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Zombie Girl

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I was brought up as a Catholic, back in my Human incarnation, and even went so far as to join the Convent of Mary Immaculate as a novice and then a full-fledged Nun.
One dark night, our convent was overrun by rogue Zombies. Our Mother Superior was torn apart in front of my very eyes and I escaped--just barely--with my fellow Sisters, Hope and Charity. As luck would have it, the very next morning we were skinny-dipping in the ocean on the way to devoting the rest of our lives to helping the poor in the 3rd World when a Zombie Pug got close enough to bite us.
Within hours, I had made the Transformation to a Zombie. It really sucked, at first, and I didn't know what to do with myself. With the help of Hope and Charity, and some new friends I made, I figured it all out and have come to accept myself as one of the Living Undead.
Apparently some people caught wind of my life story and are now making a movie about my experiences, although they have turned my story into a musical! Can you believe that?! That makes me like a Singing Nun or something! (Truth be told, I don't even really sing that great in real life...so hopefully they'll cast somebody with a nice voice and make me sound good!)
Now I'm just your average Zombie Girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

My Interests

Philosophy
Sex
Eating (Humans)
Motorcycles
Cooking (Humans)
Heavy Metal music
Sports (chasing Humans)
Dance--ANY and all kinds of dance. (Maybe that's where they got the idea of making a musical...a bunch of Einsteins, huh?!)

I'd like to meet:

Fellow members of the Living Undead community, duh!
I don't mind a Human now and again (esp. for lunch!), but I really get off to my own kind. I like Bad Boys and Bad Girls, so if any of you flesh-eaters out there wanna go crazy with a real, live (well, not live exactly, but you know what I mean) Zombie Girl, please contact me!

Music:

Metal...metal...and more metal!

Movies:

i DON'T like most Zombie movies, of course, because they're usually directed by humans...and they invariably portray the Living Undead as barely ambulatory retards!

lemme tell ya, my brothers and sisters, i got more going on than most humans in those stupid Zombie flicks. i can walk faster, think better and fuck harder than any of 'em!
when some filmmakers in austin, tx approached me about making a movie of how i got transmogrified into a Zombie, i made damn sure i was gonna be the hero of the story, not some stupid humans. just because i'm the living undead, doesn't mean i'm not smart and funny and passionate. (i also told them i know where they live and if they make me into a stereotypical Zombie caricature, i'll show up at their fucking houses and eat their fucking brains right through their fucking skulls!)

Books:

AYN RAND
MAYA ANGELOU
CAMILLE PAGLIA
The dude who wrote "Conversations With God"
JULIA CAMERON
MILAN KUNDERA

My Blog

LINDSAY LOHAN VS. THE LIVING UNDEAD?

numerous bloggers and online gossip sites such as celebritysmack.com have recently run reports such as the one below regarding my alleged altercation with lindsay lohan on monday evening in austin. th...
Posted by Zombie Girl on Fri, 05 May 2006 04:05:00 PST