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ozzmonkey

I'm a million different things--Not one you know...

About Me


My name is Zachary, I am mostly known as: ozzmonkey; the Global Moderator of HalloweenFlash.com (The world's greatest Halloween site).
I play guitar, synth, and sing(or scream, whatever you would like to call it). I also play a little drums whenever I get the chance. I used to live in Okinawa, Japan (for 7 years!) I moved in June 2006 to Rapid City and in 2007 I moved to Fredericksburg, Virginia and I'm dying to move out. I plan on moving to Columbus, Atlanta with my friend. I suffer from ADD and its not gonna stop me! I am obsessed with music and yes I kinda have an obsession with Motley Crue but thats ok, it just makes me rock harder! In Okinawa I've been in 3 bands: Tenebrous Portrait, Genghis Khan, and Merciful Widows. You can find 'em all on my Top 24. Let's see what else is about me?: I party hardcore and I love brunettes (they are beautiful!!!!) Feel free to add me!!!! I would love it!
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You scored as Shout At The Devil.

Save Our Souls....


100%

Shout At The Devil


100%

Wild Side....


89%

Dr Feelgood


78%

Without You


67%

Live Wire


67%

Home Sweet Home....


67%

Dont Go Away Mad (just go away)


67%

She Goes Down....


67%

If I Die Tomorrow....


56%

Starry Eyes


56%

Girls,Girls,Girls....


56%

Afraid....


55%

Misunderstood....


44%
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My Interests

Its pretty simple what interests me... Great music and horror.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Zachary
Birthday: 3/30/87
Birthplace: Beaufort, South Carolina
Current Location: Okinawa, Japan
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Handed
Your Heritage: White/ Puerto Rican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Reebok Classic
Your Weakness: A.D.D.
Your Fears: Rejection
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushroom Pepperoni and Onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make a full length album with my band
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Sweet", "That's Awesome" -or- "LMAO"
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need to finish that dream!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: 10:30 school nights
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with Richard
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Depends what mood I'm in, If I'm horney I got to go to McDonalds!
Single or Group Dates: Single (more romantic)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk Bitch!!!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappuccino
Do you Smoke: No comment
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!!!!!
Do you Sing: That's one of my passions!
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: All the time
Do you want to go to College: not really but I might have to
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: not all the time but sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Sing, Synth
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: No Comment
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Concerta
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No! I'm a fuckin' loner!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: There's no real Malls here!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah yesturday
In the past month have you been on Stage: YEAH!!! WE KICKED ASS!!!!!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no I'm a loner...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: i think...
Ever been Beaten up: not really...
Ever Shoplifted: not really...
How do you want to Die: old age
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Rockstar
What country would you most like to Visit: Mongolia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: Not too much
Best Clothing Style: anything
Number of Drugs I have taken: Illegal? 4 Prescription? 3
Number of CDs I own: 200 somethin...
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: One so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret: alot I can't count that high

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Your band name will be Kill Your Boyfriend
Your role Lead Vocals
You will be signed to Victory Records
Your hit song will be "If I Were You, I'd Die"
You sound like Copeland
You will die of Alcohol Poisoning
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I'd like to meet:

Motley Crue, Deron Miller and the rest of CKY, Nancy Loomis, Wendy Kaplan, Danielle Harris, Scout Taylor-Compton, Rose McGowan, Marilyn Manson, Jake E. Lee, and Ozzy Osbourne just to name a few...

Music:

My favorite bands (at this very moment) are:
Motley Crue, Camp Kill Yourself (CKY), World Under Blood, The Mars Volta, Marilyn Manson/Spooky Kids, Bleeding Through, Ozzy Osbourne/Black Sabbath, Rob Zombie/White Zombie, Pixies, Deftones, Ten Tiers, Nelly Furtado, 3 Inches of Blood, Type O Negative, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Pantera, Misfits, Heart, HorrorPops, KISS, k-oz, 50 Cent/G-Unit, Dokken, The Fucking Champs, Hellhammer, Crotchduster, Nirvana, AC/DC, The Donnas, Fear Factory, Machine Head, Chimaira, Lamb of God, N.W.A.,Snoop Dogg, Cradle of Filth, Body Count, Avenged Sevenfold, Madcat Leo, Buck Owens, Ill Nino, Run-D.M.C., Murderdolls/Wednesday 13, Children of Bodom, Metallica, Slipknot, and Anthrax...
My favorite guitarist by the way is Jake E. Lee!
Listen to my band, Genghis Khan:

Movies:

Halloween (The Night HE Came Home), Halloween II (More of the night he came home!), Halloween III: Season of the Witch (The Night No One Comes Home), Halloween IV: The Return of Michael Myers, Halloween V: The Revenge of Michael Myers, Sleepaway Camp ("Eat shit and live, Bill" -Ricky), The Warriors ("I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle!"-Ajax), Silent Hill ("Satisfaction?" "Revenge"), Friday ("You just got knocked the fuck out!" - Smokey), Next Friday ("Put some hot sauce on my burrito!" -Dad), Friday after Next ("Another Friday gone, another problem solved." -Craig), Friday the 13th part 2 (all because of Vicki), The Devil's Rejects ("You gotta Hustle that pussy..."-Charlie), Nightmare on Elm Street("Screw your pass!!!"-Nancy), Nightmare on Elmstreet 2: Freddy's Revenge ("Help yourself fucker!"- Freddy), Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors ("Welcome to Prime Time BITCH!"- Freddy), Nightmare on Elmstreet 4: Dream Master ("How's this for a wet dream?"- Freddy), Nightmare on Elmstreet 5: Dream Child ("Bon Apetit BITCH!"- Freddy), Nightmare on Elmstreet 6: Freddy's Dead ("Every town has an Elm Street"- Freddy), Wes Craven's New Nightmare ("Missed me?!"- Freddy), Freddy Vs. Jason ("I want you to go to Elm Street...the children have been very bad on Elm Street!" -Pam Vorhees), Idle Hands ("they were killed by Ants?"-Mick), Mortal Kombat ("I smell something, bullshit"-Sonya Blade), Last House on the Left (13 Acres of Hell), Purple Rain ("That wasn't Lake Menatonka"), Spinal Tap ("Are we still gonna play Stonehenge?"), Casino, Goodfellas, Footloose (Fuck, 1984 was a great time for musical movies), The Breakfast Club ("Slip her the hot beef injection"-Bender), Dazed and Confused ("Spit or swallow?"), The Wall ("We don't need no education"), Tim Burton's Batman ("I am Batman"-Batman), Donnie Darko ("What's a fuckass?"-Little Sister), Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure ("69 dudes!!!"-Bill and Ted), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ("Don't stop here, this is Bat Country!"-Hunter S. Thompson), Back to the Future ("Get your damn hands off of her!"-George McFly), Scarface ("This town is a giant pussy just waitin' to get fucked"-Tony Montana), Flashdance ("She's a Maniac"), Bubba Ho-Tep ("Nobody ever fucks with the King"), Friday the 13th ("chchchchhahahahaha"-some guy), Remote Control (Damn I've seen alot of movies!), Tomorrow's Roses ("It was good pissin' with ya' buddy"-Michael), Napoleon Dynamite ("gosh..."-Napoleon), Team America ("There's only 3 types of people in this world: Dicks, Assholes, and Pussies"-guy), Harold and Khumar go to White Castle ("I heard everything you just said"-Freakshow), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (She's a little wet down there, what have you boys been doin' with this dead body?"-Sherriff), Dawn of the Dead (When there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the Earth), House of 1,000 Corpses ("Well why don't you bring your mama home some chicken and I wouldn't have to put my boot all up in your ass"-Captain Spaulding), Rock and Roll Frankenstein ("I have these un-natural urges"-Frank), Rob Zombie's Halloween ("See anything you like?"-Linda), Grindhouse ("I was going to be a standup comedian!"-Cherry), The Face of War (my grandpa was in that movie), Star Wars ("NOOOOOOOOOOO"-Darth Vader), and too many more that I can't think of right now... Yes movies are beautiful, they put you in another world, Movie World...

Television:


Muppet Babies, Ghost Hunters, Girls Next Door, The Soup, The Sarah Silverman Program, Morel Orel, Robot Chicken, X-Play, Family Guy, Married With Children, Diff'rent Strokes, The Munsters

Books:

also I love to read... Ninja Books, Combat Books, Stephen King ..

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Heroes:

My real father- You let me be what I wanna be and now I know why I'm totally different from the rest of my family...
My Brother Michael:
My Grandma Myrna- My only REAL smoking buddy in South Dakota. I love my grandma!
My mother
Michael Ackerman- "Your my right and man!" Seriously! We've been through so much together! I can't wait till we meet up in the future and tear shit up!
Richard Ward- I don't know what I'd do without you man! If Michael and I were in trouble, you'd be there to back us up! No doubt, we will meet up again and wreck shit!
Ace, Royal, Randy, Rhommel, Lance, Kristina Nguyen, Cedes Allen, Justin Nguyen- You guys don't fuckin' blow me off like other people I know, I don't know what I'd do without you! M.W. 4 Life!!! You guys give me life! We will most definately meet again and kick people's asses (the one's who doubt us)!
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My Blog

Type O Negative, 3 Inches of Blood, and Hatebreed

The other night I went to the Jagermeister show. It was fuckin' nuts! Well A.J., Matt and I walked there from Matt's and we got there right before 3 Inches of Blood was about to play. I was really dyi...
Posted by ozzmonkey on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:15:00 PST

Best of Zach: Bring Me a Dream

I've been doing Best of Zach mixes for friends since I was about 16. Let's see there was Best of Zach Volume 1 in 2002 (There's only one copy out there and it belongs to my good friend Richard Ward). ...
Posted by ozzmonkey on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:00 PST

I almost got jumped in SPEARFISH!

Ok, I just really wanted to share this with all of you.I know it sounds like a joke because Spearfish is a pretty calm place but,I almost got jumped on my lunch break yesturday!Hahahaha! This car pull...
Posted by ozzmonkey on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:03:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by ozzmonkey on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:08:00 PST

Halloween 4+5 Double Feature

Alright, last night was so freakin' awesome! This is my experience: I arrived at the theatre about 45 minutes before the show. I decide to get a large Popcorn and Coke, plus I ask the guy at the stand...
Posted by ozzmonkey on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:25:00 PST

The Invitation Act 2

"Silver spoon and needle/Witchy tombstone smile/I'm no puppet/I engrave my veins with style"-Motley Crue *SMACK*! Zach is frightened when he feels the slap of a gray hand.With bloo...
Posted by ozzmonkey on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 03:31:00 PST

The Invitation

Here's a story I'm writing based on a dream I had. Not all of it was in the dream but just some parts: "That'll be $4.25," the store owner demanded. A.J. handed him the money while Zach waited ou...
Posted by ozzmonkey on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:25:00 PST

Merciful Widows Dream

I had a dream this morning (after hitting my alarm clock) that I was hanging out with the Merciful Widows; (Ace, Rhommel, Randy, Royal and Lance); We were just walking around on a nice even...
Posted by ozzmonkey on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:20:00 PST

Deron from CKY answered my question XD!

I know its not that big of a deal to everyone but he is one of my idols. Question:Is there any chance that Roadrunner will re-release Vol. 1? That's the only album I have trouble finding. asked by oz...
Posted by ozzmonkey on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST

Where have all the Rock Stars gone?

Alright, there are shit load of bands that add me on Myspace.If you are a kickass band and are reading this then I want you to share with me your most rockstar moment! If you are a true rockstar, this...
Posted by ozzmonkey on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:31:00 PST