keane)--Lyrics

This is the last timeThat I will say these wordsI remember the first timeThe first of many liesSweep it into the cornerOr hide it under the bedSay these things, they go awayBut they never doSomething ...
Posted by Jeff J on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST

PHISH Fuckers

This morning on my login page, and 8 times so far TODAY,  I get a notice my account's been blocked due a some malicious fucker PHISHING my password info. Jesus!! un-fucking real. If you received ...
Posted by Jeff J on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:45:00 PST

Al Gore's All-Star Live Earth Lineup

Al Gore's All-Star Live Earth Lineup. by Sarah Hall.   Los Angeles (E! Online) - When Al Gore throws a party, he doesn't mess around. Organizers of the planet-spanning Live Earth concerts reveal...
Posted by Jeff J on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:56:00 PST

Papa Bear and Colbert!

This is a clip from The Colbert Report, funniest half hour on the Comedy Channel.Papa Bear! Add to My Profile |   More Videos...
Posted by Jeff J on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:25:00 PST