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Brittny: Ex Flask Assassin SDMF

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About Me


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-First and foremost, Jesus Rocks. CHEERS TO JESUS!!
-I am obsessed w/ music, METAL mostly.
- Pantera and BLS are my number ones. ALWAYS
-I am a huge supporter of local music.
-I am in love w/ my hot ass boyfriend L.B. He is amazing.
-My favorite venue is Rock N Roll Pizza.
-I write for Crave Magazine. Check it out in my top friends.
-Dimebag was and always will be my hero. I LOVE HIM!
-Emo and corporate manufactured bullshit I would hardly call "music" pisses me off
-Mike Patton is and will always be, the best vocalist of our time.
-I'm a tomboy who loves make up.
-I live in SE Portland w/ my boyfriend LB, our two puppies Uzi and Jojo.
-Out at my parents house in Battle Ground Wa, we have 4 akitas. Pau (the kewlest dog ever) Kuma, Jiro and Bernie.
-I have two younger sisters, Courtny and Ashley. We are all very different but very much the same. They are my best friends for life
-I am very close w/ my Mom n Dad and they are most supportive loving parents EVER!
-I love food. A lil to much! Oysters are my favorite food of all time, believe that!
-When the weather is nice, I love clam digging, camping and fishing. Oh excuse me, I would love to fish MORE. I don't want to sound like a FRAUD being as how I don't fish all the time!
-My favorite beach is Long Beach WA.
-I am a big advocate of hunting. I grew up around it and I dont see anything wrong w/ it. If you dont agree with me, then dont even bring it up. We will get in a heated argument if you are as passionate about your stance as I am w/ mine. That is probably the only subject I am that way about however.
-I love booze. I looove to drink. Only on weekends excpet for special occasions!
-When I am at a show, I am very much the social butterfly, booze or no booze. Dont get upset or feel like I am ignoring you because I talk to you for a few minutes and move on. Thats how I am, I cant help it. I love u, I really do!!
-Somethings I dont like are people trying to have a conversation w/ me when I am reading. I HATE that. So if I am reading an email, a book, whatever, leave me alone until I am done! Somebody better be fucking bleeding or broken if u interuppt me!
-I have a lot of guy friends and only a handful of girlfriends. I can't handle certain types of girls
-I am not scared to say what I think and I am not scared to get physcial. If I get beat up for it, oh well. If you get beat up, better for me. Ooo I am such a hardass!
-GIRLFRIENDS- do NOT freak out or get worked up if I am jokin around and talkin it up w/ your guy. We are buddies, thats ALL. I am very much in love w/ my own boyfriend and am not interested in yours, regardless of how cute, funny, talented he is. Got it? Good.
-Now lets go booze it up. As the late great Dimebag would say, GETCHA PULL!

Number one, always. PANTERA
Check out these bands below on My Space!!

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Stephen and LB. I love this picture of LB. Soooo hot. You cannot fathom how attracted I am to him!!

I'm a fuckin pimpstress.

And these be my tricks!

My Interests


MY SEXY BABY BIZZLE!

DIMEBAG!

Thats my number down der! Woot Woot!

Proud member of...

Music, the color pink n black, fairy tales, disney movies, make-up,hair dye, flasks, Pantera, BLS, Killswitch, CKY, Kate Hudson, partyin, METAL, drinkin, camping, live shows, reading, history, theater, classic cars, football (Steelers), Bob Marley, traveling as much as I can, buffalo wings (fuckin yum dude), pabst, miller hi life, guinness, Dublin Ireland, corned beef, hiking, going to festivals, learning new things, enlightenment, cupcakes, Ol skool Nintendo, 20 questions on metalsludge, hibiscus's, clean sheets, Victoria Francis art, Armando Huerte art, Mia Tyler,Betty Grable, animals, akitas, PUPPIES! The Holy Trinity (Lord, Jesus, Holy Spirit) roadtrips, and hoodies. Dimebag Darrell, last but not least! ;)
I LOVE MAKE-UP!

READ CRAVE MAGAZINE!

Playlist code by nackvision.com

The beautiful metal loving Mia Tyler

I'd like to meet:

These guys= HOT!

LB. My boyfriend. He's alll mine! I'm a lucky bitch!

Dime...oh dime...

Holy Shit, this man is fuckin SMOKIN!
Dimebag Darrell (He's so damn badass! Gawd he is beautiful! REST IN PEACE DIME)

Oh what have we here? *purr* Wayne Static (oh.my.gosh. I am in love! Someone send him to me please!)

Of course I would have loved to meet Dimebag, but that was stolen from us. I would love to meet his lady Rita, and his badass brother Vinnie!! My Uncle Butch (rest in peace) Kate Hudson,and Johnny Depp. I'd like to jump on Brett Michaels. He's fuckin hot, buttrocker or not. It would be kewl to meet the dudes from Shadows Fall too. (MET BRIAN FAIR! BADDASS DUDE!)

True Christian
You are humble, gracious, kind and you love the Lord. You believe in the bible as your law, but read it in its original language. Perhaps you're not a scholar, but you're not an armature either. You normally don't feel church is acceptable for your form of worship, and if anyone believes different from you, you might try to learn something from them. Just because I love metal doesn't mean I am not down w/ my heavenly Father!

Jesus is my homeboy!
JESUS ROCKS!

You are a Believer
You believe in God and your chosen religion.
Whether you're Christian, Muslim, Jewish, or Hindu..
Your convictions are strong and unwavering.
You think your religion is the one true way, for everyone. What's Your Religious Philosophy?

Jenn and I, yeah, we're slobs.

The cutest thing in the world. BnB bitch

*Friends come and go, but SISTERS are forever. Court n Ash, I love you.

This is classic. BACK UP FOR DEFECATION! Jake, u made a great peice of art here!

Here are my 4 of my most favorite people in the whole wide world below. Introducing the wonderful Jenn w/ the sinful vag, Lukass my half humpin brother, Milliebu Barbie the Milestor, and my beautiful L. to the Bizzle Butter Dumpster (tommy paso!) I love all 4 of you so much. I am not giving any of you up no matter what! You silly muthafuckas!

Music:



HERE ARE MY TOP FAVE BANDS...

My music tastes are um, well, broad. My favorites are metal and motown! One spectrum to the next! You won't find to much country (if any) in this line-up, but I am gonna pretty much list every band I like...or try to..Im sure I will leave some out, but I can be a music snob... Pantera, CKY Killswitch Engage, Shadows Fall, Deftones, Superjoint Ritual, Down, Damageplan, Black Label Society, Led Zeppelin, Candiria, Bob Marley, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Fantomas, Sepultura, Bllodsimple, Bleeding Through, Tool, Slipknot, Meshuggah, In Flames, 36 Crazyfists, As I Lay Dying, Testament, Soilwork, Pig Destroyer, Demon Hunter, Hatebreed, Lamb of God, Chimaira, Malevolent Creation, Death, Motorhead, Opeth, Hyperthermia, Tallboy Shotgun, Stonecreep, *Amongst Us, Opticollide, Inflikt, Mindcell, Jahai, Dark Cloud 9, Garudas Mission, The Fellow Betrayed, Paddy Casey, OLD Metallica, Skid Row, Anthrax, Stonesour, Otep, Megadeth, Motley Crue, Scorpions (its true! ha) Thin Lizzy, Stevie Ray Vaughn, NIN, Dire Straights, Marilyn Manson (hate to admit but his music is awesome) Misfits, U2, The Police, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Van Morrison, Massive Attack, The Dead Kennedys, Neil Young, The Doors, Grateful Dead, Mazzy Star, Fiona Apple, Ween, Bjork, Daft Punk, Enigma, Blondie, Pink Floyd, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, My Bloody Valentine, Keane, Coldplay, Diana Ross and the Supremes, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Nas, Tupac, Too Short, A Tribe Called Quest, Q-tip, Bubba Sparxxx, Baby Bash, The Cawz, Early Dr. Dre and Snoop, Gwen Stefani (guilty pleasure!) The Killers, Outkast, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Alice In Chains, L7, Folk Implosion, Local H, Janes Addiction, Soundgarden, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver, Suzanne Vega, Poe, Tom Petty, Eric Clapton, Jack Johnson, Primus, Sublime, Tori Amos, Velvet Underground, Bonnie Raitt, Janis Joplin, Fleetwood Mac, Heart, The Strokes, Yeah yeah yeah's, The White Stripes, Modest Mouse, Queens of the StoneAge, HIM, Lynard Skynard, War, Van Halen, Foo Fighters, Danzig, Kiss, Jimi Hendrix, Radiohead, Steely Dan and fuck I am sure there are more I just cant think of em right now SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MUSIC PEOPLE!

Here are my most favorite vocalists!

Movies:

I loooove Disney movies. They take me to my childhood. (Dumbo and The Fox and the Hound make me cry. BAD) I like obscure movies. DIMEVISION!! The Pantera Home Videos....and of course..the cult classics. The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, SLC Punk, Almost Famous, Napolean Dynomite, and Boondock Saints are some of my faves. I love Kevin Smith movies. I love Wes Anderson movies. My most FAVORITE actress ever is Kate Hudson. I love her momma, Goldie Hawn too. I love everything about her, she's so damn cute and cool! I have a weird crush on Tobey Maguire and Jude Law.
Atom Bomb DeathBear
You scored 100% aggressive and 66% deadly! Atom Bomb DeathBear- You are Atom Bomb DeathBear! No one stands a chance against you. You are BRUTAL! Even those who survive your attacks still end up horribly disfigured, full of cancer, and damaged for life. Is there anything deadlier? ...Apparently so! (Though for all practical purposes, you are aggressively deadly enough!)
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 88% on aggressive You scored higher than 69% on deadly
Link: The Which DeathBear Are You? Test written by blissfulworm on OkCupid Free .. Dating , home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Television:

SEINFELD! THE BEST SHOW EVER CREATED. PERIOD!

Also, The Chappelle Show

SNL

Local News, and RETARDED ANIMAL BABIES!

Did I mention I love Seinfeld?? I already own season 1-6, I cant wait for the rest to come out!!!

Books:

I LOVE to read and can read just about anything. I really do love fiction though. I love stories about other cultures. My favorite book of all time is Eureka Street by Robert McLiam Wilson. He is also my favorite author.

I do like Stephen King and Dean Koontz. Historical fiction is great as well. I love the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy too! Great read.
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Intimacy
You love to be intimate with someone. You know every inch of them, you're big on touching and any kind of body contact especially cuddling though you need to feel comfortable with someone.

THIS PIC CRACKS ME UP!!!
How You Life Your Life
You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
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I am 90% Metal Head.
.. I was born with an axe in my arms and my horns to the sky. I am the Godess of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the
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Heroes:

I LOVE JESUS!!!

My Mom, My Dad, and of course, DIMEBAG!!

And uh, yeah, these people are heroic too, for sure. Our sunglasses kick your sunglasses ass.

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Oooooh LB! Look at how beautiful my baby is! I love my precious Butter Dumpster! I think I just came in my pants a little...I love you Biz!

My Blog

To the ladies that are my friends.

Well, I have to say, something has become very clear. I have THE best chick friends in the world. Seriously. I think I have found the 10 or so girls who are worth a damn in this big ol huge wide ...
Posted by Flask Assassin S.D.M.F. on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:57:00 PST

Shina. Ohhhh Shina!

If we are friends u have either had the pleasure to meet Shina or you have heard me talk about Shina. If you haven't, your missing out. She has been my best friend thru thick and thin, even if we dont...
Posted by Flask Assassin S.D.M.F. on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:11:00 PST

Crave Magazine!

Check out my reviews of Rebel Meets Rebel, Dimevision, and the re-released Pantera home videos @ Crave Magazine! Here are the links! For the Pantera DVD review: http://www.portlandmusicians.com/cm/mod...
Posted by Flask Assassin S.D.M.F. on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:05:00 PST

BATTLE RAP! ROLE CALL!!

Its time to tease, get your lighter, get your flame. Battle rap me bitches, step to the game. Call me out, scorch me good, lay it down like you should. Im waiting, Im pacing, getch your mind aracing....
Posted by Flask Assassin S.D.M.F. on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:32:00 PST

LB, Brian, Bizzle, Butter Dumpster...(bulletin turned blog)

  Posted this in a bulletin....thought I would keep it forever because he deserves any kind of recoginition he can get. "I Love Brian" doesnt even begin to describe it....the guy is a fuckin rare...
Posted by Flask Assassin S.D.M.F. on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:57:00 PST

Singing Bird

The new song on my profile is probably a surprise to a lot of you, well if you dont know me to well it is. I am a metal girl, for sure, but I stumbled upon this song and I love it. Its so simple and p...
Posted by Flask Assassin S.D.M.F. on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 02:10:00 PST

Smudge it, smear it, dont get near it!

I have decided I am done trying. Trying to please, trying to be friendly, trying to be things I never will be. I am letting go of people, certain dreams and aspiriations, trying not to care. I am h...
Posted by Flask Assassin S.D.M.F. on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:23:00 PST

Fall rocks.

I pretty much love Fall. It is so pretty! And I like wearing coats! Not to mention football season. And big ol' antlers. Hunting season. Aww j'eah I just wish there was less rain during this time of ...
Posted by Flask Assassin S.D.M.F. on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 10:55:00 PST

Um, what just happened?

I dont even know if I should be posting this for the world to see, but its a weird form of therapy, so I am going to do it. The past couple of days have been really tough. Thats life. But that term, "...
Posted by Flask Assassin S.D.M.F. on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 03:58:00 PST

Am I going to get in trouble for this?

I just reaaaalllly hate girls. Despise them. Wanna tear there throats out and spit on there face. I cant help it, thats how I am. Now of course there are exceptions, like my few, darling female friend...
Posted by Flask Assassin S.D.M.F. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST