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The National ANTHEM.....for REAL BITCHES!...
~"A simple bitch will take you where you need to go.
BUT...A real bitch throws you her keys, and say it needs gas in it!
~A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it.
BUT...A real bitch will say, beat the fuck out that bitch & don't nobody think about jumping in!
A simple bitch will tell another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out.
BUT...A real bitch will just run up on that bitch without saying shit & knock her the fuck out!!!
~A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink.
BUT...A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up and I'm buying!
~A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down.
BUT...A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we get down.
~A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
BUT...A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed, on a clubnight!
~A simple bitch seeks to talk with you about your problems.
BUT...A real bitch seeks revenge & takes care of all your problems, str8 ready
with a bat, a strap or a shank to take tha fucker out.
~A simple bitch wonders who your new man is.
BUT...A real bitch knows that mutha fucka's first name, last name, his birthday, where
he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive, where he work, how
many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches trying to holla at him right now!
~ A simple bitch thinks a friendship is over in an argument.
BUT...A real bitch lets you know that was fucked up but we still girls.
~A simple bitch always expects you to be there for them.
BUT...A real bitch knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect shit.
REAL BITCHES RULE!
The "Non-Mushy" Friendship Poem....
~ When you are sad......
i will get drunk and help you plot revenge on the sorry
bastard who made you sad.
~ When you are blue....
I'll try to dislodge whatever is chocking you.
~ When you smile....
I'll know that you finally got laid.
~ When you are scared .......
I will rag you about it every chance I get.
~ When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it
could be and to quit whining.
~ When you are confused.....
I will use small words to explain it to your dumb ass.
~ When you are sick....
stay away from me until you're well agian. I don't want
whatever you have.
~ When you fall.....
i will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath I pledge to you 'till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because you are my friend!
Things Boys Don't Do....and maybe they should
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN
LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT NOTES
KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS
TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE
TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL
L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER
LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR
MESS WITH HER HAIR
JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER
F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES
L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE
TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P
H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS
WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER
LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS
GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER
TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK
STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK
WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER
KISS HER F0REHEAD
GIVE HER THE W0RLD
WRITE HER LETTERS
LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES
WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER
LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT
LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS
KISS HER IN THE RAIN
AND WHEN Y0U FALL IN L0VE WITH HER, TELL HER
AND WHEN Y0U D0 TELL HER. L0VE HER LIKE Y0U NEVER L0VED BEF0RE
WHEN YOU MAKE HER A PROMISE KEEP IT
.:TAURUS The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!
TAURUS' FUCKING RULE!
Me and Kevin...I swear we are trying to stay outa trouble...Shut Up!....Dont make fun of me...fuckerz!.lol
My Mommy and Clay....I LOVE MY MOMMY....and Clay too...dammit!
My Son....in my life....Kyle.....so cute!
Kevin and Ben getting ready to bring in the New Year!
My New Roommate....Im so excited! I love you Tiffers!
Turning my frendz into gangstas.....This is the first one....
This is Jenn, Robyn & Missy.....Those Darn Party Gurlz!
Danno - Dr. Trouble himself in the flesh....
This is MY ROBIN...Hands Off Bitches.....Mine, Mine, Mine.....
