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Feel The Romance

Eat a Burrito... Wake The Hell Up! ?

About Me

So My name Is Sheri.... Uh I my chat (thats how they say it in france) just had a fur ball... and instead of being worried i laughed at her... in fact im still laughing... Is that wrong?1. FIRST NAME? depends who you ask... were going to go with Sheri2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Lucy in the sky with Diamonds.3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? This morning when I put my conctact in wrong...4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Depends... how many beers later?5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Spam? Is that lunch meat? ... you know they have spam light now... for the dieter in you..6. KIDS? ... there are kids out there that do exsist...none mine7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? deffinately... I can rock my world no matter who I am...8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? A million one entry journals setting around my room some on the floor some in my closet some from four years ago.. i should put them all together... then id have a journal for real!9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Do i look like the kind of person who uses scarcasm...who the hell do you think youre talking to???10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? YES!!! and theyre mine... no thieving doctors going to take them from me...11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Not bungee jump...sky dive hell yeah!12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Oreos and Milk Duds13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Depends on which ones Im wearing Ive installed a sure fire way to make sure I never have to untie them... velcro!!!14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? as my dad would say after not showering for how many days?15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? starbucks mocha chip!!!16. SHOE SIZE? like 9ish ness17. RED OR PINK? Pink18. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? The fact im not sleeping right now!19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My dad.20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK? Only sending it to one person but posting it on myspace... they dont really send them back... lol21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue jeans...and blue shoes... thats how I roll baby!22. LAST THING YOU ATE? Protien bar.23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the keys tapping on my key board24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? dog dick red25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? amber romance26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?The automated lady for compass bank27. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their hair! and then facial hair.28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS TO YOU? Nope Im deleting her from my email for sending me this stupid servey as soon as im done... lol jk when do I get to see you again? When you called by the way while I was working i was near another co worker hung up the phone and told them that I had a hot date..lol with my aunt...Billy said...so what part of the south are you from again?29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? Starbucks Iced Coffee sweetened with 4 splenda non-fat milk, and one package of honey!!! Had it today infact. wrong turn beautiful drink.30. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT? Sleeping in31. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR? HAzel32. WHAT IS YOUR HAT SIZE? Getting smaller33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? wearing them right now...and they itch. gotta take them out.34. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? Rabbit food35. SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDINGS? I like the movies that make you contemplate life...and forget where you parked your car... those are great... ..... seriously ...where....the hell did i put my CAR!!??36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? Benchwarmers37. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?Black with Parental advisory EXplicit content38. DO YOU PREFER SUMMER OR WINTER? autumn39. DO YOU PREFER HUGS OR KISSES? hugs theyre white chocolate and regular40. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT? saharah41. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Aunt sue telling me im crazy.42. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? My mother..cuz im not sending it to her... i might if i see her on there...lol43 WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? None44. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? my hero44. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? nothing46. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SOUND? clicking on keys that you know are right none of that crazy twitching crap47. WHO DO YOU LIKE MORE, THE ROLLING STONES OR THE BEATLES? The beatles.48. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? The milky way49. WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT? Many talents bending my thumb all the way around till it grosses people out.50. WHEN & WHERE WERE YOU BORN? july, 24 1962 atlantic ocean.51.WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? aunt sue billsueblack.
*Music* This is where Sheri Busts her ass...*Music*

My Interests

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE... and my Chat

I'd like to meet:

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE...now that ive calmed down...seriously MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE :D :D :D div

Music:

LOL MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. I also like fall out boy, metallica, KoRn, my chemical romance, mudvayne, lots of others. Just about every genre

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Dumb and Dumber, Anchorman, anything stupid and funny. Happy Anniversary Jessica! I just love that movie... I dont know why. Dumb...

Television:

I love Family guy, Simpsons, how I met your mother, my name is Earl... The office. All stand-up comedy, viva la bam, wild boyz, that 70s show...uhh yeah things of that nature.

Books:

Dean Koontz all the way baby... I love his books way much more than Stephen king... Ive met stephen king like fifty times tho... and once checked out his ass funny story ask me someday.

Heroes:

A Hero, Is a Hero, Is a Hero.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||| 23%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||| 17%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Blog

New Project

Oh Bitches... New project on the way... What is it? You'll Find out!!! Its not funny tho... dont think it is. Cuz its not. I told you... its not funny. In fact Im offended... by how not funny it will ...
Posted by Feel The Romance on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:13:00 PST

Cant Slee-p (Whoops 'Pears as though Ive forgotten the "P" - Added 11-25-2006)

Maybe its because Im excited about tomorrow, with my new job and all... Or maybe its because I had three caffinated beverages today... Check it out Beverages!!! I used it bi-atch. I could have said dr...
Posted by Feel The Romance on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:35:00 PST

OH MY GOD!!! What a NIGHT! Check out our pics from Club Red!

Big Black Microphone Penis Thats it, thats the show... ...
Posted by Feel The Romance on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:52:00 PST

The Fridgerator Smells Like Cabbage.

Well. I just realized that I cant really talk to most of my friends... Like... Im losing what I had. My friends dont know or care about stand-up. And now its all I care about. I wrote a joke About it....
Posted by Feel The Romance on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:55:00 PST

Im Not nervous and I dont need Your Luck.

Woot. Random thaughts on comedy, are as follows.I was just thinking about Larry The Cable Guy... I was talking on the phone to someone about that, and I said "I think If I hear "Larry the Cable Guy" O...
Posted by Feel The Romance on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:40:00 PST

Posting.

What to say?My contacts itch. Im drinking more water lately. Back On Metabolic. Its worth it. So I added a line to Reality TV... We'll see if it goes over well.. It probably wont. Lol. But, at least I...
Posted by Feel The Romance on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:54:00 PST

What? My b-day!

Thats right. Im 20 Ive reached another decade. Or some shit. I have been drinking of course... pepsi... and lemonade. Oh and holy water. Of course holy water. Lol . you know Im holy. I keep writing "H...
Posted by Feel The Romance on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 09:37:00 PST

Have you seen a man eat his own head?

Sooo... This is my first blog in a while. I told Dancy!!! the other night that I didnt have anything to blog about and she told me that I never DID! And I agree so I thaught it was time. My braces hur...
Posted by Feel The Romance on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 05:51:00 PST

I will call her Dani Ohio!

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Posted by Feel The Romance on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:12:00 PST

Put a candle in the watermelon its AESUH'S Birthday

Come over here have a piece of watermelon as I Sing "Happy Birthday" to you.---Happy birthday to you! Eat this watermelon because youre a diabetic and I know you cant have cake cuz its full of sugar t...
Posted by Feel The Romance on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 08:03:00 PST