Singing, cleaning, cooking, disciplining children, flying with my umbrella, packing suitcases, folding laundry, arguing with parents, wearing white gloves.
I would like to meet anybody who is polite and interesting, or anybody who needs their house cleaned, and appreciates a flying nanny.
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First Name: Mary
Middle Name: Elaine
Birthday: I try not to think about that anymore.
Eyes: Yes, I have eyes
Hair: I have hair also.
Fav color: Baby blue
Day/Night: Day
Fave Food: Succatash
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? Yes
Do you like anyone? No
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? I don't have any real friends.
Who's the loudest? Even if i had some friends, they wouldnt' be loud
Who have you known the longest of your friends? N/A
Who's the shyest: N/A
Are you close to any family members? N/A
When you cried the most: I've never cried a tear in my life
What's the best feeling in the world: Flying
Worst Feeling: Getting my gloves dirty.
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: Sidewalk, holding hands
Let's run through: Please, don't run
Let's look at the: Chalk drawing.
What a nice: Child
Where did all the: Nannies come from
Why can't you: Stop asking me who I really am?!?!?
Silly, little: Child
Tell me: Don't tell me what to do
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: No
Pictured your crush naked: No
Skipped school: No
Broken someone's heart: Yes
Been in love: No
Cried when someone died: No
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: No
Done something embarrassing: No
Done a drug: No
Cried in school: No
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: My unicorn underpants
Person You Hate Most: Al Gore
Best Thing That Has Happened: &..39;
Ice Cream: I have sensitive teeth.
WHO Makes you laugh the most: Bert
Makes you smile: Bert
Has A Crush On You: Mr Rogers, it's sooooo obvious
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: No
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: No
Made out with JUST a friend?: No
Kissed two people in the same day?: NO
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: NO
Been rejected: . No
Been in love?: No
Been used?: No
Done something you regret?: No
Cheated on someone?: No
Been called a tease: No
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: Nobody
You talked to on the phone?: Bert
You hugged?: Bert
You instant messaged?: Instant message?
You kissed?: I kissed a child's forehead
You yelled at?: A child
Who text messaged you?: text message?
Who broke your heart?: Nobody
Who told you they loved you?: Nobody
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I'm not much of a music fan, I prefer to sing my own songs.
Movies are not the best learning tool for children, books are the best for young child minds.
Television will rot your mind, and will make you go blind if you sit too closely.
I absoulutely adore books. They are the best form of entertainment ever invented.
Any flying British nannies that have come before me. You have inspired me to do what I do.